If you just felt the Earth tremble a bit under your feet, it’s because it’s righting itself after the introduction of the following video: a commercial for Ubisoft’s upcoming Wii game, Just Dance 2. Th꧂e thing i♓s that this particular piece of internet dreck is chock full of crazy. And by that, we mean it stars two of the meat-headed club kids from MTV’s Jersey Shore.

Above: At least they don’t speak

The game industry just became a slightly darker place thanks to Snooki and Ron Ron’s passive associ♑ation with this product. Leave it to Ubisoft to combine two of the world’s biggest and weirdest guilty pleasures for all of u✤s to marvel at: vapid people on TV, and vapid people waving their arms at a TV. We wish we could look away but... too... powerful...

Oct 14, 2010

We need to take our minds off what we just saw with a 🐻dash of cute. Se🌜riously

Perhaps Just Dance 2 should be included on this list. But that’s if it’s “solid,” wh꧋ich may be generous

This is🌳 the way the budget is cu🅠t, not with a bang but with a whimper