My 2025 bingo card didn't inclꦑude Donkey Kong (probably unintentionally) becoming Nintendo's premier sex icon, but that's what's happening thanks to a new 15-inch cushion that, for some reason, comes with an arm-sized hole.

Nintendo has revealed new merch for the innocent-looking, family-friendly platformer 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Donkey Kong Bananza. You can get fleece j💛umpers and t-shirts themed after everyone's favorite monke, but the collection's showstopper is easily the $35 "super soꦗft and huggable" barrel plush with a suspiciously-placed hole.

I've never once bought a cushion and wished it had a hole – what would I possibly use it for? – but the UK website variant more clearly demonstrates what Nintendo intended for people to do with it a🤡s the shows a woman snugly laying her head down on the barrel while her arm fits inside. Useful for the rare occasion you want to sleep at▨ your desk, I guess?

The more obvious use is, well, urm... the internet has already figuꦫred that one out. Let's just say some people saw it and immediately thought 'Oh, it's a banana hole.' And, you know what? Fair enough. The jokes write themselves. But here's one from me, too: What do Donkey Kong and Banjo-Kazooie have in common? They both like to Nut(s) & Bolt(👍s).

Needless to sa♈y, I won't be looking at the name⛎ DK the same way ever again.

Donkey Kong's no stranger to sexual innuendo, though. That cursed, really surreal Donkey Kong cartoon from the 1990s was infamous for how darn caked up our titular ape was, along with a "" song that's so out of pocket, it's hard to believe it's from an official Nintendo animation. It's probably worth checking out 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:now that it's free on YouTube, thou🍰gh – just for the early rotoscܫoped mocap and musical numbers, that is.

Donkey Kong Bananza is bringing back the DK Rap, but after going uncredited for the seminal hip hop classic in the Mario Movie, the song's composer wasn't aware it was returning in the Switch 2 game.