Paranormal Activity (2009)

The Movie Life Lesson: If you🌟 happen to live in a haunted house, you’ll fall sound asleep every night.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: No one with any semblance of smarts would stay in a haunted house, home to a demon♓ with a penchant for tearing unsuspecting slumberers from their bed at n𝄹ight. How on Earth do these two manage to actually fall asleep?!

Swordfish (2001)

The Movie Life Lesson: To hack into a government network you only need 🔯60 seconds, a gun to your head a♔nd the ability to type rather fast.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: A true hacker takes time to accumulate the relevant data, going through any information the intende🙈d network has ⭕in the public arena to find a weak link which can then be exploited.

The Machinist (2004)

The Movie Life Lesson: You can survive (albeit with💫 cheekbones that’d cut glass) without sleep fꩵor a year.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: There’s no fathomable way for a human being to still be alive after not sleeping a wܫink for 365 days. Yo🌞u’d be dead after six weeks.

Big (1988)

The Movie Life Lesson: Be careful whatᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤💧⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚ you wish for. In this case, the desire to be a grown-up.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: Wishing you were older is something🌠 we’ve all dallied with on occasion. Alas, the passage of t𒀰ime is the only method for achieving such. You can’t pop a quarter into an arcade machine and make it so.

Footloose (1984)

The Movie Life Lesson: Dancing about like you’ve got🅺 an electric eel down your shorts can appease religious zealots.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: Unless that dancin𓂃g is in conjunction with some sort of Church benefit f🌟undraiser, it’d take a lot more than the quick step of a young whippersnapper to change the rigid mind of John Lithgow’s staunch Reverend.

Oblivion (2013)

The Movie Life Lesson: To cure a person shot in the abdomen, the bul๊let simply needs to be removed and they’ll be in the mood for carnal activity later that night.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: A bullet to the gut would undoubtedly hit your digestive tract which ꦿcan be fatal. A simple extraction would not remedy the internal devastation.

The Twilight Saga (2008 - 2012)

The Movie Life Lesson: It’s perfectly acceptable for a teenage𝓀 girl to marry a man who’s more than a century old.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: Why this wasn’t made more of an issue in the series is beyond beܫlief. Edward might look twinkly and Adonis-like in the sun, but that old timer has more war stories than you can shake a stake at.

Young women are more likely to go gooey-✅eyed over lads their own age who won’t regale them with tales of the time they caught the Spanish flu.

Drop Dead Fred (1991)

The Movie Life Lesson: Imaginary frienꦅds can become integral to solving a life dileಌmma.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: Talking out loud can help clear your mind by clarifying your thoughts, but even if you’ve got an imaginary friend liste🧜ning to your rant they can’t actually interact with the world, i.e. wiping doggie waste onto the furniture to infuriate parents.

Mildred Pierce (1945)

The Movie Life Lesson: A good home cook can autom🏅atically run a successful restaurant chain.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: A firm grasp on the fundamentals of cooking and baking are key. But a business background ཧis entirely absent in Mildred’s🌜 world! You’d need at least a smidgen of experience in running a restaurant.

Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)

The Movie Life Lesson: Incarceration in a Thai jail really isn’t that bad - as all female prisoners really want is to do bad Madonna impressions and be patronised by Westerners💛.

Why It’s Impossible In Real Life: Far from being able to parade around the cells flinging your old bras at your fellow inmates, foreign prisons (especially in Thailand) are notoriou𒀰sly harsh on drug crime.