Like an alien artefact buried deep beneath the Arizona desert, Destroy All Humans! has been dormant for a long time -⭕ 12 years to be exact. But now the potty-mouthed alien shooter (where you're the alien doing the shooting) has re-emerged as a full-on remake, many of us simian-minded, goldfish-memoried mortals c🧔ould use a refresher on what it’s all about.

Destroy All Humans retells the story of the original 2005 game. You are Cryptospori🐭dium 137 (aka ‘Crypto), a grey goggle-eyed alien who’s sent on a mission to Earth to discover what happened to his predecessor, Crypto 136.