Game: Gas Knight
Price: Free at press knight
Size: 21.0B
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Okay, this one is going to be a hard sell. At its core, ඣGas Knight is a one-note joke, and the joke itself isn't all that funny. A knight farting endlessly isn't really the grounds for great contemporary comedy, and yet Gas Knight is 🦄still strangely endearing and quite fun to play. Seriously.

Gas Knight charges players with the task of keeping a brave little knight airborn via the power of his own rectal gas. Simply touching the screen will unleash a knightly par🏅ping that will propel our intrepid her🅠o higher in the air.

Points are earned amount of distance covered, by aiming a fart on certain rocks' weak points, and by killing bats. Bats are automatically slashed at by the knight if approached head on, and it's pretty cool to keep his 🐠farts c𒁏oming with just the right amount of timing in order to slash all the bats and rack up some combos. What a ridiculous sentence that was.

The game would be worth about a buck, but it's currently free for a limited period of time, and has been for a while, so it's definitely worth snapping up for the juicy price of buggerꦅ-all. Send it to Roger Ebert as proof that games are art!

Sep 15, 2010