Their words, not ours

The most outspoken game developers and industry figures are only human--and like all humans, they occasionally err. In the heat o💝f the moment,🥃 people can tend to lash out, maybe make some statements they wish they could take back. Once the moments passed, some might regret a harsh choice of words or misplaced aggression directed at adoring fans. But when you say something you probably shouldnt have said, there's really no going back to the way things were.

Like a herd of computer-savvy elephants, the Internet never forgets. These are some of the most seething, snarky, or just plain vicious statements 🍸uttered by the people who make the games 💎you love. Whether the speakers have remorse for their choice of words or embrace the hatred in both arms, all these quotes might seem... regrettable.

"The Wii🀅 is a piece of shit! ...[Nintendo, please] make a console that doesn't suck ass."

- Spore developer Chris Hecker about the Big N's console-making abilities

"9$ for a game 🌟like FEZ is a STEAL. i should be charging 🌜you 90$ you fucking ingrates."

- Fez creator Phil Fish the pricing of his first commercial game

"Fuck that loser."

- Diablo III lead designer Jay Wilson, made by Diablo II designer David Brevik

"Do you eat shit?"

- Hideki Kamiya responds to a question posed by Kotakus Luke Plunkett with

"REPEAT: DON'T WHI෴NE ABOUT CAPCOM'S GAME TO ME. AS I'VE SAID 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000TIMES, I DON'T FUCKING CARE."

- Platinum Games' Hideki Kamiya that he no longer works at Capcom

"FUCK OFF ALL EXCLUSIVE IDIOTS"

- Hideki Kamiya to everyone upset at Bayonetta 2 being a 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Wii U exclusive

"It's amazing for a role playing ga🧔me, because most role playing games are shit!"

- Peter Molyneux what makes Fable 2 better than The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

"Ive met virtually no one in our industry who I think i✅s close to as good a game designer as I am. Im not saying that because I think Im so brilliant. What Im s🅘aying is, I think most game designers really just suck, and I think theres a reason why."

- Ultima creator Richard Garriott

"Players please🥀, give us a chance. Judge our games based on what they are. Judge the DLC based on what it is. Stop thinking you're a producer and telling us when and where we should be building our content."

- Former BioWare designer Christina Norman

"NeoGAF and other forums like this that don't have good management are not only hurting society and hurt𝄹ing the videogame industry, they're in decline, and they need to reform quickly before people stop lis🔥tening to them."

- Silicon Knights president Denis Dyack

"If game critics were really♛ critics, there would be 🥀a lot of discussion about Starseed Pilgrim now... instead of AC3 or Tomb Whatever."

- Braid creator Jonathan Blow why no one is covering Starseed Pilgrim

"SO F🐻UCKING SICK of artsy fartsy in this industry🌺. Get fucking over yourselves bitches."

- God of War creator David Jaffe discussing developers who

"ܫI hope Ko🌟taku fucking puts your ass out of business, wanna be fucktards."

- David Jaffe, in a Joystiq article

"I don't thi🗹nk it even needs saying, but people should stay away from Tekken. Nothing left to say. I just don't want them to disappoint me anymore. It's so annoying. Please don't annoy me anymore."

- Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of the Dead or Alive series, for Namco Bandais Tekken franchise

"The one OMGPOP employee who turned down ℱjoining Zynga was the weakest one on the whole team. Selfish people make bad games. Good riddance!"

- OMGPOP🍎 CEO Dan Porter, for declining the Zynga buyout

"You're an insane idiot."

- Mojang owner Markus "Notch" Perrson, to Dan Porters tirade (see previous slide)

"Yo💜u're all a buncꦉh of fucks. It just so happens that I get paid to treat you like it. It's fucking awesome."

- Former StarCraft 2 professional Greg "IdrA" Fields makes that would get him fired from Team Evil Geniuses

"I shit your salary, 🧸bro! I wipe my ass with your salary."

- Call of Duty professional player Adam "Killa" Sloss, embodying while spouting the kind of trash talk that lost him his sponsorship

"Deal with it."

- Former Microsoft employee Adam Orth Xbox fans of what they should do if they're worried about an always-online console, destroying his career in the process

"It's dif𒐪ficult to talk about Nintend🌳o, because we don't look at their console as being a competitor."

- Sony Corporation president and CEO Kazuo "Kaz" Hirai, offering reasons as to why he believes

"The Xbox--again, I can't come up with one word to fit. You need a word that describes somet🐽hing that lacks longevity."

- Kaz Hirai once again

"Our view of the Game Boy experience' is that it's a great babysitti🌺ng tool--something young kids do on airplanes, but no self-respecting twenty-something is going to be sitting on an airplane with one of those."

- Sony Computer Entertainment America CEO Jack Tretton explaining why

"Nintendo knows its target audiꦑence, because it has really narrowed tha𒁏t down; and it's pretty much defined by a boy or girl's ability to admire Pokemon."

- Former SCEE executive vice president Phil Harrison,

"Fortunate♛ly we have a product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivityꦉ. It's called Xbox 360."

- Former Xbox president Don Mattrick tells anyone who opposes Xbox One's old always-online requirements to

"I think we would have been embarrass✱ed to do what our competitors are curren🏅tly doing."

- Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime, on the existence of Kinect and PlayStation Move at the height of the Wii's popularity

"I think we've de🥀finitely been able to instill in the culture the skepticism and pessimism and fear that you should have in an economy like we're in today."

- Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick

Hate leads to suffering

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