ATTN: Men of Games
The last few years has seen a steady rise in the number of games that are being made specifically not for men. We understand that this is a worrying trend and appreciate that many of you m💛ay be conf⛎used in this strange multi-gendered climate. To assist in these irritatingly inclusive times and to help avoid the unnecessary embarrassment of losing machismo points, we've compiled a list of the most unmanly games that you - as men of games - should avoid at all costs.
10. Imagine Figure Skating (DS)
Never mind the incredible athleticism and awesome body strength required for figure skating, if⛦ you get caught playing this your buddies are going to think you get a🦂 hard-on for Jimmy MacElroy.
09. Wii Fit (Wii)
An unsavoury affront to all the great manly things that gaming has always proudly stood - ie sat down - for. Aerobics? Muscle conditioning? Body Mass Index? If you're tempted to 'give it a try' quiz yourself this - where will it end? Soya milk? A sex change? Free-range wheatgrass and vegan spunk salads? Get a grip, sit your hairy man-ass down and kill some more pretend terrorist🐬s.
08. Miami Nights: Singles in the City (DS)
If you feel some perverted compꦜulsion for 🔯a quiet night in, just you, a bottle of pink plonk and a dating sim like this, go look at some porn on the internet, get it out your system and return to the only kind of matchmaking that men of games understand - the beautiful union between N00BS AND TOTAL PWNAGE!!!
