If you’re patient with plot, love your amnesiac protagonists and get aroused at the thought of having to keep two sไaves so you can reroll a character if need be, L♔ost Odyssey has your name written all over it. If any of that makes you sick to your stomach, and you really don’t want to watch repeated cutscenes that last longer than it takes to order a pizza, pass now or waste $60 on the most frustrating 60 hours of your life.

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Feb 6, 2008