Carrie
Why They're Offensive: No, not that Carrie. We're talking about Four Weddings And A Funeral 's love interest, offensive because of the sheer 🍷gulf between the sexy, serial-shagger character Richard Curtis wrote, and Andie McDowell's wooden, listless performance.
Most Offensive Moment: "Is it raining? I hadn't noticed," says McDowell with all the passion 🦩and enthusiasm of a lettuce.
Elizabeth Halsey
Why They're Offensive : Liz is the eponymous Bad Teacher , a🍸 gold-digger who is only in𓂃 the job so she can snare wealthy substitute teacher Scott Delacorte (Justin Timberlake).
Most Offensive Moment: ꧂Stealing test answers so she can win a bonus for the best exam results… just so she ca✅n pay for a boob job.
Henry F. Potter
Why They're Offensive: Only one man - George Bailey - can stop Potter from total financial control of Bedford Falls in It's A Wonderful Life . Trouble is, in one🧸 parallel universe there is no George Bailey. Welcome to 💛Pottersville.
Most Offensive Moment: A destitute George visits Potter asking for help. Potter (who has actually nabbed George's money) calls🉐 the police instead, the heartless swine.
Dick Grayson
Why They're Offensive: Robin has always a bone of contention amongst Batfans, and Chris O'Donnell's bland, smirking🧸 portrayal of the Caped Crusader's sidekick was instrumental into ruining the 1990s' franchise. Christopher Nolan banned the character, saying he'd leave if Robin was re-introduced; he's been good to his word.
Most Offensive Moment: The gag about "holey rusted metal" in Batman Forever . Even the 1960s series didn't stoop that low.
Mark Zuckerberg
Why They're Offensive: The ultimate Internet nerd turns out to be the ultimate troll, as the socially awkward anti-hero of The Social Network f📖ires off intellectually precise rudeness in all d🐼irections.
Most Offensive Moment: Zuckerberg's withering put-down to a lawyer - "You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room🌠, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?"
Phil Connors
Why They're Offensive: Misanthropic weatherman whose hatred of Punxsutawney goes into overdrive when he finds himself repeating Groundhog Day over and over again.
Most Offensive Moment: After days of research and false starts, Phil beds a local woman by 𝓡pretending the꧃y were old classmates.
Megan
Why They're Offensive: There's always one Megan on a hen party - loud, loutish, lusty and having a better time than the rest of the Bridesmaids put together.
Most Offensive Moment: The post-credit⛎ sex tape, in which she gets jiggy with the Air Marshal and a submarine sandwich.
Albert Spica
Why They're Offensive: Before Dumbledore, Michael Gambon played the thief in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover whose obsession with food is a weapon he wields against ot𝔉hers.
Most Offensive Moment: After he's killed a love rival by force-feeding him pagꦫes from books, his wife (Helen Mirren) forces Albert to eat the co🐼oked corpse.
John Blutarsky
Why They're Offensive: Known by his full name only to his parents, Bluto runs the Delta Tau Chi fraternity in National Lampoon's Animal House with a sin💟gle-minded devotion to drunken debauchery that's kept him in college for seven years.
Most Offensive Moment: Impersonating a zit using a cream puff.
Blake
Why They're Offensive: As if the play of Glengarry Glen Ross ⭕wasn't rude enough, David Mamet specially wrote Alec Baldwin's character into his film adaptation in order to verb🉐ally abuse the real estate salesmen into greater productivity.
Most Offensive Moment: Asked what his name is, Blake yells, "Fuck you, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I dr🐼ove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!"
