Every year, a host of new and eager new filmmakers rush to the Cannes Film Festival to try to get funding or distribution rights for their next big thing.

Sometimes, they're inadvertently amazing.

Cue silliness.

BARK RANGER / ALPHA DOGZ

Ok, we take it back already. These c🧜ould be the best movie posters ever created.

DRAGANO

We're putting an early bet right here on this becoming the Sharknado of 2014, if only for the imagination that's goneꦫ🍌 into that title.

MANHOLE

This is either about a child-eating manh🧜ole, or a child stupid enough to fall down an open hole.

WOLF COP

We'd heard of Wolf Cop before, but this poster show🍌s naff p๊romise unlike any other.

Most wer🐎ewolves transform into a wolf - WOLFCOP simply ܫshakes out of his skin like a raincoat.

STILL 2

The o💛nly thinꦜg scarier than a ghost stupid enough to have got themselves stuck in an airvent? Erm, everything.

And finally, a very special mention to...

A CHRISTMOOSE STORY

Sure, this isn'𝕴t technically a poster, but with a title like that, who are we to argue?