Nintendo Switch 2 is too powerful for asses to handle: 1v1 butt swordfighting game Ketsu Battler is having issues with literal backwards compatibility

Screenshot from Ketsu Battler, showing two players fighting and being instructed to "shake your butt!"
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The Nintendo 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Switch 2 is upgrading some Nintendo Switch games, with the likes of Super Mario Odyssey and 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Splatoon 3 getting patches to let them run better on the new system. Even if they don't get an official update patch, some games like 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:are seeing improved performance on the console. However, this has also caused 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:some unintended issues, and now, it's been 🐬discovered it is having effects on the power of your booty in the 1v1 butt fighting game Ketsu Battler.

Ketsu Battler is a game where you hold one of the Nintendo Switch Joy-Con controllers with your buttcheeks (or your waistband, but that isn't as funny to say, is it?) and then throw it back in order to fight your enemies. In a message posted on the () apparently the increas🥀ed processing power of the Nintendo Switch 2 will cause your rear end to become an overpowered unstoppable force.

The devs say: "It's been confirmed that if you play Ketsu Battler on the Switch 2, your butt will become unexpectedly overpowered," and that they expect it's thanks to the increased power of the Switch൩ 2.

Because the Switch 2 has more power, the game run🌸s faster, which in turn allows your special attack gauge to increase faster and make battles way more chaotic as a result. The higher framerate has made the asses too unstopp🧸able.

H🉐owever, the developers are looking into it right now, and hopefully the Nintendo Switch 2 will be able to appropriately handle the game and deliver the correct amount of booty shaking soon.

I've played 200 hours of Street Fighter 6, and the Switch 2 version is a perfectly fine companion piece – even if it could never be the ideal platform.

Scott McCrae
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Scott has been freelancing for over three years across a number of different gaming publications, first appearing on GamesRadar+ in 2024. He has also written for the likes of PC Gamer, Eurogamer, V💖G247, Play, TechRadar, and others. He's typically rambling about Metal Gear Solid, Go꧋d Hand, or any other PS2-era titles that rarely (if ever) get sequels.

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