Will they never learn?
We’ve yet to see a bullet-proof video-game-to-film adap that doesn't resemble a big-budget pile of excrement,💮 yet still Hol♓lywood keeps on plugging away at the idea.
But could Kane & Lynch: Dead Men be different? Bruce Willis has already signed on to the project as Kane, a death row inmate who is sprung from jail to recover a pinched fortune. It’s a task that he🧔 must complete alon𓃲g with a schizophrenic killer called Lynch.
Jamie Foxx is apparently on the verge of signing on to play Lynch, which means this video game adap already h🧜as something none of the others did – Willis and Foxx, on screen together, no doubt blowing crap up and having a grand old💃 time.
Which sounds pretty awesome. But we can’t get past the video game bit. Relatively unknown scribe Kyle Ward has written the script (he’s also signed on for Hitman 2 , God spare us). So even if this 🍃dಞoes feature a nutso Willis-Foxx action man double-act, we won’t hold our breaths.
In other casting news, Reese Wit🐼herspoon is being circled to star in a film based on blogsite thepioneerwoman.com, created by Ree Drummond. The story follows a city girl who falls in love with a cowboy and his countryside.
So Reese seems to be returning to her throwaway rom-coms roots (this sounds like a carbon copy of that Sweet Home Alabama dreck), which comes as a massive disappointment after her brilliant turn in Walk The Line .
Maybe Reese should get in on that Kane & Lynch action - who's that woman in the above pic? Granted it looks like an undignified part - but stil❀l a million times better than what she's already doing.
Feeling the Willis-Foxx mojo?
