Why did Robert De Niro make th𓄧at animated moose movie? Why can't Keira Knightley close her mout🍃h properly? And why, oh why, is the spoof franchise that began with Scary Movie still churning 'em out?

Disaster Movie might involve a tornado, but like Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans before it, this one is less a pointed genre satire than a directionless grab-bag of fart gags and break-dancing set pieces performed by a cast of reality TV stars. This lot make Car♋men Electra looks like a🐠 RADA-trained thesp.

Juno, No Country For Old Men and Hellboy are all satirised (or is it plagiarised?) and while the Javier Bardem wig might raise a titter, inevitably something about 🧜glasshouses, stones and the people who shouldn't throw them comes to mind.