07. Zenses (DS)
ඣThe title should be enough of a 'DO NOT ENTER' - it soun꧑ds about as manly as bamboo wind chimes, manuka honey facials and energy crystals. It's going to be released in two man-repelling editions - Ocean and Rainforest. We wouldn't be surprised if it came with a free cup of detoxifying camomile tea to help transcend the daily stress of having a vagina.
06. Baby Pals (DS)
Pretending to be a parent to a chubby digit𒆙i🧸sed rug rat is fine if you're female. It's natural. If you're a man your neighbours will think you're playing a virtual reality grooming simulator, call you a paedophile and burn your house down while you sleep in your bed.
05. The Sims (PC)
Do you have lots and lots of frilly panties for 🉐your dolly?
04. Dirty Dancing (PC)
So you might have watched the movie a dozen or so times because your genitals were obsessed with Ferris Bueller's sister. That's cool. We understand. 🐟But play the game? You might as well tie some ribbons in your hair and chan💯ge your name to Ballerino.
