Casting suggestions for Spider-Man 4 's vinyl-suit-clad feline femme fatale, Black Cat, are being thrown around like confetti at the moment.

She's a shady character, hidden behind a gigantic shock of white-blonde hair, who arrives boasting an abandoned one-time romance with our web-slinging🌊 protagonist.

So basically, the contenders must be plausible as a former squeeze 🃏of the 34-year-old Mr Maguire, be able to carry off that wacky enormo-wig, and be a dab hand at rearranging criminal faces.

Naturally, we saw this challenge as a soft excuse to look at loads of hot pictur-...no, wait, to consider the relative merits of some likely leading ladies. In an not-at-all superficial way. At all .

Any💯way, for your perusal, 18 s🐭tellar names we reckon could get the job done...

The Actor: Asia Argento

Purr: A proper tough cookie. Knows a thing or two about wꦬorking with (indeed, living with) seasoned horror directors. Can probably run, jum🃏p and miaow better than a real cat.

Hiss: Looks too much like she might have superpowers for real; the Felicia Hardy bits could be unconvincing. Might look profoundly o⛄dd with a huge platinum weave.

Vinyl Score: Not exactly the longest leading lady out there, but a whip-ꦰlike 6 out of 10 nontheless.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Only 3 lives out of 9, sadly.

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The Actor: Anne Hathaway

Purr: Seems to radiate the perfe🌌ct balance of maturity and mischief. Pretty good box office pull. Pretty good pull for Spide🍨y, too, frankly.

Hiss: Lacks experience in the action hero fi🅰eld. Doesn’t look as though she could beat up more than a couple of hundred goons without getting tired.

Will She Look Good In Vinyl? Basically, yes. 8.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Typecasting may be her downfall, we fear. 5 lives out of 9ꦬ.

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The Actor: Rachel McAdams

Purr: Started to veer a little closer to action roles of late, largely thanks to the punchy comic book stylings of Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes and her femme fatale r♌ole. Sultry to smiley in the blink of aꦉ costume change.

Hiss: Looks at risk of bꦗlowing away in the next stiff breeze. Which is presu♕mably why she still hasn’t done any hoodlum thumping before.

Vinyl Score: An inappropriately willowy 5.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? We don’t reckon this’ll be the one that gets the c📖ream. 4 lives out of 9.

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The Actor: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Purr: Effortlessly breaks six foot in heels - see that silhouette and quake, criminal underworld! Exemplified the chameleonic nice/naughty thing in Secretary , too.

Hiss: Her only real experience in superhero world is The Dark Knight . Andಞ she kept getting offended, throw out of windows etc.🌸 May lack claws, we feel.

Vinyl Score: An impressively solid 7.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Fairly likely to land on her feet if she ဣtried it. 7 lives out of 9..

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The Actor: Jennifer Garner

Purr: Kicked more ass than a short-tempered donkey-herder in Elektra . Very handy at physical stuff in general. Perfect age to be a Maguire ex♛.

Hiss: Besides the fact that she’s been an onꦺ-screen action woman already, not too many💛.

Vinyl Score: An intimidating 8.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Making the jump from one needle𝓡ssly snug hero costume to another is almost unheard of. 2 lives out of 9.

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The Actor: Rose McGowan

Purr: Has a modicum of higher-octane stuff under her belt, thanks largely to the two Grindhouse fi. Suitably feline features.

Hiss: About the size of a golf club. Looks infinitely mo🐻re comfortable as a brunette.

Vinyl Score: A compact but bijou 5.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? She’s had sort of a weird couple of years, to be honest, and doesn’t quite appear ready jusꦉt yet. 4 l🍒ives left.

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The Actor: Natalie Portman

Purr: Has V For Vendetta on her CV. Revealed a hitherto-cloaked ability to look eye-poppingly edgy in🍃 a recent🍸 rockabilly-styled mag shoot.

Hiss: Still a bit too slight to set the bad guys a-tremble. Always manages to look younger than she is on screen, despite being within range for the rol💫e.

Vinyl Score: A coltish 6.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? A dark horse for Black Cat, say we. 6 lives leꦛft.

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The Actor: Scarlett Johansson

Purr: Box office catnip. Looks as though she could probably pack an impressive wallop. Equipped herself admirably as Octopus apologist in The Spirit .

Hiss: A bit on the young side, if we’re being absolute sticklers for realism. Although, y&rsqu🌟o;know, perhaps exceptions aren’t always a bad thing...

Vinyl Score:: Can we do a Nigel Tufnel, and m🐷ake this one go up to 11?

Cat In Hell’s Chance? If she was actually up for it, nobody🦹 else would stand a snowball in hell’s chance. Quite unlikely, of course, but blind optimism 💮prevents us from awarding anything lower than 8 lives left.

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The Actor: Eva Mendes

Purr: Stacks of skirmishing skill, thanks to thug-crunching turns in 2 Fast 2 Furious , Ghost Rider , The Spirit ...

Hiss: Seems to have drifted into rather less smack-happy waters with post- Spirit projects - perhaps she’s started to mellow a little? Can’t be having th🌜at. May also str💯uggle with the albino quiff.

Vinyl Score: A ferociously feline 8.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? A fai𓃲rly reasonable shout on balance, but somehow we just don’t see it. 5 lives left.

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The Actor: Jessica Biel

Purr: Blade: Trinity , Stealth and the forthcoming A-Team movie should all have given her a s꧑olid grounding in more rambunctious fare. Doesn’t com﷽e across as a pushover, by any means.

Hiss: Despite the distance she’s coꦓme in recent years, there’s always the risk of that squeaky-clean image lingering in the background for those of us with long memories.

Vinyl Score: Would very probably look as though sheꦿ&rs꧟quo;d never worn anything else, and never should. 9.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Might lack enough o🌠f that crucial wildca▨t snarl. 4 lives left.

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The Actor: Malin Akerman

Purr: Showed us precisely why she was a shoo-in for this list with her scene-stealing turn in Watchmen . Naturally blonde, so no problems with t🐽hat prepos🍸terous Black Cat barnet.

Hiss: Despꦬite baddie-pounding with aplomb as the Silk Spectre, hasn&rs💫quo;t really done much else to convince us she’s a born actioner. Presumably keen to avoid taking an overly similar role, too.

Vinyl Score: An effortlessly rubbery 7.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? She’s almost too obvious a choice right off the back of Watchmen , so it won’t happen. 3 lives left.

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The Actor: Angelina Jolie

Purr: Bags of athletic adventures to recite from, and arguably the most🥂 feline features in Tinseltown today. Plus it’s Angelina Jolie, ferchrissakes - we 🔯won’t be calling on any witnesses here, m’lud.

Hiss: Err...we might sort 💙of ‘miss’ the rest of the film?

Vinyl Score: W🤡e pity ♏the fool who tries to play devil’s advocate here. 10, obviously.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Hard to escape the feeling thatꦕ it would weirdly skew the whole franchise, never mind the film itself🍒. Sadly unlikely; 1 lives left.

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The Actor: Carey Mulligan

Purr: Hooray for home-grown talent! Also, if we’re allowed to give our goggle-eyed inner teenagers a brutal reality check, large chunks of this list do kinda feel overly famil🍒iar. Mulligan is cautiously emerging as a much-needed breath of fresh air.

Hiss: Let’s face it though, she’d be a spectacularly controversial choice. Somehow seems better suited to a Mary Jane sort of role, in all honesty. Besides, she’s really far too young. Maybe Spider-Man 5 then, eh?

Vinyl Score: A bit of a mystery. Which actally piques our i𒉰nterest all the🅘 more, but we’d better go with a safe 6 for now.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? We’d reallyꦅ like to think so. But no. 1 life left.

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The Actor: Uma Thurman

Purr: Could clearly pummel seven bells out of anyone idiotic enough to step to her. Actuall🌞y looks far more like the character from the original comic books than anyone else we can think of. Plus she’s just, y’know, implausibly awesome.

Hiss: If poor Peter Parker really had broken up with her at some point i♏n the past, she’d have eaten him for breakfast. Despite there only being five years’ difference, Tobey Maguire just doesn’t have that ‘older woman’ look about him.

Vinyl Score: A statuesque 9.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Don’t see why not, and it’d make us g𝕴rin like Cheshire Cats. 8 lives left.

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The Actor: Rhona Mitra

Purr: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans , Skinwalkers , Spartacus , Beowulf ...yep, this one knows the territory. Also, British! A veritable tsunami of instant bonus points, obviously. Because we’re that shallo🦄w.

Hiss: Don’t really see her as a platinum blonde sorta woman - there's a very good reason why she got the gig as live action model for the Tomb Raider games, and it involves lo𒀰ts of words like ‘sultry’.

Vinyl Score: An effortlessly distracting 8.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? You’d෴ get no argument fr♎om us, regardless of how risibly wiggy the wig looked. We still can’t go any higher than 7 lives left, though. Sigh.

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The Actor: Kate Beckinsale

Purr: Another English entry! And another one with more horror/fantasy/general comic brawling experience ( Underworld , Van Helsing , Whiteout ) than you could s🐬hake a whole bunch of fists at! We’re doing well here, us plucky islanders.

Hiss: We can’t really think of a 💎hiss. WE CAN&rsquꦺo;T REALLY THINK OF A HISS!

Vinyl Score: Abso-fricken-lutely. 8.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Quick, everyone down the bookies! 9 lives left.

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The Actor: Rie Rasmussen

Purr: We’re essentially basing this entirely on Angel-A , as she was unswervingly mesmeric in every 𒁃scene. Largely because Luc Bess🥂on pretended she was about 12’ tall. (She’s only actually about 10’.)

Hiss: What she has done has been fairly solid, but let’s face facts - you couldn&🐲rsquo;t wrap a stick of gum in her filmography, so Raimi would be wheeling her in as more of an eye-catching curio than anything.

Vinyl Score: They’d have to increase the ಞvinyl budget by about 50%, but you&💙rsquo;d be unlikely to hear anyone outside the costume department protesting. A towering 10.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? Probably a bit of a furball, in truth. 2 lives lef✱t.

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The Score: Christina Ricci

Purr: Easily intriguing enough a personality to be a masked crusader in real life. Does a great line in the sort of withering sarcasm that could strip paint at 50 paces. Recently showed a worryingly animalistic side in Black Snake Moan .

Hiss: So very, very wee. Also, there’s a distinctly cherubic vibe - albeit a twisted one - to her, which clashes somewhat with the black🅠 catsuit.

Vinyl Bonus: A rarely flaunted 7.

Cat In Hell’s Chance? We’re going to stick our collective neck out and say that, despite the fact they might have to make two sets🍰 of differently sized p🥂rops, she’d sink her claws in brilliantly. 7 lives left.

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