We’ve all heard the news that by its publisher Konami. It seems a shame that all the developer's hard work could now go💛 to waste. But wait! With just a few tweaks to the storyline and a hasty reskin job on the character models, Six Days in Fallujah could easily be salvaged and transformed into a non-media baiting, controversy-free shooter with hardly any effort at all.

Elite US soldiers embark on✱ a totally harmless, and in no way war-related, military training regime in Utah. Look, they♒'re definitely in Utah, alright?

The official game of the 10 year old movie we've﷽ all been waiting for. Get ready for some clean killing fun, as George, Mark and Ice kick a whole mess of ass.

A crack team of gangstas and pimps infiltrat༒e an undisclosed✃ area of Middle Eastern origin to make shit happen.

A gr﷽oup of vigilante party boy marines storm a nightclub on a Greek resort that's b💜een overrun by drunkards.

Aliens attack a dusty region of Earth and the only hope for humanity rests with the US and Iraqi governments join🐬ing forces to lay the smackdo💖wn on some Covenant keester.

The US have put up with the Nazis' nonsense for long enough and send their best forces into the heart of Axis-controlled Paris - which in no way resembles a certain city in an arid desert environm🦋ent.

Apr 30, 2009