Conan can't handle The Witcher 3's unicorn sex...
We're pretty used to The Witcher's sex-positive fantasy world by now, so it's no big deal when Geralt gets his freak on, on-screen. But for Conan O'Brien, who "reviews" 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:The Witcher 3 in his latest Clueless Gamer segment, it is a very big deal.
When Conan realizes that The Witcher 3 is a video game where you can have sex with people, that becomes his primary objective. While we hardcore gaming types fawn over 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:super-smooth frame rates and a 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:massive open world full of m♏onsters to slay, Conan's on a Wi༒ld Hunt for ass.
The way Conan rolls his eyes through extended dialo🃏gues and button mashes through combat just to get to the next part where everybody takes off their clothes (or magics off their clothes on the back of a stuffed unicorn) is refreshingly honest.
You can embark on your own seꦑxy adventure when The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt releases worldwide on PC, PS4, and Xbox One on May 19.
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