Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light: Kane & Lynch to become playable. Seriously, here's the first screenshot

Yeah, this is a thing that is happening. As part of the upcoming DLC push for their rather delightful downloadable Tomb Raider Game, Crystal Dynamics are soon to release two downloadable character packs, one of them set to comprise of everyone's favourite sociopathic heist-merchants. While it's obviously a (hopefully) last, desperate attempt on behalf of publisher Eidos to make people care about Kane& Lynch, this does bode mass comedy potential. Even better, there's also the promise of a second pack, bringing back Raziel and Kain, of the supremely why-haven't-we-got-another💧-sequel-yet Soul Reaver series.

There are new chal🧔lenge packs coming too, but seriously, Raziel a𓃲nd Kain...

Anyway, here's the first, big, high-r💦es screen 𒊎of Kane and Lynch doing their Tomb Raiding thing:

Only k📖idding. Here they are, by way of a video leak by one:

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