This new trailer for 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Dead Island Definitive Collection is packed with close-up, current-gen zombie slaying. It's also peppered with weirdly glib Dead Facts like "Recipient of over 1 million 'Best Zombie Game Ever' Screams", whi🥃ch probably isn't true, and "Zombies don't ne🎶ed sunscreen, but that doesn't mean they don't get burned", which probably would be true if zombies were real.

If Dee🧔p Silver wants to promote its spruced-up bundle of Dead Island and Dead Island: Riptide with a bunch of harmlessly hyperbolic nonsense, might I suggest a few more factoids for the next trailer?

• "Dead Island is the best-selling game about a rapper fighting zombies ever created in Poland"
• "If you shot a propane tank it probably wouldn't explode but this is a video game"
• "Our society is obsessed with the idea of a zombie apocalypse because it replaces familiar problems like social obligation and inequality with the cruel meritocracy of anarchic survivalism"

Those three are on the house, Deep Silver. Dead Island Defini🌼tive Collection will hit PC, PS4, and Xbox One🐠 on May 31.

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