Big Brother
The Quote: "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government."
Words Of Wisdom? As wise as they comไe – plus an inte𒅌lligent twist on overly paranoid UFO seekers.
Philosophy
The Film: Stardust Memories (1980)
The Quote: "I took one course in existential philosophy at New York University and on the final they gave me ten questions. I couldn't answer a single one of 'em. You know? I left ’em all blank... I got a hundred."
Words Of Wisdom? ꧂ Definitely – a none-too-cynical appraisal of the s🐷tupidity of examining bodies.
Getting Political
The Film: Deconstructing Harry (1997)
The Quote: Doris: You have no values. With you it's all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
Harry: Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win
Words Of Wisdom? We’re surprised nobody’s actually tried to run for ofꦡfice with that slogan in France. That was Sarkozy’s fatal 🍌error, clearly.
Raise It Up
The Quote: "Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
Words Of Wisdom? Too much sex could lead to you doing yours🧜elf an injury though. Or turning into Brandon Sullivan...
Red Right Hand
The Quote: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Words Of Wisdom? Really funny and yes, pretty true, too. Sadly.
Culinary Genius
The Film: Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
The Quote: "Taste my tuna casserole – tell me if I put in too much hot fudge."
Words Of Wisdom? Not particularly. Unless you enjoy 🍷a little experimentation in the kitchen.
Success Story
The Quote: "80% of success is showing up."
Words Of Wisdom? A surprisingly motivating st𝔍atement from the worrisome little fellow. This is one to pin above your desk.
Mad Math
The Film: Zelig (1983)
The Quote: "I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people."
Words Of Wisdom? More of a clever quip than actual wisdom.
Supernova
The Quote: "This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?"
Words Of Wisdom? A typically pessimistic stance from the auteur, though a pretty succinct summation of celebrity&rsqu🐭o;s short life span.
Compose This
The Film: Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
The Quote: "I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
Words Of Wisdom? It’s sort of like saying listening to Abba makes you want to eat meatballs and talk like the Sw⛦edish Chef. Which, actually, it sort of does...
