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       &nbs🤡p;      ~Introduction~

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Welcome readers! I'm Deathb🍰orn 668 on the message boards and this is

a walkthrough for No 🍰More Heroes, the beat-em-up slasher on the Nintendo

Wii. Hopefully you'll enjoy this walthroug🥂h as much as I enjoyed playi♓ng 

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|           ~Tablཧe🌳 of Contents~             |

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|1.Story of No More Heroes             𝔍;     |

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|2.Controlling Travis          🧜;             |

|  2A.Out of Battle Contro🌺ls  &n𝐆bsp;             |

|  2B.Sc🔜hpelti🥂ger Controls                  |

|  2C.Basic Combat Techniques          &🍌nbsp;    |

|  2D.Co♌nditional C🤡ombat Techniques         |

| 🍸&🤪nbsp;2E.Hidden Combat Techniques              |

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|3.Dark Side Mode &✃nbsp;  &nbs💖p;                      |

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|4.Game Flow   &nꦏbsp;       ♛;                     |

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|5.Santa Destroy Travel Guide            &ꦯnbsp;  |

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|6.Items in Combat                      &n💦bsp; &n🍌bsp; |

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|7.Heroic Walkthrough                  &n🦩bsp;    |

|  7A.Rank💧 10-Death Metal       &𒉰nbsp;           |

|  7B.Rank 9-Dr. Peace             &n💟bsp;   &🎉nbsp;    |

|  7C.Rank 8-Shinobu        ♏               ♛ |

|  7D.Ra𓄧nk 7-Destroy𝓰man                     |

|  7E.Rank 6-Holly Summers        &nb💮sp;      🍃   |

|  7F.Rank 5-Letz Shake      &n൲bsp;              |

|  7G.Rank💞 4-Harvey Moseiwitsch Volodarskii |

|  7H.Rank 3-Speed Buster           💦;  &ꦫnbsp;     |

|  7I.Rank 2-Bad Girl   &n♒bsp;        &nbs🦄p;          |

|  7J.Rank 1-Dark Star                  ෴;    |

|  7K.Real Ending-Final Bo༺ss                |

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|8.New Game + Information               𒈔;  &nbಌsp; |

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|9.Ranked Assassins Guide    ✅;             &﷽nbsp; |

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|10.Side-Job Guide                       &n💛bsp;  |

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|11.Assassination Gig Guide      💦   &nbs𝄹p;       |

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|12.Free Fight Mission Guide  &nb🧸sp;             |

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|13.Lovikov Ball Locations               &n🧜bsp;  |

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|14.Dumpter Locations   ✤;      ღ;              |

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|15.Clothing Guide                         ♚ |

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|16.Trading Card Locations         &🍌nbsp;        |

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|17.Frequently Askওed Questions &nbs🐷p;            |

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|18.Credits        &nb🌞sp;                        |

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                       ~1.St♛ory of No More Heroes~

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You play as ☂Travis Touchdown, an anime loving guy who lives in a low rent

motel room🍷. After he wins a Beam Katana from an internet auction, he joins

the ranks of the United Assassins Assoꦡciation by killing the 11th🔴 ranked

assܫassin. Finding the gig enjoyable, Travis sets out to kill the remaining

top 10 assassins and rise to rank #1. 

Of course, this path ꦆis not going to be easy. These assassins won't be 

letting Travis kill them very easily. T𝓰hat won't be stopping Travis, 

though. Who knows? Getting to rank 1 could be awesome, 🌊could totally suck,

but there is only one way to find out.

Let the bloodshed begin!

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         ꦅ;&nb𓆉sp;                ~2.Controlling Travis~

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🐠Travis has a variety of controls depending on his current location and

siಞtuation in battle. Fortunately, these controls are standard for almost

any video game, and you should ꦯhave littl🎃e to no trouble getting used to

them.

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~2A.Out of Battle Controls~

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These are the controls use💖d while Travi🐟s is wandering around Santa Destroy

while not riding the Schpeltiger.

A Button--Press this wꦆ⛄hen inside holograms at the entrance to various 

locations to enter them. Whe♐n next to the Schpeltiger, you can press A to

ride it. While on grassy surfaces, you can also press A to🦂 stab the groun🔥d

with your Beam Katana. Stabbing the ground can result in f🌟inding treasure

(you'll want the Accelerator to find treasure easily). ꧂Finally, press A 

when close to dumpsters 🌼to open them and grab their contents.

B Button--Hold this to run. Travis' stamina is sho💝wn on a meter on the 

right side of the screen. If you run so much that it gets dep𝔉leted, Travis

will stop briefly to catch his breath. Stop running🌺 🔯to let the meter refill

🍃a bit before you continue running. You cannot run until you purchase the 

"Soul of Child" ability froꦚm Lovikov in Gold Town. It is heavil🔥y advised 

you get this ability before yoꦅu purchase the entrance fee for thജe Rank 1

fight.

D-Pad--Move the camera around. You can move it left and right, and 🥃pan it

upwards or lower to th🦋e ⭕ground to get a better view of your surroundings.

1 Button--If you are a decent dista🍒nce away from the Schpeltiger, pushin🅘g

this will mak♒e Travis call Bishop to bring on over the Schpeltiger to the

cur🦩b closest to♏ you. You are unable to use this in certain areas, such as

during assassination missions and the walk to the Rank 1 f෴ight.

2 Button--Turns on/off the mini-map in♑ the bottom-left corner of the 

screen.

+ Button--Brings up the menu. You can viꦰew remaini🔯ng health/energy in the

Beam Katana🐻, current Rank and entrance fee for the next fight, toggle 

sound options, load a different save file, oౠr start a new game.

Control Stick--Moves Travis.

Z Button--Changes camera to first person perspective. Useful while 🦩;

investigating th﷽e ♑nooks and crannies of Santa Destroy.

C Button--Centers the camera behind Travis.

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~2B.Schpeltiger Controls~

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Travis's trusty and f🦋ancy motorcycle, the Schpel🎶tiger, will get you across

the city in no time. It has several moves, and bes꧅t of all, it doesn't

require gas!

A Button--Hold it to accelerate. Let go🅠 to drift to a ♕stop.

B Button--Hold this to brake. If you are at a co🥂mplete stop, you c⛦an hold

the B Button to move in reverse.

2 Button--Turns mini-map on/off.

+ Button--Brings up the menu.

Control Stick--Move left or right.

Z Button-✅-Hold it to boost. The amount of boost power remaini🌠ng is shown by

a meter on the right side of the screen. If it depl𝓡etes, you can't boost

again until t🍃he meter refills about halfway. If you don't𝔉 completely use up

all the boost then the meter wilܫl refill extremely🦹 quickly.

C Button--Shift camera positions between standa☂rd 3rd person, distant 3rd

person, and first person view.

There are als🌞o several additional tec𒁏hniques you can pull off with the

Schpeltiger. You won't lear♐n these, except for one of them, through playi🍷ng

the game, so kꦰnowing them early c🔯an make travel quite useful.

First is the jump. If you flick t𝓰he Wiimote up♑wards while cruising at a

decent speed, Travis will make the 🌞Schpeltiger fly through the air for 

several se🐠conds. if you're boosting, you're speed will remain c🍌onstant 

while jumping, but the boosꦗt meter will not deplete. This is extremely

useful for conserving speed and boost 𒅌energy on straightaways. Be warned🌟,

th🀅ough, that you cannot hop over fen♑ces cars, short walls, etc., with a

jump. You'll just hit an invisible wall and Travis will fly out of 🌳the 

Schpel😼tiger. Try to avoid wasting time hopping back o🍰n.

Second is the quick accelera🐠tion. Begin by traveling briefly in reverse,

then hol🍒d the A buttoܫn. You'll pause for a moment, Travis will rev the 

engine and do a wheelie in place, and you will then jum𝐆p start to full&ꦜnbsp;

speed. Like the jump, don't do☂ this unless you are on a straighꩲtaway or are

able to make a turn with the distance ahea🦄d of you, otherwise you will just

go crashing into a wall. 

Finalℱly, and arguably 🙈the most useful, is the spin turn. While traveling at

high speeds, hold the B button and quickly tilt thꩲe Wiimote in the 

𝔍direction you want to turn to🌃 make the Schpeltiger pull off a 90 degree 

turn. Best ofဣ all,ꦡ your boost meter is completely refilled when you exit a

spin turn. Also༺, hold B and the tilted Wiimote to remain in a constant spin

turn until you let go of B. You can use that to turn 180 or 370♏ ♔degrees, or

just watch Travis perform donuts all day. The only ෴prℱoblem with this trick

is that occasionally the motion detꦆection gets...wonky.༒ If you tilt the 

Wiimote left, Travis may turn right instead. Because of that,♌ the constant

spin drift that I just mentioned can be ꦅvery useful.

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~2C.Basic Combat Techniques~

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These are ☂the techniques you can learn on your firs𝓰t playthrough of the 

game through a tutor🏅ial. The moves♏ listed here are the in the order you 

would learnꩲ them through the tutorial, with some extra notes added in. You

can get a feel o๊f🦂 the combat easily through the tutorial, but several

techniques are not displayed. 

♏Beam Katana Swing--Press the A button to swing the Beam Katana. Obviously,

yo♏u will want the Beam Katana to actually connect with your enemy. Every

enemy has a health bar, and that willꦉ🐭 appear if you are locked-on to that

enemy, or if you are attacking them. Keep pressing th✃e A button to swing 

the Bea꧟m Katana multip♔le times to combo the enemy. Most enemies are unable

to escape combos, but be alert of those that can. Travis wil൩l occasional🌼ly

pause during his 🅷combos, regar𓄧dless of which Beam Katana you are using.

Enemies you are hitting can attack you during that pau🔯se🌼.

Also be aware that you are com𒈔pletely vulnerable to attacks from other&n🌃bsp;

nearby enemies while you are swinging, even i✱f you're hitting an enemy.

Electricity--Your Beam Katana runꦫs on electricity, obviously. The amount of

remaining electricity is displayed by a meter on the right sidꦚe of the 

screen. E🐓very time you swing the Beam 𝐆Katana or block an attack, a little 

bit of electricity is u⛄sed. Once the electricity is depleted, the Beam

Kat🏅ana cannot be used for attacking or blocking until it gets recharged.

In order to𝄹 recharge the Katana, press the 1 Button and shak𝐆e the Wiimote

rapidly (despite the scre𒅌en prompt, I find shaking up and down wor🏅ks best).

The faster you shake, the faster the mete𒁏r recharges. Press any button to

exit recharge mode. You'll also🃏 exit automaticall♏y when the Beam Katana's

energy is full. ౠYou can also refill electricity be getting Batteries, an 

item found inside blue 💮colored boxes. They are strewn ac♌ross levels, and

there will✃ always be on𒁏e of them during a boss fight.

Finally, be al👍ert that the recharge screen does NOT stop time. Enemies can

still attack you while recharging, so be sure to run away, recharg♍𒊎e a bit,

then continue attacking before taking damage.

Locking On--Hold the Z 🦹Button when near an enemy to lock-o🌸n to them. When 

in a group of⛄ enemies, holding Z will randomly lock-on to one of the foes.

While locked on you can circle around the enemy. Al▨so, while holding Z 

(regardless if you're locke⛦d on to a foe or not) you can block almost every

attack in the game. Locking on to enemies is ALWAYS advi💃sed, and there are

only a🍨 minute few situations where not locking on is useful.

The att🍌acks that can't be blocked are usually rather obvious. Energy 

attacks, like g𝓡iant ball-like projꦇectiles, are generally unblockable. Also,

some enemies have combo attacks themseﷺlves. The last hit of the combo is

almost always unblockable, so Emergency Evade out of the combo be𒁃fore its

too l✨ate. The only exception is pistol users--their combos wi🅺ll never hit 

you unless you stop blocking against thei☂r attacks. On Sweet diffi🌼culty you

can💦 also block enemy attacks if you aren't moving.

Emergency Evade--One of the most use💫ful techniques you'll use. While 

holding the Z button (regardless if you're lock🐟ing on to an enemy or 💙not),

press left, right, or down on the D-Pad 🌌to roll in that direction💖. This is

an Emꦚergency Evade. While executin✨g the roll, Travis is completely 

invincible. There isn't a single attack in the game that can ꧑harm him while

he's rolliཧngﷺ. Until you get control back, you can't be touched. Obviously,

this move is useful in alm♊ost any situation, especially boss fights.

Emergency Evades can also be used to trigger Dar♋k Steps. During combo

attacks, doing left/right Emerge🍬ncy Evade💎s can trigger a Dark Step. 

However, the timing for this must be very precise, and youꦐ are generally

better off wriggling the conꦕtrol stick left and right ꦛto activate a Dark

Step.

High and Low Stances--If you didn'𒁃t notice these words in the right corner 

of the screen, you will now. Travis can hold t♊he Beam Katana in two 

different stances--either low or high. His 🎉low stance will deal more damage

but makes c𝐆ombos slightly slower, while a high stance does slightly less

damage but combos much faster. To do a high stance, tilt the Wiimoꦬte up, 

and keep the Wiimote level or tilt it down to stay in a lꦐow stance.

Stanc꧟es are also import﷽ant because many enemies that hold some type of 

we🌸apon themselves are also in a particular stance. In order to attack th♛at

enemy,💞 you'll need to hit them in the opposite stance. For an enemy 𝓡in a 

low stance, switch to the high stance to hit thꦜem꧙, and vice versa. Charged

attacks, regardless of the stance, will hurꦏt an enemy in either stance. 

Some foꦇes change stances occasionally, so you'll need to change stances as

well.

Beat ꧂Attack--Press the B button to ki🧜ck the enemy. Like Beam Katana 

stances, you'll perform a high kick in a high stance and a low�🦄� kick in a 

low stances. Unlike Beam Katana stances, though, stu🌊nning enemies with beat

attack𒆙s requires you to beat t🐟hem with the stance they are using. A high

stance enemy𒁃 can only be hit with high stance beat attacks, and ༒vice versa.

Usually, though, it won't matter the st🍎ance you're in i🎃n order to connect

the kick. After several beat attacks, most enemies become stunned☂. While 

stunned, enemies are completely de♌fenseless. Strike them with the Beam

Katana! Fling them with a wrestling movꦉe! Kill them!

You can perform Charged Beat Attacks as well. Simply h💖old t꧒he B button and

Travis will pause🌳 before his kick. This will automatically stun the enemy

if it connects. As a final note, you can only stun bosse♋s with Charged 🧔Beat

💞Attacks, and they will only connect if the boss himself is blocking&𒈔nbsp;

(usually seen as them co♛vering themselves with their weapon for a brief

moment).

Cha💫rged Slash--Hold down the A button to charge 🐻the Beam Katana for an 

attack. There are tw𝓡o different types of charged attacks--h🀅igh and low. A

high Charged Slash will ꧑only hit enemies directly infront of you, is&n♒bsp;

extremely powerful, and will൩ be released automatically after several 

se✤conds if you don't let go of the A button. Note 𒉰that you cannot move 

while charging.

A low Charged Slash attack ca🌜n hit aꦗ widespread group of enemies, but is

slightly weaker. You are capabl🌼e of moving while charging, and the at💫tack

is no🍎t released until you let go of the A button. This is useful for whﷺen

you're surrounded by enemies.

Be warned that Charged Slashes of♔ both varieties will instantly drain the

Beam Katana's electricity🌱 if executed while fully charged (the attack I 

mean, not the battery). Also, Travis is defenseless while꧃ charging. If he's

hit, the charge is lost and you'll have to start a🎃gain.

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~2D.Conditional Combat Techniques~

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These techniques are also learned during the tutorial,𝄹 but th🧸ey require 

a certain effect befo♈re they can be used. You will encounter many 

situations where you will need to use 🌳these moves, so get t⛄o know them 

well.

Death Blow--When a foe has lost all of its health you will enter Dea🥂th Blow

mode.💖 The screen will fade dark andജ an arrow will appear over the enemy.

Swing the Wiimote in t✨he direction shown to finish off the enemy. The Beam

Katana has a wide range, and𝔍 ofte🔯n can hit other nearby enemies. If they 

are weakened already, you'll likely kill them along with the🐼 orꦍiginal foe

you were attacking. 

If you don't finish o🎃ff an enemy in Death Bl🍎ow mode, the enemy will kick

you for some d𝄹amage and will continue to atta𓆏ck you. Its health bar remains

empty, so any other attack will make you enter Dꦚeath Blow mode. Also of 

note is ཧthat Death Blow mode can only be entered if the 🌄finishing attack is

a normal slice. Charged attacks, Down attacks, wrestling moves, 🍷a🌼nd so on

will not activate Death Blow mode.

Performing a Deat𒈔h Blow and killing an enemy with it will activate the 

slots at the bottom of the screen (🔥one set for each enemy you kill, up⭕ to

three max running at a time if you kill threꦛe or more enemies 

simultaniously). If three of the same icon match up, you'll enter Darꦇk Side

mode.

Weapon Clash--When 🎉you an an enem🐼y attack eachother at the same time, a 

Weapon Clash will occur. Basically, all e༺nemies except for the one in the

clash freeze and an on-screen prompt wilওl occur. You'll need to shake the

Wiimote several times in circles to win the Weapon Clash (Shaking🅘 it up

and🅰 down from a 0 degree to 45 degree angle and back rapꦚidly also works 

very well). 

When you shove back th�𓆏�e enemy you will automatically enter Death Blow mode.

For high HP enemies th🅘is won't kill the enemy, but will still do a lot of

damage. You can also get into Weapon Clashes with bosses. The same rul🌼es

apply, but you can't ins🐷tant kill the boss with the Death Blow (but you 

will do a fair amount of dama🐻ge). Actually, you l🎶iterally can't kill kill

bosses with a Death Blow.♔ The last hit must be a ꧙normal slice in order to

activate their death cutscene.

Down Attack--After using a 🌞wrestling move, ꦫor catching enemies in a Charged

Slash attack and not kill💦ing them, you wilꩵl find enemies lying on the 

ground defenseless. Walk o🀅ver to them an꧃d press the A button to stab them

as they lie on the ground, instantly killing them. If you get the "Memo💮ry

♐of White" abilit𓆏y from Lovikov, then you can do a jumping stab from any 

distance as long as🐟 you're locked on to the downed enemy. If you purchas📖e

the "Memory of Demon" ab🌺ility, you can shake the Nunchuk to do a jumping&nbs🍒p;

slice, d🦹ealin🔯g moderate damage and automatically knocking the target to the

ground, allowing for a great follow up Down Attack. The Down Attack i🅰s

impossible to perfo𝔉rm on bosses (mainly because none of them can be f𝕴orced

into lying on the ground).

Wrestling Moves--After stunning an enemy with a Beat Attack, or g♈etting a

long combo witﷺh certain Beam Katanas, you can perform a W😼restling Move.

Walk up to 🍬the stunned enemy and push the B button toꦕ initiate a grab. Two

arrows will appear o༺n th𒆙e screen. The left one corrosponds to the Nunchuk,

and the right one corrosponds to the Wiimote. Move them ﷺin th𓆏eir respective

direction𝓀s at the same time to perform the wrestling move. Occasionally yo🌌u

will ne♌ed to perform a second Wiimot♔e+Nunchuk movements to finish the

wrestling move. Wrestling Move💮s almost always kill enemies, or leaves them

downed so you can perform a Dꦑo🔜wn Attack. On bosses, Wrestling Moves do a 

lot of damage. Uꦯse them whenever the oppertunity presents itself.

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~2E.Hidden Combat Techniques~

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These techniques are not covered by the tutoriဣal or the instuction manual,

but nonetheless they are immensely useful.

Dark Step--By far one of the most useful abiliti🐼es, performing a Dark Step

can beꦕ a bit tricky at first. Firstly, you can only do it when an enemy

🗹attacks you 🌱(best used during enemy combo attacks). During the attack, rock

the control stick left and right. If done r⛄ight, Travis will spin around 

hi﷽s foe and the screꦏen will get a bit dark. All enemies will move briefly

in slow motion. Keep pressing tꦬhe A button to get a bunch of free hit🌠s on

the foe.

And it's not just for basic enemies. Every boss🅘 can be Dark Stepped, and 

there is usually at least one attack a 🧔boss has that will allow for easy&nဣbsp;

Dark Stepping. By abusing th🍬e Dark Step, boss💟es will go down quite quickly.

That🧸's good for the really irritating bosses, as well as the bosses that

don't have many defenseless per🐓iods o🧔f time where you can wail on them.

Triangle Death Blow--And you thought the original Dea𒁃th Blow was badass!

When you perform a Death Blow, note how Travis moves in slow motion for 💧a

brief ꧅second right before the strike connects with the enemy. Shake the

Wiimote in the direction origꦺinally indicated by the Death Blow again 

dཧuring this small time frame. If done correctly, a "zing!" sound effect 

will occꩵur and small triangles will appear around the Beam Katana as it📖 

strikes the foeꦕ. The Triangle Death Blow deals more damage than a normal

Death Bl🌼ow, and the range is slightly larger so you can hit ne🦂arby foes

even easier. You can only do this with no꧂rmal slash activated Death Blows.

You can't get the Triangle Death Blow with Death Blows activated from&nbs✃p;

Weapon Clashes.

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        &nb♓sp;         &n🌌bsp;         ~3.Dark Side Mode~

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Whenever you k🍰ill an enemy through a Death Blow, a set 💛of slots will 

appear❀ꦬ at the bottom of the screen. Mutliple slots will appear if you kill

sev🌞eral enemies at the same time with a Death💮 Blow. These slots will only

appear during boss levels, and never during assassination mis🎶sionಌs.

You 💖won't be getting money from these slots, though. Instead, i♈f you match

up 🔯three of any icon, you'll enter Dark Side Mode. ♛While in this state,

Travis becomes not only invincible but also a🅠n absolute killing machine.

Activating Dark Side Mode does not happen very oftenꦜ, so use it to its 

fullest extent when you do activate it. 

The timer for♍ Dark Side Mode is displayed by a tiger in 🐓the top right 

corner of the screen. It🔜 will move towards the goal marker in the top 

center of the screen. When it re⭕aches it, Dark Sid🦂e Mode ends. You can 

double the time Dark Side Mode lasts 𓂃by purchasing the M𝕴emory of Woman

ability fro🍰m Lovikov. Quite useful for doubling the time you can mindlessly

murder enemies.

This is the End!--Going off of what Trꦺavis yells once a🍰ctivated, this is

obtained by getting �🧜�three Cherries. Time slows down to a crawl, making it

꧅next to impossible for enemies t༺o touch you. Travis' attacks are also sped

up greatly⛄, so you can clear a room of enemies rather effectively. The only

problem is the ꦚshort time limit. This Dark𒆙 Side ability won't last very

long, so make the most of it.

Strawbe๊rry on the Shortcake!--Obtained by getting three Grasshoppers. 

This Dark Side ability is insane. Th🤪e scre🐟en flunctuates a bit as Travis

is encased in electricity, making him run at nearly♉ three times his🔯 normal

speed. One swipe of the Beꦕam Katana and you'll instantly go into Death Blow

mode wi🔯th a spinning arrow. Sw𝓰ing the Wiimote in any direction to kill the

foe. T♏he time limit isn't much longer than getting three Cherries, but

seeing blood spill in su𝓀ch a bizarre pattern all over t🌳he screen makes it

a sweet Dark Side attack to launch. Hell, all of th🅰em look cool!

Blueberry Cheese Brownie!--Obtained when you get three Bells.🍸 The camera

zooms close to Travis, gettinꦅg🔜 a close-up shot of the Beam Katana. A 

targ🐷eting reticule will also appear in the center of the꧋ screen. Travis 

will move a b💟ut slow during t♔his Dark Side attack, but that allows for

easier aiming. See, the Beam Katan🐲a, when you press the A but🔯ton, now 

launches a long range projecti🏅le energy b👍all. Aim with the reticule and

fire at distant enemies, covering the scr💯een with a blinding flash and then

a fountain of blood when the instant kill energy ball connects. Bꦿecause

Travis moves slower, thusly taki🔥ng more time to aim, this Dark ꧂Side attack

lasts a bit longer than the previous two.

𓄧Cranberry Chocolate Sundae!--Obtained by getting three BAR'♊s. The entire

screen turns black and white, an⛎d you'll get an over-the-shoulder ca🌟mera

view with Travis, who will walk very slow. When you approach🐓 an enemy, a

butt🤡on prompt will appear above Travis' head. Press the b🌸utton to instantly

kill the 💛foe in a dazzling shower of blood. If you press the wrong button,

Traviꦆs will waste time by taunting the enemy. Once the taunt ends, a new

button will ಞappear for you to (hopefully) corrಌectly press. Due to Travis'

insanely slow speed, as well as how long❀ it takes for you to get cont🌠rol of

him again after killing a foe, the time limi﷽t is quite long for this Dark

Side abil𓂃ityꦇ. As proof of its awesomeness, one Assassination Gig has this

Dark Side ability activated the entire time!

Anarchy in the Galaxy!--Obtained by getting three 7's. This attack 🐬is so 

insanely overpowered that it isn't evenꦬ activated the instant you get the

7's on the slots. Instead, you recieve a stock. A single 7 will appear i🐷n

the bottom right c❀orner of the scree🎶n, and you can hold up to three stock.

Each stock can be used to activate Anarchy in the Gala⛎xy by pressing the -

Button. Anarchy in the Galaxy, in🉐 a very flash manor, obliterates every

single enemy in the room in a pool of🌸 blood. 

The only problem with this is how often you'll get a🔯 stock for Anarchy in&nbs๊p;

the Galaxy. Sim♊ply put:you won't. Honestly, I've only gotten it s🐽ix times. 

In 21 playthroughs of the ᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚgame. Yeah, you won't be getting it too often. I

haven'๊t heard a single report of someone actually getting this three times

in a single boss level (the most has been two, I be꧂lieve). Further yet, you

won🌟't want to use it. You'll get $10000 LBs for any unused stock after ♏;

killing the boss (speaking of ⛦which, Anarchy in the Galaxy doesnꦏ't deal 

any damage to themܫ).🧔 You'll get $50000 LBs on New Game +'s.

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       🌞ꦚ                      ~4.Game Flow~

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No More Heroes is, essentiall♓y, one large cy📖cle of work until you beat the

game. Sure, it is repetitive, but you sh🍎ould be having enough fun to not

pay much mind to that. The flow of the game is simple t🥀o understand, but

you'll still have a variety of options on ho🐈w to proceed at every turn.

Receive Payment Invoice-🌠-After each assassination, you'll travel back to 

the No More Heroes motel and be greeted with a voice m🌺essage congratulating

you on you're previous victory. No long♔ after that ends you will be stuck 

with a large entrance fee for the ꦫnext ranked fight. You'll need to somehow

amass tha🔯t ever-growi🐽ng sum of cash if you want to even have a chance to

fight the next ranked assassin.

Earning Money--Now that you're stuck with a ওhuge bill, you will need to 

earn some cash.𝓡 There are three ways to collect money. First is visiting 

the Job Center in south🐼ern Santa𝕴 Destroy. You will unlock a new part-time

job here each t𓄧ime you rise in rank, making for a tota🐻l of nine jobs. Pick

theꦑ job you want to play, then head towards the "M" marker on the map🐻 to

begin the mini-game. Complete as much of the task give🐈n in the time limit

(from collecting coconuts to kittens) and you will earn a c💧ash reward, as

well as receiev𝓡e a medal ranking (Bronze, Silver, Gold).

Second, andܫ best pဣaying, are the assassination gigs. Near the No More

Heroes motel you can find K-Entertꩲainment, ma🍷rked by a skull on the map.

Here youඣ can take on assassination gigs, ear꧋ning far more cash per kill

than in regular side-jobs. However, when yℱou first enter K-Entertainment

there will be no assassinatioꦑn jobs for you to choose. Yo♓u'll have to

unlock💟 them. To unlock assassination gigs, you'll need to get a Silver or

Gold rank on side-jobs. For instance, getting a Silver o꧅r Gold rank on

Coconut Collecting will unlo🅘ck Assassination Gigs 1 & 2. There are a total

of 20 assass༒ination gig🦋s, and all side-jobs will unlock two or three of

them. For the record, Assassinatio⛄n Gig 18 is the best way to make money

in the entire game. Keep that in mind.

Finally, you hav❀e Free Fight missions. These are markedౠ all across Santa

Destroy by blue "M"'s.💖 You unlock one or two of these for each Gold rank

you𝐆 earn from side-jobs. As the name implies, you can fight these missio🦋ns

whenever you want. Just walk on up to them M and press the A button.🃏𒅌 The

catch is that you have to kill every enemy ಌwithout taking a single hit. If

you get hit justꦅ one time, missio🍃n's over. You get paid a decent amount 

after you finish, as wꦦell as earn🉐 a ranking. Rankings here don't unlock

anything, and are merely for completion's sake.

Pay the Fee--You'🐭ve gotten the stipulated♉ amount (the game will tell you 

when you've surpassed the required amount for the🌱 next fight). Now all you

༺need to do is hand over that money to the UAA. Close to the No More Heroes

motel you can find an ATM, marked by a $ symbol on the map. Walk ꩵover to

the ATM and you will deposit all of the money into a specified account.&꧅nbsp🤡;

Return to the motel afterwards.

Destination Confirmation--🐎Sylvia will give you a call upon your return to

the motel. She'll detail the location of the fight, as well as🅷 hints upon

who🥂 you will be fig🗹hting. After the call ends, leave the motel, hop on the

Schpeltiger, then cruise on down♌ to the roman numeral loc🧸ation on the map

signifying the next ranked match.

Lackey Fight--You won't get to fight🌞 the assassin right away. Instead, you

get to prepare yourself by fighting 💖through waves of his or her lackeys.

These guys can use a variety of weapons🅰, but your goal remains t♍he same--

use whatever means necessary to slice, ♍decapitate, brutally murder, or

anything else to kill them. Generalꦡly, each level is split into several

ꦡareas. In order t🀅o pass onto the next area you are required to kill every

enemy in the current area you're in. There are sꦰeveral excpetions where you

can just skip through enemies. That's no fun, though (not to mention⭕ you&nbsℱp;

also get paid based on how many enemies you kil👍l).

At the end of the level you can pick up a wrestling mask, learning a nꦿew

wrestling technique in the process. Enter the large S to he♎ad for the

bathroom and save the game (the UAA advises relieving yourself b🦄efore every

ranked fight), as well as health and Beam Katana energy refil🌳ls. Once you

are ready, step inside the "!🐻" to begin the fight.

Ranking Fight--The boss 💃fight itself. You will fight the assassin in a 

fight 🐻to the death. If you win you will increase in rank. If you lose,

you're going to hell. To defeat the boss, just deplete t𒁃heir health bar.

Simple as that. Of course, the actual figﷺht🅠 is rarely that simple. You'll

be facin𒆙g some 𝓰crazy, bizarre, and unique bosses on your way to the top.

End of Battle Bonus--If you defy th🅘e odds and come out the victor, you

will increase in rank. Also, you will earn a health pickup increasing youꩵr

maximum vitality. Finally, 🥂you get a cash r♓eward. You get a bare minimum

bonus for defeating the assassin (usually abou🍰t 𒆙50% of the entrance fee

required to even fight them), then eဣxtra bonuses for enemies killed, tim꧃e 

taken to clear the lackey fight and kill the boss, amount of damage tꦬaken

(the less you take the more you're paid), cash 🍷for unused Anarchy in t🌞he

Galaxy stock, and if you purchased the Memory of ▨Tattoo from Lovikov you

will earn extra cash from your maximum kill c🌺hain (it increases by 1 f﷽or

each kill, resetting if you take any damage).

Restart the Chain--You'll return back to the No More Heroes ⛄motel after

every fight. You'll be given the entrance🌱 fee for the next ranked fight,

and the process begins anew.

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     &n꧑bsp;                ~5.Santa Destroy Travel Guide~

======================================================================꧒♎=====

Santa Destroy is a pretty big 💝city, and there is 𓆏a fair amount of 

locations you caﷺn visit. This section will outline the c꧂ity's points of

interest, describe their locations, as ⛄well as w🔥hat you can do at each

place.

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~No More Heroes Motel~

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Travis's home. The only motel in Santa Des𓄧troy where the rent is low and

the quality of service is even lower. Despite♌ that, Travis gets quite the

quality room (and you're never really stuck with any bไoarding fees). On the

map, the motel is display💛ed by a house symbol. Press left and ri🎶ght on the

D-Pad♐/Control Stick to shift between the living room and bedroom.

Telephone--Doesn't do anything. If y⛄ou🌠 try interacting with it you'll 

always r🅰ecieve the "You have no new messages" voice. The telephone is only

there for interaction in cutscenes.

Drawer♑--The large drawer on the side of Travis's be✨d contains all of the

B🤪eam Katana's that he has bought. Here you can switch between any of the

Kata🌳nas. Of course, you really shouldn't be switching from the powerful&𓃲nbsp;

Tsubaki Mk-III unless you want a challenge with thꦆe game. If you'𝓀re ever

curious about what B🅷eam Katana you are currently wielding, just pause the

game. The Katana's picture and nameꦑ will be at the bottom-right corner of

the menu.

Map--🐟You can view the Santa Destroy Gui💧de (essentially what I'm listing 

here) or the result of your Assassina൲tion Gigs, Part-Time Jobs, and Free

Fight missions. The locations of each is marked on theꦇ map, as well as the

medal (if any) earned for each mission.

Closet--Believe it or not, T𒆙ravis is extremely customizable. I'm sure that

you♏ will get tired of him wearing the 💛same clothes all of the time (despite

them looking rather coꦺol to begin with), so you can spend some time at the

closet changing what he wears. You can change is sunglas🍸ses, jacket, shirt,

jeans, and belt. Unfortunately, you💞 don't start with any extra clothes. 

You will need to buy them from Area 51 (at extr𝔍emely high price to boot!)

orꦿ find hidden shirts in dumpsters strewn around Santa D𒐪estroy (see the

appropriate section to find their l﷽ocatio🎀ns). There's practically a million

ways to dress up Travis. Choose the combonation th🌌at best fits you.

Toilet--Exactly as it implies. 🐈E꧒nter the bathroom and Travis will do some

business on the꧂ toilet. Not only does this look funny, b🎉ut you will need to

take a dump in orde✨r to save the game. Every bathroom serves as a save&n🏅bsp;

𓃲point, and there will always be a save point before each boss fight. Travis

returns to the motel's bathღroom after beating each assassin as well, so 

don't stress about needing🍨 to find a save point 🅠quickly after defeating 

that difficult boss.

Fridge--No bachelor's pad is co♑mplete without a fridge! Choose the fridge

option and Travis will eat🌠 something out oౠf it, restoring all of his

vitality. Unfortunately, this doesn't serve any actual purpose wiꦯ🐭thin the

ga꧑me. Whenever you finish a mission (whether you win or die), your vitality

is 🌸restored back t♋o full, making it impossible to ever have less than

maximum healtꦕh while traveling Santa Destroy. Go ahead, craꦓsh into as many

buildings as you want at m🌃aximum speed. You'll never lose any health from

it. And th🍨e police isn't going to 🐠try and stop you. Go crazy.

Cards--ꦿView your album of trading cards. Iꦛn each rankings fight level you

can find five different trading cards, making a total 🅺of fifty (Death

Metal's mansion has cards 1-5, Dr🐽. Peace's level has cards 6-10 and so on).

The first 50 cards you collect 🐎will all be pictures of fictional wrestlers,

as well as a littlꦜe info about them. The more cards you collect, though,

the more masks that will be hung on ♓the wall in Travis's room, as w🍃ell as

the sizꦍe his collection of anime figurines will 🐓grow. Once you have beaten

the game, you can collect an additional 100 cards, making♔ a total of 150.

🐟The new set of 100 cards is all concept art for the characters 🍸and bosses

in the game, and is fun to look at, making it worth your t♔ime to coll🌊ect

eve♕ry single card. Any of the original 50 cards you missed on your fi🌊rst

playthrough can still be found again.

Television--Watch video tapes herꦗe. The only tape you have at the start is

an origi𒆙nal trailer for No More Heroes. There are three other🍎 tapes you can

buy from Beef Head Videos. If you watch those tapes you wi﷽ll learn a new

wrestling move from eꦉach tape. In the long run they can be worth your while

to eventually purchase. Also, after rising to rank 4, you can r🍰eplay the

mini-game 𒐪Pure White Giant Glast𓂃onbury, the game Travis was playing during

🐟that dream sequence on the train. Shoot for a 📖high score!

J𓃲eane--Travis's pet cat. Shake the Wiimote or press the A button in order

to interact with her by petting her, feeding he𓂃r, or letting her roll 

around on Travis's 🐷stomach as he lies down. Jeane does not improve any of

Travis's stats and has no a♈ctual effect on the game. She's merely there to

show that Travis isn't some psychopath that o♏nly wa🦂nts to kill, but rather

an assassin who still admires his kitty.

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~Job Center~

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Signifie꧂d by a pink circle with a many running on the map, you'll be coming

𝐆to the Job Center time and time again to perform wacky jobsᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚ, earn cash, and

unlock new assassination gigs. When you first ente𒊎r the Job Cꦡenter you will

only have one side-job available. You unlock a new one each t♛ime you rise

in rank, even💖tually spanning out to nine side-jobs. All of the side-jobs 

pay decent cash, bu🍸t assassination missions are definately the way to g♔o 

for quicker cash.

Each side jo👍b wඣill have you accomplishing as much of a task as possible 

wi💙thin a time limit, from mowing lawns to col𝓀lecting kittens. The more of a

particular object you collect/erase/earnܫ, the more money you are paid when

the time expires. You will be wanting a lot of thos💙e objects because you

are ranked when time expires as weꦺll. If you get a Silver or Gold rank, 

then you unloc🌠k new assas𝔍sination gigs. If you earn a Gold rank, you also

unlock a new Free Fight mission.

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~K-Entertainment~

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Sᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚignified by a white skull, K-Enter⭕tainment is an advertising agency 

located only twoꦺ streets south of the motel. How💜ever, they also have a 

large hand in the shady underworld of assassins, a꧅nd employ many of them 

to take on a large 🦩variety of gigs. You gain 🍃access to K-Entertainment at 

the beginning of your free roaming of Santa Destroy, but yo🌸u'll qui꧂ckly 

find out that you can't take on any missions yet.

To unlock them, you'll need to he🥀ad down to the Job Center and get a Silver

or Gold rank on a side-job. That will unlock ne༺w assassination gigs. For

example, getting a Silver on on the first side-job will un꧋lock 

Assassination Gigs 1 & 2, and getting a Silver on the second job 🅺will 

unlock Gigs 3 and 4. This trend continues throughout⛄ all of the side-

jobs. As you can see, you have no choice but to play t🌳hose side-jobs to

unlock the big paying assassinat💮ion gigs (fortunately, Silver ranks are

not t🌸erribly challenging on all of t🎃he side-jobs). 

Once you pick an assassination gig, leave the building. An "M" 🅰will appear

on the map, signifying where the gig 💃takes place. Head to🀅 the M and enter 

it to begin the mission. 𝔉The goal is usually the same-🤡-kill every enemy in

the given time limit (although ther🐭e are several exceptions, 🦋such as there

being infinite enemies). You aren🔜't always using the Beam Katana to slice

enemies to ๊death. Sometimes you must use only wrestling moves, kill enemies

in a game of baseball, or play with some other bizarre🌟 cond🐼ition. Don't

expect everything to be easy!

Payment ♍is different for eac꧙h gig. Sometimes the pay is based off how many

enemie﷽s you killed (such as getting $2000 LBs per kill), while others pay

only one amount for comple🐼ting the objective (such as 🍒getting paid $50,000

LBs for finishing). Obviously, failure on the 🎶missions where you get paid

per kill is better because you'💟ll still be paid a decent amount. Failure on

missions where you only get paid for completing the objective nets ജyou no

pay at all. Always make an effort to finish!

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~ATM~

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💃The ATM is marked by a $ on the map, very close to the ❀motel. Once you have

enough money to pay off the entrance fee for the next 🐠rank🥃ed fight, head to

the ATM to deposit you𝓡r money. 🔯The ATM is unavailable until you have the

satisfactory amount𒈔 of cash r🔯equired to pay the UAA. Remember to head back

to the motel wh🔯enever you pay off your entrance fee.

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~Area 51~

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Signified by a T-Shirt on the map, and on✤ly a♔vailable after defeating Dr.

Peace, Area 51 is the place to shope for al🌳l of your clothing n൩eeds. Here 

you can purchase new sunglasses, jackets, T-Shirts, jeans, and bel💦ts for

Travis to wear and ch♛ange into at the Closet in the motel whenever you 

wish. A lot of the clothing found here is extremely expensive,๊ so you'll 

🐲need to do some assaꦦssinating to amount the cash needed to purchase some of

the clothing.

The☂ clothing does not affect the game whatsoever. It's merely there to 

allow the player to style Travis to theiꦛr delight. Want Travis to 𝔍look like

a geek? There're clothes for that. Want him to look like a complete b🐼adass?

There're cl🌌othese for t🦩hat, too. His defense/attack power isn't changing 

based on his clothese. Don't expect it to.

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~Naomi's Lab~

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Indicated by a blue symbol with a Beam Katana oꦚn it, Naomi's Lab is in a

warehouse right behind the motel. You can access it once you have d🌌efeated

Dr. Peac♔e. Naomi is a scientist who researches and designs Beam Katanas.

Obviously, she's the place ꦿto go when you want a better weap♉on to kill

peo💮ple with. Over the course of the game she will sell new Beam Katanas for

you to purchase, each one more expensive (and powerful) 𒁃than the last.

Exit and re-enter the lab aft𝔉𒀰er purchasing a new Katana to find two new

u🌊pgrades available fo🍬r purchase (no upgrades are purchasable for the Blood

Berry, the starting Katana, however). There൩ is an Energy Saver upgrade 

which makes the current Kaܫtana use🐬 less energy when swinging/defending,

limiting the amount𓄧 of time you need to waste🧔 recharging it. The other

upgrade is a Power Upgrade. As you could guess,ꦛ this makes your a🧔ttacks

with the K♍atana more powerful. Quite useful. 

The Accelerator is a purchasဣable upgrade that aff꧂ectes every Beam Katana,

so you only n༒eed to purchase it once. When you get near buried objects on

grass, the Wiimote will rumble. When 𝓡you're over the buried object, the

Wiimote w🍌ill rumble violently. Stab the ground with the A button to reveal

the treasure (usually $1000 LBs). On New Ga𓂃me +'s, new buried objects will

appear on the map. These new objects ar🐽e additional trading cards. Get

hunting!

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~Thunder Ryu Bldg.~

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Signified by an ༺orange Kanji symbol on the map along the east edge of Santa

Deꦅstroy not too far from the motel and available after beating Dr. 💖Peace,

the Thunder Ryu Building is essentially your gym. There arꩲe three stats you

can upgrade (maximum vitality, strength, and ﷽maximum Beamꦗ Katana combo).

The price for each exercise 𒐪ཧstarts at a cheap $1000 LBs. However, each

exercise for the three stats increases e🌱xponentially every time it's 

available (from 1000 to 2000, 400꧑0, 8000, and so on). The ability to 

increase your Beam Katana's maximum combo is available only 🅺once for each

of the fou🍨🐬r Katanas. The ability to increase vitality and strength is 

available each time you go up in rank.

Note that vitality and strength exercises are one time on꧙ly. If you're rank

8, you can do tﷺhose two exercises and increase those stats. If you forget

and jump to rank 7 and hea💛d to the Thunder Ryu Building, you can still do

the exercises. 🌱However, you can't make up the missed exercises. You can 

still only do one of each 𒅌(instead of two of each--one for m𒆙issing the rank

8 exercises, and one for becoming ran🎉k 7). If you start a New Game +, 

completed exercises a🧸re kept, so you can finish off anything you ✃missed.

The minigames (exercises) are as follow:

Dumbbells--Travis will hold a pair of dumbells,ꦛ and you'll need to lift 

them a total of 30 times inꦜ 30 seconds to ma🎐x out your Beam Katana combo. 

You alternate between the right hand (fling Wiimote up💙war༒ds) and the left 

ha💜nd (fling the Nunchuk upwards). It's a fairly easy minigame and&൲nbsp;

definitely won't take the entire 30 seconds to complete. You can do this&nꦗbsp;

exercise once for each Beam Katana.

Bench Press--Travis will need to lift up a heavy barbell 10 times withi💞n

one minute. In order to do the repititions, rapidl♛y press the A button. If

you stop pressing thꦏem, Travis will lower the weights ba♐ck down to his 

chest, forcing you 𒀰to repress the buttons to lift i🌟t back up (if you get

tired for any reason, just press the🔯 Home button to pa🌊use the game). 

Succeeding this minigame will upgrade your attౠack power. It can be done

after every ranked fight, for a total of nine bar꧑s of strength. Your

added bars of energy can be viewed in th♈൲e pause menu (yes, there is "room"

for a tenth bar, but nine bars of strength is♈ indeed the maximum).

Squats--Travis will, obviously, ꩵneed to do sq𒅌uats in this minigame. He

needs to do 20 of them in 30 seconds. To perform a squat, simply f𒀰lick the

Wiimote and Nunchuk dow♋nwards at the same tiܫme. You can easily perform two

squats per second ♐if you strike a nice rhythm. It isn't too hard. 

Succeeding in the squats willಌ increase Travis's maximum vit🐓ality. You can

perform this exercise after each rank🐟ing fight, for a total of nine 

vitality increa🌞ses. You won't see any ꧒difference in health until you

perform all eight. When you do, the heart will getജ significantly larger,

adding about 15% to your total vitality.

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~Gold Town~

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Signified by a 🐻glass of beer, accessed after defea🌸ting Shinobu and located

in an alley right behind the Thunder Ryu Bldg. is Gold 📖Town. It's home to

several shops, but most im𓄧portantly, a bar. Inside the bar you can find a

drunken man called Lovikov. When 👍you first meet him he will tell you to go

find a bunch of his b🍬alls in order tꦕo master new techniques. He's talking

abou🌠t Lovikov Balls, though. After speaking with him, check the map on the

paꦚuse menu. A bunch of orange and pink dots wi🎃ll appear.

The pink dots are spots on the ground where burie♌d treasure lies. The 

orange dots are the Lovikov Balls. T♕he balls are not buried. To collect 

them, merely walk into them (or run them o🏅ver if you're💜 riding the

Schpeltiger). Wh🍬en you are close to a Lovikov Ball you will here a loud 

hum. It's easy to hear ๊when you're not riding the Schpeltiger because there

is no music when running through the city.

There are 49 Lovikov Balls to be found. I have a list of the ball location♛s

in a later section. Check there if there 🎀are any balls you need to find.

Head back to Lovikov to purchase abilit🉐ies. He requires 7 balls per

ability. There are seve💖n abilities (the Killer7 refrences still don't end

here!) to be purchased, so you'll beജ u💙sing every ball. As a note, several

Free Fight mission symbols cover up꧋ some orange dots on the map. You may 

need to look at my list an🐽yways if you don't find them all before unlocking

the Free Fight missions.

Here are 🍸the purchasable abilities, listed in the recommended order of

purchase:

Memory of Child--When you hold the B b🅷utton outside of combat you will be

able to perform a dash. Travis's stamina is displayed by a bar o🔴n the right

side of the screen. When you are das𝄹hing, the meter will slowly empty. Stop

running to make it refill. Iꦺf it runs outไ, Travis will crouch over to catch

his☂ breath. Get 𝐆this ability as soon as you can--it makes traveling around

Santa Destroy much ea🎃sier on foot. Also, you MUST get this before paying 💃;

off the entrance fee to the rank 1 🦩fight. If you don't, you'll be hating

yourself. Trust me.

Mﷺemory of Woman--Dark Side mode will now about twice as long. Definately

one of the better u🦄pgrades because Dark Side mode 𓆉does get activated time

and again, and wouldn't it be more fun if it didn't e📖nd i🌠n like 10 seconds?

Now you can make twice as many enemies spill 𓄧blood! 

Memory of Three🐻--All enemies (and by that, it means targetable objects as

well as enemies that will activly trཧy to kill you) appear on the mini✅-map

as red dots. Quite use✱ful because you can tell when you're about to𒉰 be

ambushed when turning a corner just ahead of you, or wh🐠en you need to clear

a room of enemies and you can't fin💃d an enemy or two that is hiding. 

Breakable doors, telephone poles, and other things alsꦛo appear on the mini-

map as red dots despite not being actual "enemies".ꩵ Don't get too confused.

Memory of Tattoo--Aft🌳er buying this abilitꦇy, whenever you kill strings of

enem✱ies you m💜ay notice "## Combo" on the side of the screen. This is 

because after you beat a boss you will🌼 earn extra cash for y🐻our maximum

combo thﷺroughout the leve𒀰l. Your combo increases with each enemy killed,

and re𒉰se🧸ts if you ever take damage. You get paid $2000 LBs times the 

maximum combo, so if you can kill well without takin🎀g damage, you can earn

quite a large amount of money after be꧒ating a boss.

Memory of Demon--If you ✅shak💦e the Nunchuk you can perform a jumping slice

𝔉on enemies, knocking them to the ground and s🌠etting them up for an instant

kill Down Attack. During the brief time before the hit c𝔍onnects, Travis is

completely vulnerable to attack, and if he's hit then the attack ge𓂃ts

cancelled out and you'll have to try ag💮ain. Quite useful against groups of

enemies, but you'꧙ll need to avoid getting attacked as you pull off the&n😼bsp;

move.

Memory of White--This ability extends the range of a Down Attack. I🌊f you

are locked on to a downed enemy, press the A button to perfoꩵrm a jumping

D🍸own Attack. It doesn't ma𓃲tter how far away you are from the downed enemy,

just as long as you are locke💞d on you will b𝔍e able to kill them. This

ability works hand in hand with Memory of Demon, so it's advi⛦sed that you

get both of them at once.

Mem𓂃ory of Mask--With this ability you can grabꦇ enemies at a slightly 

farther range. Apparently. T🐲o be perfectly honest, I can't find any 

improvement in grabbi✤ng range with this ability. If there is one, it's 

definitely qui🦩te small. Save thi😼s ability for last if you can--there is no

realജ need to buy it ear🐠ly. Not to mention grabbing is only important during

boss fightsꦉ, and if you manage to make them dizzy then you ♔are likely 

already close to them. Although, this abili♏ty is insa🃏nely useful for the

wrestling match Assassination Gigs. I have noticed a huge improveꦿm🅰ent 

there. If you have trouble ﷺwith those ꦬmissions, this is a great ability to

buy.

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~Beef Head Video~

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This place is around the corner of the Thunder Ryu🐭 Bldg. and is represented

by an orange l෴ogo with bull horns on it, accessable only after you defeat

Shinobu. You'll want to check bac🐼k at Beef Head Video oftꦫen in order to

collect all of the availab🐻le video tapes that they occasionally sell. Don't

worry about those bizarre🌠 and funny titles Travis rents that Diane 

complains about--you don't need to return those (you c🤪an't even watch them,

sadly). 

You can, though, purchase videos th🙈at you can watch back at the motel. If

you watch a video the⛦n you will learn a🍎 new wrestling move. It's advised

that you w﷽atch all of them so you can perform all of the various 

wrestling moves the game has to offer.

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    &n🐠bsp;                      ~6.Items in Combat~

====⛎==================================================♉=====================

There are a variety of items you can find in🍷 combat situations (⛦and for the

most part,🐭 you'll only find these in boss levels). Get to know these items

well b♛ecause you'll be wanting to find them often.

Pizza--Yoꦆu can find pizza inside🐬 pink boxes. Break open the box and either

a full pizza or a piece of p♓izza will appear. A slice of it (it is quite

small and easily distin🎃guishable) will refill about 15% of your vitality.

A large pizza will restore your vitality back ꦕto max. You can only find 

these in pink boxes. Pink boxes found on allꦉ boss levels will contain

pieces of pizza.

Battery--Found in blue boxes, and work in a waꦬy similar to pizzaꦆ. Once you

break the box open, eith꧙e🎐r a small battery piece (a triangle) or a large

battery (a l😼arge rectangle) will pop out. The small battery will refill

about 50% of your 🤪Beam Katana's electricity. The large battery will refill

the electricity back to maximum. Until you ജget the Tsubaki Mk-III's Energy

Saver, always get these boxes. Blue boxes foun💮d in boss fights contain

small batteries.

Money 𓆉Chests--Just as the name implies. 💎Break open this red chest and a 

fountain o𝓀f money will rain out. Money automatically gets picked up by you,

so don't worry a🔥bout the ওeffort needed to pick it all up. The chests 

contain about $1000 LBs, and aren't found on many👍 levels.

Card Chests𒈔--Far more valuable than Money Chests, these chests look 

exactly the same🥃. However, when you ꦑbreak them open, a trading card will

p🅷op out instead. There will be five trading cards in eacꦺh boss level on 

your first playthrough of the game. When yoꦅu start a New 🔯Game +, additional

Card Chests will appear containing new cards. Any unclaimed Card C𓄧hests

from the first p🐭laythrough will remain in the level until you collect it.

Wrestling Masks--Before every boss fight you will find a Wrest♌ling Mask on

the ground, al𝐆ong with a note ꦜon it from the mysterious M.S. (Mask Smith?).

You learn a 🌺new wrestling move from pi✃cking these up, and the wrestling

move is conveniently used for the upcoming boss.

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🉐          💟;                ~7.Heroic Walkthrough~

==============================꧅=============================================

Andℱ finally, let's begin the actu⛎al walkthrough itself. The way I'll be

writing t🍸his is pretty simple ཧto understand. I will begin by talking about

all of the new activities that open up afte🥀r defeaಌting an assassin and

moving up i🦄n 🦩rank. This includes the new Job Center side-job, 

K-Entertainment assassination gigs that will open up, and descಌriptions of

Free Fight missions you can try. 

The descriptions of those jobs and missions will be somewhat brief. I𒈔f y🙈ou

want a far more detailed🍨 description, then look in the Side Job/

Assas🥀sination Gig/Free Fight mission sections for extremely detailed 

descriptions on how to beat the missions, or s�🌠�core the most amount of 

kills.

After I get through explaining all of the♌ side missions and jobs, it𝄹s time

to describe the 🔥boss level itself. I will list the locations of all the 

cards you c🎉an grab along the way, as well as methods to defeating the

various enemies on your way to the boss.

Fi﷽nally, there is the boss fights. Obviously, the details for each boss is

going to be importan🧔t. I'll list how to dodge all of their attacks, how to

predict th𝓀eir attacks, vulnerability times and the ♍best method to killing

the boss as quickly as possible.

Now, let's spill some blood!

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              &nbs🧸p;          ~7A.Rank 10-Death 🍌Metal~

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Turn 🍌on the game and se🦋lect your difficulty. Choose Sweet if you want to

have a moderately easy time with the game, or Mild if you want a cha𝐆llenge

through𝓰 the game. You can only choose the hardest difficulty, Bitter, for

a New Game + sadly ♋(that's for the better, though--it'ꩵs quite hard).

You'll go through seve🔯ral badass cutscenes in the beginning. ﷽In order to

trigger the cutscenes, walk Travisꦿ over to the👍 stairs of the motel. He'll

hop on his Schpeltiger and cruise o🧸n off to his destination🍷.

Go ahead. Enjoy the cutscenes. Hopefully they wi🃏ll get you pumped up for 

the fun times you're going to have.

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~Townsend Residence~

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You'll crash through a mansion's entra♕nce, wiping out the guardꦫs in the

way. Once you get control of Trওavis, press the A button to switch on the

Beam⛄ Katana. You will then be asked if you ꩵwant to play the tutorial. If

you want to, and I highly advise𓆏 you do, go right ahead and learn the 

basics of the gam🐟e. Look at my combat section above to learn additional

info about all of the moves, in🍎clud꧑ing the ones not included in the 

tutorial.

Anyways, once the tuto꧒rial is over, you will face two basic grunts. These

guys will rarely attack you, instead preferring to just walk circles ar🐓ound

you. Corner e𒊎ach of them and slash away. They ꦏare both easily wiped out

after several attacks. Once you dispose of both o🏅f the guards, the door on

the﷽ sꦏecond floor opens up. Head up either staircase and go through into the

next room.

Once you enter ღth꧃e room, the door behind will close and traps you in. A

bunch more of those guards spawn in this room, a🌠nd you'll need to tak☂e them

all out. There a꧅re six tota✱l, and they like to gang up on you in pairs. 

They can also be a bit aggressive, and you♛ may take a little damage. 

Luckily for you the𓆏re happens to be a healtꦺh box in the back of the room.

Grab it if you need to restore your health.

Th𓃲e door will open after defeating the enemies. The door leading back to 

the lobby will close, though, forcing you to hಌead right and down the 

hallwa🔯y. Follow the hallway to the end and then climb the spirling 

staircase to the third floor. At the end oꦍf this hallway is a blue box

containing a bꦰattery resto🌟re. Before the end of the hallway is a side

hallway to the left with the ent✅rance to the next main room. Before

entering, break the box to grab TRADING CARD 001.

The doors will lock again, and now you w﷽ill have to fight through twenty

cronies. These guys are now brandishing🐈 katanas, and are more powꦚerful than

the normal guards𝕴 you are used to. Try to fight🥂 each of them one by one to

avoid taking too much dam♑age. Near the entrance of this room is another

health box if you ever need a health res𝕴tore. Hopefully you can score a

Dark Si⛦de attack in here (I almost always get 🍃three cherries during this

f🍒ight). You can also break o💖pen the chest infront of the desk to grab 

TRADING CARD 002.

Once all of the enemies stop spawning, the doors will unlock. Head out t🎶he

door on the right and turn right to find a chest cꦰontaining $500 LBs. 

Head back to the hallway 🌞and headꦦ back right and down the staircase again.

As you make🐠 your way back to the lobby, you'll🧔 need to take down another

six guard. Watch ouಌt for the lone guard the ambushes you around the corner.

Once all✃ six are killed, the door to the lobby opens. Instead o♈f entering

🦄it right♑ away, head down the hallway past it to the dead end to find a

chest containing $300 LBs.

When you reach the bottom of the lobby, turn around ꦕtheꦐ find a new hallway

you can head dow🦩n (as the cutscene before showed). Four m🃏ore grunts are

𓂃through here. The first two don't have any weapons while the second pair

wield katanas. N♍one of them should prove to be too difficult. At the endꦬ of

the hallway a beam katana weilding g🎃runt will spawn after 🦋the first four

are murdered, Beam katana wielders will always be much stronger ✨than other

foes in the le💃vel, and൲ always have the highest amount of health. 

Watch out🍃 for his charge attack. It can't be blocked. When he swings his

katana three t꧑imes, keep locked on to him and rock the control stick left

and r💛ight. After an attempt or♑ two you will Darkstep him and be able to get

a ton of free hits on the foe, easily wiping him out. The ! leads💃 to the

next area, so head on through.

In this ♚large room you will need to kill off a group of🌜 ten enemies. All

of them are spread out, and 💛only a few of them are holding katanasꦿ, so this

should be an easy fi🍬ght. Once you wipe them ou🐓t, another group of seven

enemies will spawn. Same process here.𓃲 Half of them are wieldin🍃g katanas,

but with even fewer enemi💙es this still shouldn't prove very difficult. Once

you kill them all, a cutscene will show the nearby gate opening, as weཧll as

another beam kat🎉ana wielder dropping down. Before leav✱ing the room, open

the chests at the back end of the room. The one o꧂n the right has $500 LBs🌠,

the one on the left holds TRADING CARD 003.

Watch 🍎out for the enemies with pistols down this final h🔴allway. Before

doing anything else, turns around whe﷽n you enter tಌhis outdoor hallway. You

can find TRADING CARD 004 in the chest. There are only ཧfive♚ enemies on the

way to ⛦the end. All of them use guns, so approachꦅ them one at a time. Wait

for them to fไire several bullets, then rush the foe while they run off to

reload. Once one enemy is dispose🀅d, move to the next. W꧃hen all are killed,

you can enter the ! to the final area.

No𝄹t long aft🧸er you begin walking down this hallway, Sylvia will call you

(turn up the🌌 speakers on the Wiimote, otherwise have fun watching Travis

walk slowly for about 30 seconds). Once her motivating conversat🍌𒊎ion ends,

you can wa🐷lk at full speed again. TRADING CARD 005 is in꧃ a chest towards 

the end of 🐟the room, as well as a wrestling mask right next to the bathroom

(la🌌beled as the giant "S"). Speaking of which, enter t♋hat and save now.

Enter the nearby ! to begin the fight.

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Battle for Rank 10--Travis vs. Death Metal

Enjoy the pre-battle cutscene and prepare to fight. Deat🔴h Metal h💦as two

main attacks, and as long as you are locked on to﷽ him and not swinging

wildly, both of th🦄em are completely blockable. The first is a simple 

horizontal slice (despite the s🐽wor🧜d going through Travis's body, you'll

🦩take no damage). The second isܫ a huge ten-swing combo attack. Rock the

𓆉control stick back and forth to perform a Dark Step in the middle of the 

combo. The only problem🧔 here is that you'll likely tak𒐪e a little damage

from the sword when you initiate the Dark Step. I have no ide𝓀a why this iཧs.

The damag🍌e is neglible compared to h꧋ow much you'll be dealing.

Also of note is that every few Dark Steps will stun Death✅ Metal. Grab him

while he's stunned and perform th❀e wrestling move pr🐻ompts. As you'll find

out, wrestling moves do a lot of damage to bosses. 🍎Always use them when

the oppertunity presents itself.

Death Metal is also vulnerable to attack after each🐽 of⛄ his own attacks.

Wait for him to st🔯op swinging, then throw three or four swings of your own,

the🥃n back off a bit. Obviously, the clanking noise is an obvious 🌌sign you

aren't dealing any damage. 

The ﷽fight remains simple until he loses half of hiꦕs health. When he does,

he clones himself twice over. The real D❀eath Metal will remain at half

health whenever you lock-on to him, ꧅and he will always be in a defensive

position. The two clones will start at full health and a🌱ctively try to𒁃 hit

you. Each clone wi♚ll only need several hits to kill, and you can't hurt the

real Death M🐷etal untilꦦ both clones are killed. Try to single one out, wait

for the combo attack, then perform a Dark Step and beat thಌe crap out of the

clone. 

Each of the clones wil⛎l require thr🥃ee or four Dark Steps to finish off, or

about 🦹20-30 regular swings. Once the clones are killed, the real Death ඣ;

Metal will cont🍸inue his attacks against y𒉰ou. Just keep defending--he hasn't

learned anything new a🧔nd won't try to defend himself after he finishes 

either of his two attacks.

It should only take a few minutes to wrap up this battlജe. I hig൲hly advise

getting used tꦗo the Dark Step here. The move is the #1 counterattack 

agains🌳t every single boss in this game. Learn it, learn it well. Once the 

fight ends, br🐽eak open the chest for $2000 LBs and a vita🌠lity upgrade

(don't worry--yꦿou're forced to get 💦this to continue with the game). Enter

the flashing ! and get the hell out of here.

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                        ꦛ;   ~7B.Rank 9-Dr. Peace~

Entrance Fee-$150,000 LBs

Quote-"Listen...to my song!"

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So, you've killed Death Metal and you're on your 🐭way to the top of the

rankings list. There's still a long way to go, though. Yo📖u'll return to the

motel after winning each ranked fight, and you𓆏'll be prompted to sav🎶e the

game. The n🅘ext cutscene is basically telling you to head outside, but 

first, take a look around the room.

ꦗThere's a living room on the right, and the bedroom on the left. Nothing

of major importance is in the bedroom, except for a closet to change&nbs🍸p;

Travis's clothes and a drawer where you can swap 💎Beam Katanas (you don't

possess any other at💟 the moment, though). The living room💫 has the toilet

where you can save, a TV where you can watch vid🐻eos you can purchase later,

and the Cards option which all꧅ows you to view cards you have collected.

Once you are done messing around, leave the 🐠motel. Walk down the stairs and

into the parking lot. Ignore theꦏ Schpeltiger for now and head for🐈 the exit

and enter the ! to get inside t꧟he limo. After a short talk with Sylvia, 🃏she

will kick you out onto the streets.

Conv🌺eniently infront of K-Entertainment, that is. ꧂She mentioned that this

is where you cဣan take on assassination missions ✃and earn a decent amount

of cash, at least enough to pay off your $150,000 LB fee.🌌 Enter K-

Entertainment and you will be shooed away by the woman at the des♉k, saying

that you'll need to prove yourself as a hard ♐worker before you can begin

assassinatꦫing. Well that's just great. After leaving you will un🌠lock the

Job Center. Convenient. 

The Job Center is marked by a pink dot on the map with a man on it. I❀t is

quite a distance away, so you'll want to drive there. Press the 1 butt♒on to

have Bishop drive the Schpeltiger over to where you're standingꩲ. This will

only work if yoℱu're a decent distance awa🍎y from the Schpeltiger (and you

are currently). Hop on wi🌜th the A button and get a fe🌊el for the controls.

A is accelera🃏te, B to break, control stick to turn. Fairly simple. You can

hold Z to boost, and𝔍 if you h🐷old B and quickly tilt the Wiimote left or 

right, you can pull off quic🌌k 90 degree turns. Fl🌱ick the Wiimote upwards

to do a jump. Have fun messing 💙around, but be sure to at le൲ast be driving

towards your destination.

Enter the Job Center once you reach it. Enter and the man behi🍷nd the 

counter will give a short ওspeech on the im💞portance of hard work to get

anywhere in this world. Once yo🦂u reach the bulletin board you can choose 

the part-time job you want to play. Th💖e only one avail𒁃able is Coconut

Collector, so pick it and leave.

The minigame is held near Body Sꦑlam Beach, relatively close t🐈o the Job

Center. Just head fඣor the purple "M" on the map. 

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Side Job 1--Coconut Collector

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Pay--$2000 LBs per coconut delivered

Gold Rank--7 Coconuts

In this minigame yo🍸ur goal is to bring as many coco🐭nuts as you can back to

the coconut vendo൲r. After talking with the vendor ♊the game will begin. You

will be making c💙oconuts drop from the palm trees all around ඣthe vendor 

instead of buying them from a store. ꦐThat's crazy! To make the coconuts

fall, walk near trees. When you see the ꦰA button flash above Travis's head,

🦄that will tell you it is a tree that contains coconuts. 

Press the A bu🌟tton several times to punch and kick the tree until coconuts

fall. 1-3 coconuts will ♓fall from 🔯each tree. Walk over to each coconut and

press the A butꦫton to pick it up. Travis ca𒅌n carry a maximum of three

coconuts. He walks rather slow when he is holding th🥂em, so ke😼ep pressing 

t♌he A button to make ⛎him waddle faster. Walk to the front of the vendor's

table to deliver the coconuts.

This process will repeat for tꦛhe durati🎶on of the three minutes. Be careful,

though. Oc🦂casionally the falling coconuts will conk Travis on the head and

stun himꦺ for several seconds. Try to avoid that as much as possible by

standing st😼ill and waiting for the coconuts to faꦉll down (and even then

they will still occasionally hit you).

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You'll get paid once you time runs out. Geඣtting at least a Silver rank🥂 here

isꦬ fairly easy (only requires about 5 coconuts to be delivered,ﷺ and at 

least 10 is easily possible). Getting a Silver ranꦐk or better is necessary

because it unlocks the first ♎two assassination gigs at K-Entertainment. 

Also, if you get a Gold ran🧜k, you unlock a Free Fight mission. We'll talk

ab൩o൲ut that after the pair of assassination gigs you unlocked. Head to

K-Entertainment and pick one of them.

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Assassination Gig 01--Pizza Butt

Time Limit--1 Minute

Goal--Kill the CEO

Pay--$30,000 LBs

Gold Rank--Victory in 15 seconds or less

Head back ꧃over to the Job Center. Avalanche Hold is a parking garage

locat🤡eꩲd next door to the Job Center, making it pretty easy to find. Once

you enter, yꦬou'll be confronted with a group of grunts. Yღour goal is not to

kill🐭 everyone, but ra🐈ther the CEO himself. The CEO is behind his wall of

grunts a🦩nd is labeled with "Target" above his head, making him easy to pin

out.

N🌜one of the grunts have weapons, 🌠so they are all fairly easy to dispose of.

The problem is that the CEO is armed ꦗwith a pistol, and will c꧑onstantly

f🐟ire at you. Defeat a few grunts to clear a path to the CEO, then rush him.

I advise not using𒁏 the lock-on for this fight when g𓂃oing for the CEO

because you might target a regular grunt by accident, wasting tim♛e. You 

only have one minute to kill the CEO. Failu꧒re to do so will result in no

pay whatsoever. 

Gold Rank Notes--It's extremelജy hard to Gold rank this at the beginning of

the game. 𝄹Wait for a stronger Beam Katana (or the final one. The Tsubaki

Mk-III rips through enemies) and spam the down charge🦩 a few time𒁏s. Rush for

the CEO and kill him qui☂ckly. If you're lu🔥cky, a Death Blow from one enemy

may have enough range to kill the CEO if he's nearbℱy. By the way, the 

tenths of🍰 a secoꦐnd are irrelevent. If you finish in 15.86 seconds, it's 

still a Gold rank.

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Assassination Gig 02--Snake Hall

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Goal--Kill all enemies (15) until you die

Pay--$2,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $30,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Victory in under 1 minute

This mission takes place in the s𝐆ame parking garage as the first 

assassination gig. This mission is far more fun because you🐲're just flat

out killing people instead of one specific target. Al💛l of th𝄹ese enemies

group up on your right from the start, so just 🌟go in swinging. A le🎃ft/right

Death Blow is likely to kill several other enemies with its🅠 raౠnge

(especially 🔜if you use the Triangle Death Blow). There'🧜s only 15 enemies.

The last few ༒will spawn towards the end, and they are armed with beam

katanas. They have more heal🐬th than the regular grunts, so take them out

quickly and dodge their charge attacks.

Gold Rank 💧Notes--Nothing too hard. It'🥂s easily finished in about 30-45

seconds💞, so a Gold rank isn't insanely challenging. The main problem can be

a lack of 🀅doing much damage. Come back later after some training with

Thunder Ryu, 🍎or upgrading Beam Katanas a little later, for a much easier

shot at the Gold rank.

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Free Fight Mission 01

Location--Northwest corner of Santa Destroy

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Enemies--12

Pay--$30,000 LBs

This Free Fight mission is hard becau🌜se of the er✤ratic spawning of enemies.

The first group is a mere three grunts. None of them should po𒀰se much of a

threat. The 🙈second group spawns aftꦗer the last one dies. These next three

grunts are armed with crowbars, and they all have a💝༒ charge attack they like

to spam. It's unblockable--ergo, if it connects with yo𝕴u, you fa🌜il the

mission (since you'll take damage and🐲 ✱all that...). Spam Emergency Evades

and Dark Step whenever possible. They occasionally stri♌ke combos🐼 on you--

that's the time to Dar🔜k Step for a possible free kill.

The final group of enemies is the worst. Six will spawn🔯, and I ensure at&𝄹nbsp;

least one will be behind you. These are the same grun💧ts as when the missio🌃n

started, but b🃏eing swarmed by six of them at once, a🌌nd not a single hit is

allowed on you, can make it ✱a bit irraꦚtating. If possible, run away from

all of them and perform a low charge attack to decimate at least half t♏he

gro🎉up. That should make finishing the m൩ission rather simple.

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Well, that takes care of your 🅺money making opportunities. Coconut💜 Collector

and either of the Assassination Gigs/Free Figh﷽t will easily put you over

$150,0🐼00 so you can enter the next ranked f🍸ight. To pay off the fee, head

for the ATM. It is located on near the motel, marked 🍒by an orange🧜 $ symbol

on the ma♏p. Walk up to it and Travis will take care of the rest. Head back

to the motel.

Sylvia will call aಞnd tell you the fight has been arranged at Destr𓃲oy 

Stadium. Leave the motel after the phone call to find a "IX" has be♉en 

marked on the map, signifying where the match takes place. Y🎀ou'll need to 

head for it.♎ Destroy Stadium is located at the southwestern most point of

Santa Destroy. Still, the drive there shouldn't take more than a minute.&n🍰bsp;

The entrance to th💛e battle is a back d🐻oor of the stadium accessed in the

parking lot, not the front gatesಞ. Enter and prepare to fight.

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~Destroy Stadium~

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You'll be attacked by ཧtwo baseball loving junkieꦯs right from the start.

Dispose of 𝐆them then head down the hallway to the left. You will en✱counter

four more of these guys, all of🤪 them holding baseball bats. They're just

like crowbars, so ꧋occasionally y♏ou'll need to change stances in order to

score hits on them. At the e🅰nd of the hallway is TRADING CARD 006's chest,

but it's being blocked by a beam katana wieldi🌺ng guard. Avoid his charge

attack and wait for him to co✃mbo swing. Dark Step his 🌠combo as you block 

it. Two Dark Steps will kill him, or about 15 swings to♓tal if you don🦩't 

want to Dark Step.

Turn around and head back towards the entrance, th🏅is time he🏅ading further

down🔯 the hallway as if you ha♎d gone right at the beginning. Two more bat

wielꦬding foes are waiting for you. After killing them, four last enemies

are around the corner𒆙. All of them will either use hand-to-hand combat, or

🃏throw baseballs at you. Try not to 🐻get all four's attention at once and

in🎀stead focus on one at a time. Once every enemy in this area is killed,

access to the next area opens up.

Past the opened gate, turn right for a chestᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚ containing $600 LBs. Now head

left and d🎃own the hallway to an open area. A total of eight enemies are 

here. On🅠e infront of you, another pops out from the corner, four in the

center, then two in the back. The last enemy is wielding a♐ beam katana, so

save him for last. I'd say rush in swinging to this fight. These guys🥀 will

not be attacking very often, and there is a health chest nearby to ꦉ;

replenish a꧟ny lost health. Access to the next area opens when these eight 

enemies have been decapitated.

In this long hallway there will be nine baseball throwing enem🧸ies. However,

they wꦰant Travis to partake in a small minigame. The enemy closest to you

will throw a baseb🤪all a꧃t you, and you'll need to swing the Beam Katana like

a baseball bat to hit the ball back at them, killing them. The harder ♕the

swing the more enemies you will kil𝓡l. Any of them leftover will need to be

manually killed. You get thre♛e chances. The power of the swing comes from

how hard you swing, as ♓well as the transition from a hig🔯h stance to a low

stance when the ball connects. Swing right be🦩fore the ball passes Travis 

for best rꦚesults. Once yoꦕu pass/fail this game, pick up $500 LBs from

both chests in this hallway. The🌸 gate at the end blasts open if you killed

every enemy with the baseballs, or opens once you man﷽ually kill the 

remaining foes.

Wh𒐪en you get out of the hallway, four enemies will rush up to you. Kill 

them all, E🔯mergency Evading whenever n🍒ecessary, and pick up TRADING CARD 

007 from a chest on the left. Two more enemies remain in 🐼this area. Kill

the bat-swinging freaks and entﷺer the ! to move to the next area.

In this thirꦏd area, head left. Before reaching the🏅 clearing with a group of

four enemies, a single 🙈guard will ambush you form the corner. Kill him,🌠 

then rush int♐o the group of four enemies. Once all of them have been killed

yo✃u can enter the flashing !. You'll play yet another baseball minigame

against a line of nಌine foes𝐆. The ball is significantly faster this time,

however. Onc🏅e all of the enemies are killed, or you're running to kill

them yourself, grab the chests in this hallway. The f🤡irst containsꩵ $500 

LBs while the second holds TRADING CARD 008.

A total of nine enemies are around the coಞrner, and 🔜they can be a bit 

annoying to 💃kill. You've got a variety of them this time. Baseball ♑;

thr❀owers, bat wielders, hand combaters, and they end with a guard hold🐈ing

a beam katana. You'll probably take som💯e damage from attacking so many foes

at once, b💃ut back away if you can't get many hits in and try to single out

a single foe. Before ♛moving on to the next area after killi𒅌ng every enemy,

grab TRADING CARD 009 from the chest.

A bunch of enemies crowd this f♔inal hallway. None of them are overly 

difficult to kill, and you genera💞lly only fight one at a tim▨e, making it

quite easy. Towards♋ the end, two beam katana wielders will run out of the

bathrooms (you can't use these, though) and attack y🦹ou. Once you kil♚l those

two guys, the final enemy of the hallway also ꦚwields a beam katana. He's

different, though. His 🍸charge attack sends a ball of energy flying at you.

Emergency Evad꧟e or just move left/right to avoid. Kill him quickly before

he racks up too much damage. Just past this guy𒈔 is the chest containing

TRADING CA♎RD 010🐓. For killing every enemy, the double doors ahead open up.

In the lon🦹g hallway, Sylvia will call and tell you the fight is ahead. 🌊Grab

the Wrestling Mask near ꧅the bathroom, use the bathroom to save the game, 

and be sure to grab the health and battery pickups before reaching the 𝄹end

of the hallway. Enter the𝓡 arena when you're ready.

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Battle for Rank 9--Travis vs. Dr. Peace

Dr. Peace is an insanely simple boss 𓆉fight if you know what you'r💖e doing.

And if you don't, 🥀well, it's still very easy. You'll start far away from

Dr. Peace💛. He st💮arts on the pitchers mound while you're stuck at home 

plat🐼e. Run on over to hi𒊎m, but hold down the Z button when he starts firing

his pistols so that you can block his attacks.

Once you reach Dr. Peace, the🌞 fight can really begin. Dr. Peace♏'s attacks

consistꦰ of firi൩ng single bullets at you, firing a huge barrage of bullets

at you, a♕nd firing several powerful 💧bullets at you. These attacks are all

blockable, b🔴ut note thꦅat Dr. Peace cannot move while he is attacking. You

can Emergency Evade out of the way during his attacks♛, 🌺which is advisable

because your Beam Katana's energy will quickly depꦏlete from blocking his

attacks.

He is vulnerable during the short reload time after every attack, as w𒁃ell

as whenever he does attack. Basically, he's aꦦlmost always vulnerable. Once

you start damaging him, though, he gets a new attack. He'll stan💛d s🎐till and

hold one pistol, red energy lines absorbing into himꦅ (easily indicating

he's gonna pull off some crazy move). He'll then turn to fac🐻e y🅰ou after

several seconds and fire an extremely fast and powerful bullet that do🌃es

quite a lot of dam🥀age and knocks you to the ground. When he turn꧟s around,

Emergency Evade in any direction 💛to ♔ensure your safety. Alternatively, just

keep moving lef💯t/rig🌳ht in circles around him as you are locked on. Either

works fine for avoiding him.

Occasionally your com𒊎bos will stun him. The wrestling move will do a lot of

damage to ♋Dr. Peace, so be sure to grab him at every possible opportunity.

When ꩲDr. Peace attacks when he is fully off the pitcher's mound, he 

u🦄sually fires a barrage of bullets at different angles. It's easy to hit

h𒀰im here-Emergency Evade away from him and rush at his side.

Wheneve🥂r he cꦯharges for his super bullet attack, there is also the chance

to stun hi🍨m. As he's charging, pull of a Charged Beat Attack. It won't

always stun him, but it often does. Not ꦚonly does it cancel out 🔯his attack,

but it's al𒉰so a free wrest🎃ling move attack. Nice. It's also possible to do

this (usually wit🐎h low Charไged Beat Attacks) after he finishes shooting 

after any of his attacks.

Once his health is depleted, when you get cl♏ose to him time will💎 freeze and

a button will appear above Travis' head. Press it to ꦉfinish off Dr. Peace.

Push the wrong button or take🅠 too long and Dr. Peace will shoot you away.

Obviously, fail too many tim෴es and you'll end up getting kille♍d. 

Collect your vitality increase after ki🍃lling ꧃the doctor and head back to 

hotel Mr. Rank 9.

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                        &♏nbsp;  ~7C.Rankꦜ 8-Shinobu~

Entrance Fee-$200,000 LBs

Quote-"What's that in your hand, a toy?"

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After your fig༒ht, feel fr♔ee to save the game. You'll get a phone call and

in༒voice from the UAA. The entrance fee to the next match is $2ꦕ00,000 LBs.

That isn't tওoo much--you earned half of that from winnဣing the fight with

Dr. Peace. 

Leave the motel and you will be alerted that several new faci꧒lties are 

open. Allow me to explain t꧟hem in reverse order of importance. Firstly, 

Area 51 is now open. This is representedꦡ by a T-shirt on the mini-map. As

you could guess, this is ♋the ♕only clothing store within Santa Destroy. You

will fi♈nd a decent amount of clothes here, including new sunglasses, beꦺlts,

jeans, t-shirts, and jackets. All o🧜f the clothing is quite expensive,

though, so you🐼'll need to kill ꦐa lot to buy some of it. Also, new clothing

is unlocked every time you i🃏ncrease in rank. Several pieces of clothing

aren't unlocked until you start a New Game +. Clothing has no effect🎶 on the

game😼 other then to make Travis dress a w𝓰ay you want him to.

The second new location is the Thunder Ryu Building. Thisꦗ is represented by 

an orange Kanji symbol (I'm g🧸uessing for "gym" or something). You'll 

definitely going to want to stop here. B🍎e sure to bring some cash with you,

too. The Thunder Ryu Bu🐠ilding is essentially your gym. Choose "Trai༺ning"

(there aren't any ot🙈her🤡 options...) and pick your workout. You can do

Dumbbells that increase the maximum combo of ﷽your curr𓄧ent Beam Katana (you

can do this exerci🌌✱se once for each Beam Katana). The price starts at $2000

LBs and doubles through each exercise.

Bench Presses increase Travis's st🎀rength. Yo𒁏u can do this a maximum of 

eight times, once after each ranking match. Don't forget to do it! Th🍸e

cost starts at $1000 LBs and doubles for eachꦗ new training session.💝 Squats

increase maximum vitality. You won't see any improvement unt💞il you do all

eight training sessions of it, though. The price is the sam♚e as Bench

Presses, and can also🎶 be only done once after each ranking fight. I'll 

always remind you to head to the Thunder Ryu Bui🐬lding after each rankings

fight. Remember, these prices go up exponen🥃tially, so you'll 💦be needing a

lo♚t of cash la🎀ter on. For now, only $4000 LBs is required to train in all

three catagories.

Fi𝔍nally, and the best new location, is Naomi's Lab. It's in a warehouse 

right🦂 behind the motel, but can be tough to find. 🧜From the motel's exit, 

turn right, then turn right again at the inte🎃rsection. A lo🍒ng wall will be

on the right side ꦉof the road. When you see an 🏅opening between two red

gates leading to a warehouse, turn there. It shouldn't ta꧅ke 🤡too long to 

find. Enter Naomi's Lab at the warehouse. 

Naomi is a scientist who worꦜk𒆙s on creating new Beam Katana models. At the

moment she hᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚas the Ts💟ubaki ready for purchase at the low price of $98,000

LBs. It's wಌell worth it--this Beam Katana is far more powerful than the

Blood Berry. You should also buy the Accelerator accessory for $29,800🔯 

LBs. This accessory doesn't need to be bought 🅘for each Beam Katana. When

you get close to buried treasu𓆉re, the Wiimote will ⛎rumble. When it rumbles

violently, stab the ground to recievꦑe the treasure. Good to know. 🐎If you

leave an💖d re-enter the lab, you'll find Power Up-I and Energy Saving-I are

also available for purchase, both at $29,800 LBs. They do exactly as 🌱they

say for the Tsubakiℱ--increase its powe♚r and require less electricity per

attack/block re🐠spectively. Buy them as 🐻soon as possible. But you may need

more cash...

Lꦡuckily for us there is a new part𓂃-time job. Head on over to the Job 

Center. T▨he newest job is Lawn Mowin𒊎g. Take it on--it's good pay.

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Side Job 2-Lawn Mowing

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Pay--$300 LBs per acre cut (100 a🅘cres, maximum of $🔯30,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Cut 80 acres

This is a prettyꦑ simple minigame, and goes faster than the previous side-

job. The control scheme is easy to understand. Hold A to mov♉e th🧔e lawn

mower forward, hold B to go in reverse, t♎ilt the Wiimote left or right to

turn in the respective direction, and hold Z to do a fancy 90𓃲 degree turn.

There are a 🌟total of 100 acres of grass, but you don't need to cut them all

(infact, it's quite a b🎀it 🍷hard to do so in the time limit).

Make use of the reverse button. It'll come in hꦜandy for the smaller patches

of grass. And don't 🌜forget to pull off 90 d🎀egree turns with the Z button,

especially w🌜hen you are stuck against a wall. They can be extremely useful.

The pay for 🦂the minigame is quite good, but later assassination missions

completely overshadow the maximum amount ಞyou can earn from this. A measely

$30,ꩵ000 LBs isn't going to get you far later in the game💎.

The best strategy for cutting the grass is start with the outs꧒ide layer, 

then slowly make your way insid♓e. Cut through the💎 middle and work in lines

onc꧃e you have finished circling around the outside. When you get to about

80 acres of grass cut, you'll be running low tiไme and the remaining grass

patches are likely spread out all over the field. U♉se the reverse function

to best use. You'll need a decent am🦂ount for a Silver rank to get those new

assassination missions.

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If you get a Silver rank or ಞbetter, then you will unlock Ass🦄assintation

Gigs 3 and 4. If yo🌄u get a Gold rank, then you will also unlock a new Free

Fight mission. Let's start with the ꩵgood paying Assassination Gigs.

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Assassination Gig 03--Hooligans Parade

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Goal--Kill all enemies (15) using ONLY wres🍎✱tling moves

Pay--$3,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $45,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Kill all 15 enemies

This mis🔯sion takes place at Destroy Stadium. The entrance is the stadium's

gates. This miss🧸ion can be quite difficult be♔cause you are limited to only

wrꦚestling moves. You can't swing your Beam Katana. What you need to do is

simple to understand, 𝓰but irritating to pull off. Use Charged Beat Attacks

on every enemy, then grab them while they are stunned and pull off a&nღbsp;

wrestling move. It will always be an instant kill, no matter what. T𝄹he 

problem is getting off Charged Beat Attacks.

If you attract the attention of one enemy, you can be sure s𝓀ever🦄al others

will follow him. While performin🎉g the beat attack, your move🌱 can be 

cancelled out if you take damage. And with several foes surroundi𓂃ng you,

that is likely. The good thing is that on༺e Charged Beat Attack, especially

the low ones, can stun multiple enemies at once, allow🌠ing for a long string

of kills.

Once the first group of nine enemies are killed, six more spawn 🐭on the

outside of the field. They all ♌rush you at once. Get several Charged Beat

Attacks in on the first one or tw🌼o foes that reach you and try to🍨 take them

abou꧃t before it gets too crowded. After that, Emergency Evade to a sid🔯e and

try to line them all up, making it ea💯sier to take down only one at a time.

Gold Rank Not🀅es--Killing every enemy in the time limit can be very 

ann⛄🦋oying, so you'll need to work quick. Focus on one enemy at a time. If 

you focus on more, youﷺ risk getting hurt more, wasting time as you kee🔯p

trying to pull of Charg🧜ed Beat Attacks. Focus on lone enemies and you'll

finish before the time limit expires.

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Assassination Gig 04--Baseball Battle

Time Limit--None

Goal--Go on a batting killing spree!

Pay--$4,500 LBs per kill (Maximum of $40,500 LBs)

Gold Rank--Kill all 9 enemies

Remember the baseball thr🍨owing minigames during the Dr. Peace ༒level? This

assassination gig is ꦅthat exact same thing. You have three chances to kill

as many enemiꦰes as possible. The ball move 🃏pretty slowly in this one, so

the timing isn't too hard to get right. 

The strength put into the ball is based on tw⛎o factors--how fast you s🦄wing,

and your change from a high stancℱe to a low stance﷽. If you can swing hard

from high to low, you are ensure𝕴d a large amount of kills (usually 

resulting in all of the enemies getting killed i🍸n one go). If you only kꦑill

8 in the first or second balls, the last enemy can be hꦍard because the ball

is thrown from such a long distance. It'll෴ take about five fu💦ll seconds

before it reaches you, so be patient.

Go♓ld Rank Notes--I don't really ♏have any. All you need to do is kill all

nine💖 enemies. If you're having trouble smacking the ball hard enough,

ch♈ange how you hold the Wiimote. Swing hard, moving it from point upw✤ards

to pointing slantedಞ downwards a bit for best results.

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Free Fight Mission 02

Location--ꦯBaske𝓀tball Court in Northern Santa Destroy

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Enemies--10

Pay--$35,000 LBs

The mission starts with three grunts spawning just ahead of you😼. All three

of them are easy to take d✤own as none of them have weapons.🍬 Just play it

safe and Emergency Evade whene🐬ver you're afraid you wi🏅ll take damage. Never

can be too safe in these Free Fight missions.

Once the beginning trio is killed▨ off, five more enemie൲s will spawn, all 

of them wi🐼elding crowbars. Ru♊n away and focus on killing one at a time,

trying to Dark Step any combo that theꦡyꩲ unleash on you. All of them can

perform charged attacks--instant death iℱn these missions. Remember the 

time limit. Be quick, but don't rush it to the🦩 point where you will🌠 be 

killed.

After those five are dead, two final enemies wil🍸l drop down. One holds a

♏crowbar, the other a beam katana. Kill the crowbar wielder first before

taking on the man with the ♚beam katana. Attack him like you would al🎃l beam

katana wielding foes--block his combo attack and try 👍to Dark Step it, and 

avoid his charge attack. Cautiousness will ear꧟n you a victory here.

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Before paying off the eꦰntrance fee at the ATM, make sure you'ꦍve bought the

Tsubaki from Naomi and bo🃏ught both upgrades for 𒆙it. Once you pay off the

entrance fee and tal꧒k to Sylvia at the motel and you'll fi🎃nd out the next

ranked match is 🍌at Santa Destroy High School. It's located around the 

center of southern Santa Des🐽tro෴y, so head for the XIII on the map and get

ready to fight!

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~Santa Destroy High School~

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Several enemies wi🀅ll attack you as you set foot on the school grou𝔉nds. Head

left from the start. A trio of enemies will be wai෴ting for ♋you. They don't

put up much of a fight. You 𝓀should notice that the crowbar wielders have

really, really poor attack accuracy, so don't expe𝕴ct them to be much of a

threat. 

After killing them, return to the entrance of the school aꦯnd head off to 

the right to find a group of six more students. They ꦓwill all swarm you at

once, so try to hack and꧙ slash your way through them and hope that the

Death Blows coveꩲr a large enough range to take out several at once. Just to

the left of the group is a chest containing TRADING CARD 011. 🦩Once you've

disposed of all the enemies, the ! will appear leading into the s𒐪chool.

Once you enter yo🍎u will be attacked by two students, and in the middle of 

the fight a th👍ird will appear. Kill them all off, avoiding their axe 

swings, then head right in the hallway t🌠o find a ch♕est holding TRADING CARD

01🐻2. Now head left and down the hallway. As you turn the corner you wil🍌l

be ambushed by a dangerous enemy. Many students throughout the schဣool are

wielding planks of wood that have been lit on fire. If 🉐you're hit, Travis

will be lit on fire and will take ꦦdamage every few seconds. If you get lit

🌸on fire, search for a yellow arrow on the mini-map--those are fire

extingushers that will, well, do as the name says🌼.

In the middle of the next hallw🀅ay several more fire board students will

attack. On the right is a blocked off staircase, but yoღu can move behind it

to find a box containing health. Co♏ntinue down the h🧔allway, and around 

several more corners. A✅ student with a flaming board will appear ar♓ound

almost every corner. At ﷽the end of the second long hallway you𓂃 will

encounter two more students with flaming boards. Take𒁃 caution with them.

Once all of the enemies have been killed, 🦩the ! will appear. Enter it to

find a student setting off the fire alarms.

This will ma🔯ke the Beam Katana short-circuit, shocking Travis. You can't

attack, but🔯 at the least you can run💦 much faster. You need to dodge all of

the enemies' attacks. Weaving in𝓰 and out of them at 𒆙the speed you're 

running won't be much of a problem. At the end of the hall𒁃way will be 𝔍an

open door with electrical stations inside. Enter the !🤡 t✨o shut off the 

sprinklers. Recharge the Beam Katana and head back through th🔜e hallways,

this time getting revenge on those bastards and𒈔 killing them all. Luckily,

the wat💟er extinguished all of the students' fla🍎ming boards, so no need to

worry about catching on 🐎fire. Enter the ! at the end once everyone has bee﷽n

ki🔯lled (does no teacher care we'reꦗ killing their students?).

You'll enter the gym and you 🧸will have to fight your way through 15 

e🏅nemies,💛 all of them using a variety weapons including bare fists, axes, 

and crowbars. The first thirteen🌜 aren't too difficult, but th♍ey like to

spawn and attack in groups so you may take some da🌱mage thro༺ugh the fight.

after t🌸hey are dead, the final two will spawn. Surprise surprise, they💯're

beam katana wielders. Their charge attacks shoot balls🦩 of energy at you,

so make sure to evade it. D🌌ark Step them or just bash their head🍃s in (using

wrestling moves is also advised) to finish them off.⛄ 

The gym doors open when all 15 are killed. As soon as you leave the gym,&n♛bsp;

look to the left at the hallway intersect𒆙ion to find a chest containing

TRADING CARD 014. Continue down the💃 hallway to reach a s🔥taircase. Before

going up them, walk a🌳round the staircase to🎀 find a chest with TRADING CARD

013.𓃲 Now head up the ꩵstairs. Sylvia will call, and after the call continue

down the hallway. Break♛ open the chest for TRADING CARD 015, then turn the

corner and restor🧜e your health and battery power. Save the game, pick up

the Wrestling Mask, and begin the fight.

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Battle for Rank 8--Travis vs. Shinobu

This won't be an easy fi💝ght. It's claimed as one of the hardest fights in

the game b🎉y most people. Basically, there is no point where sh൲e is deeply

vulnerable to damage. Not to ꦓmention tha✤t Shinobu has a ton of attacks.

First she has several different combo attacks. Most of them just involve ꧂;

her swinging her katana wildly, and a few have herꦚ performing jumping 

slashes every fཧew swings. All of these can🧸 be blocked as long as you're

locked on to her. She i♋sn't vulne🐼rable after these attacks, so the most you

can do is attempt to Dark Step her here. She's vulnerable after her sing𒅌le

sword swing, though.

Next she will charge herself f♓or a brief moment before yelling "Sonic 

Sword", at which point you should Emergency Evad🍷e in any direction. She

shoots a small, fast moving ring at you that deals a lot🔴 of damage. Avoid

it by any means necessary.

Speaking of avoiding, that is a pain in the ass💙 throughout this fight. 

Those large pillars will constantly be getting in your wa𓆉y, and Emergency

Evading into one of t💦hem instantly breaks the lock-on to Shinobu. However,

you cꦅan use them to your advantage, too. Just keep a pillar between you and

Shinobu and the majority of her attacks👍 can't hit you.

Of c🎃ourse, she's quite agi꧂le as you will soon find out. She jumps off of 

walls constantly, changing positions in the room in📖 an instant (this also

breaks the lock-on toꦫ her). Keep moving the camera to find where she lands.

She can also sheathe her sword and attack. When she💛 does t⛎his, get close

to her. She will run forward and do a swing at🧔 you. When she's infront of

you, righ🦂t before she swings, ꦍhit right on the D-Pad. This is the easiest

Dark Step moment in the battle, and your first swing almost always dizzꦯieꦇs

her, so follow up with a wrestling move ✤(which takes out about 1/5th of her

health).

Shinobu will also do a forward f🉐lip (eh...I don't know gymnastics moves.

She flips✃ onto her hands and then flips to st✱and up again). In this combo

she will follow up by two 🐎sword swings, then a finalꦜ swing that's 

unblockable. Be careful.

Occasionally she will hold her katana infront of her face, blocking any of😼 

your attacks. W🍌hen she's doing this, a Charged Beat Attack wi𒁃ll stun her,

setting y🅺ou up for a wrestling m♛ove. Make use of it.

Fin✅ally, she will often pause and point her katana at you, taunting you by

sayingꦺ something. You can g🗹et several free hits on her at this moment, so

show her how stupid she is by doing so.

Once you've depleted half of her energy she wi꧂ll gain several new attacks.

The first is a more advanced version of the Sonic Sword. The animation&nbs♌p;

looks the same, but this time she will throw abཧout a🤡 dozen rings at you.

Us♑e the trick to keep a pillar between you and her to protect yourself. If

there is 🐭no nearby pillar, keep Emergency Evading to the left or right and

hope to avoid all of the rings. They🍬 do a ton of damage so you'll want to

avoid getting hit.

Her final attack, and by far the most de♚v෴istating, is awesome to see. She

will s💮tand still and charge for about a full second (a ton of re🔥d lines

will be absorbed, pret🍸ty easy to se⛎e). She will then run right at you. If

you see t🦩his, strafe to the left or circle around a pillar. If she connects

with her katana, you'll see a cutscene of her 🧸circling around ꦉyou, beating

the bloody crap out of Travis. If you aren't at full health, you are൲ dead.

Simple as that. You'll lose about 85% of your energy from thi🤡s attack, so

basic🐓ally if you've taken any damage from the fight this will result in a

one-hit-KO. Avoid it. Damn well avoid it.

Basically, the entire fight is merely hꦅitting 💖her a few times after she 

finishes an atta🍰ck. Of course, she often follows up her attacks with yet

another attack, making this difficult. Dark🐻 Step opportunities are few and

far between, so make the best of them, an🌄d always attack her while she's

taunting.

Bitteไr Advice--Almost everyo🌌ne has trouble with Shinobu on Bitter 

difficulty. There's an easy way to beat ♎her, though. Spa💙m the Tsubaki 

Mk-III's 🍃low charge attack. Charge it up and keep pressing the A button 

when you release to do three swin𒈔gs through the attack. Travis is 

invincible while ꧋doing this, and it does a lot of damage to Shinobu. 

Shinobu often has moments where she is merely pacing around the 🌄stage, 

taunting you, or preparing att🤡acks. Charge and unleash 🥂the attack then. 

About a dozen of these will end the battle. As long ꧅as you avoid ꦺthat ass-

ki♒cking near OHKO attack, it won't be extremely hard.

And if that's🔯 still a problem, then stop attacking her and learn her 

patterns. Every onℱe of her attacks is easily sidestepped. Attack when sꦜhe

lets her guard down, then hit down on the D-Pad to evade away from her, 𒅌;

then wait for another opening.

...in any case, once you do manage to beat🐼 Shinobu another healt💛h upgrade

is yours. Head back to the motel to save th😼e game.

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            &꧂nbsp;    &nbs🍸p;         ~7D.Rank 7-Destroyman~

Entrance Fee-$250,000 LBs

Quote-"Come and get some, ha ha ha!"

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Think your hot crap don't you now that you're on a roll♐ in rankings here.

Rank 8 is nothing to scoff at--seven more killers are abo🦹ve you. That

$250,000 LB fee is pretty big, but we're 🍸going to b𝕴e getting into some big

p✱aying assassination gigs. Leave the 𒀰motel when you're ready.

You have two new buildings accessabl♋e. Gold Town and Beef Head are open, as

well as a new part-t♌ime job. Head forꩲ Gold Town. It is located right behind

the Thunder Ryu Building. There's a 🐟parking lot right outside the Thunder

Ryu Building. Near ༺it is a grated fence the cr🍎eates a pathway to a small

alley with several shops. That's is Gold Town. All you can enter is the&nbs♎p;

bar. 

Inside you will find Lovikov, a drunken man who was clearly a fi𝔍ghter some

time ago. He'll shoo you off, saying that you should go find some Lo⭕vikov

Balls. Maybe we will! There are 49 Lovikov Balls scatter🅰ed all across 

Santa Destroy. By talking to the man, all of t💦heir locations will be marked

on your map by sꦬmall orange dots. For every seven you collect you can trade

them to Lovikov to learn a new skill. Look at the🌼 Santa Destroy Travel 

Guide ﷺsection toﷺ find Gold Town and the order I advise buying skills 

(althﷺough for your sanity, buy Memory of Child as soon as possible). Or,

look at the Lovikov Bal🌃l Locations section to find some balls without much

effort. Your call. You'll want to get all of these abiliಌties 🔥at some point,

however, because they are a🅘ll quite useful in their own way.

While🐬 we'🐭re here, stop inside Thunder Ryu's gym and do some training. 

Increase the Tsubaki's m♈aximum combo if you haveꦚn't already, your strength,

and your🦄 maximum vitality. Once that's all taken cജare of, head over to Beef

Head. It's marked on the map with a pair of horns. Bishop 🍎runs the stꦐore,

and he offers to 🌺sell you bootleg videos at ꧙a low price. Each video can be

watched with the TV in the motel. Watchi♔ng each video makes 🧸you learn a

wrestlingꦓ move, so I advise buy each video as they appear. New videos 

appear after 𒈔every other ranking match from here on, so check 🧸back often.

With out affairs tak൲en care of (sadly, no new Beam Katanas have been made

yet...), head on 🥃over to the Job Center. F🥀or the next job, I advise having

Memory of Child. Not a big deal if you don't, b꧂ut you can earn a lot more

money if you do.

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Side Job 3-Garbage Collection

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Pay--$1,000 LBs for each piece of trash

Gold Rank--Collect 25 pieces of trash

You'll be thrown out onto the streets of Santa Destroy, and there is a🅷 lot

of cans and other assorted trash to pick🌱 up. Obviously, if you have the

Memory of Child you can just run to each piece of trash, saving not onᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚly

time but a🌺llowing you to pick u🍃p nearly twice as much twice as you could

without the ability. 

You're not allowed to use the Schpeltiger here, but that won't be a&n♕bsp;

problem. Trash will be scattered all around the surroundin♈g area.⭕ Walk up

to a piece of trash and press the A button. When the camera focuses ♊on the

piece of trash, flick the Wiimote upwards to scoop it up. That's it. 𝄹There

isn't much comp👍licat𓄧ions here. Don't worry about running out of trash--it

infinite respawns. Use the three minutes to the fulles🅷t. Collecting at

lea🦄st f﷽ourty pieces of garbage is quite simple, so this side-job pays off

nicely.

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If you got𝄹 at least a Silver rank, two nꩵew Assassination Gigs will be

available for you. If y🐼ou got a Gold rank, then Free Fight mission 04 will

be availabl🌼e. Free Fight mission 03 becomes unlocked after you beat 

Shinobu, which you probably have done by now, eh?

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Assassination Gig 05--Pizza Butt Returns

Time Limit--1 Minute

Goal--Kill the CEO

Pay--$50,000 LBs

Gold Rank--Victory in 15 seconds or less

Everybo﷽dy 🌊in this mission is now holding a pistol. You aren't likely to

finish 🎐this quickly if yo🎉u try killing all of the CEO's guards, so rush

straight 🌱fo🦩r him instead and wail on him. Perform an Emergency Evade here

and there to a🐟void being hit by bullets, but other💯 than that there is 

nothing special about this mission.

Gold Rank Notes--Nothing else to say. R😼eally, just rush t🐼he CEO. Remember

that you can finish in,🐼 for example, 1ꦰ5.55 seconds and it will still be a

Gold Rank (so...technically you have 16 seconds to fin🌱ish the mission). Eh.

All the same, kill and make it quick!

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Assassination Gig 06--Sword Master

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Goal--Kill as many ♎as you ca𝄹n (15) within the time limit

Pay--$4,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $60,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Victory in 1 minute or less

You'll be fighting in the area you fought Shinobu, which may lead yo�😼�u to

think that this fight against fifteen enemies will be annoying🍌. Rest

assured, though, that there is a catch. See, all the enemies 🍨trigger a 

𓆏Death Blow after just one hit. I'm not sure why this is, but🅺 hey, makes the

mission really simple. Completion should be fairly easy froܫm there. 🔴Of

course, you're likely to🐲 get into weapon clashes with almost every axe

wielding foe, and that chews up some time. Two minutes is quite generous🍷,

though.

Gold Rank Notes--Finishing in under o🏅ne minute is insanely simple. It may

come down to a litt♛le 🔯bit of luck if you are constantly wasting time with

weapon clashes, but other t𝔍hen that simple one hit kills make finishing in

less than a minute a breeze. Or you can spam low�ꩵ� charge attacks if you

still can't finish in time. Those always work.

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Free Fight Mission 03

Location--Parking Garage adjac💙ent to the Job Ceꦺnter

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Enemies--10

Pay--$40,000 LBs

This Free Fight Mission is unlocked after defeating Shinobu.꧅ You face off

against teꦚn students right away. No more will (thꦆankfully) spawn. Eight of

them wield crowbars while the two in the bac𓆉k use beam katanas. From the

start, use a low charge attack a♛nd kill the first three enemies that rush

you. Afterwards, try🐟 and 💖attract the attention of only a few more. Strike

rapidly, and don't be afraid to🍷🐷 Emergency Evade whenever you think an enemy

is charging an attack (which, as🗹 usual, k🎶ills you).

You can probably finish this q🅺uite fast. Once you get down to the beam

katana foes, use a l𝕴ow charge attack on each of them to kill them quickly,

or at 🍬least weaken them and making a setup for a quick Death Blow. This

mission ꦜis only hard if you attract too mu🅺ch attention at once.

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Free Fight Mission 04

Location--Santa Destroy High School (center of 🍨southern Santa Destroy)

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Enemies--11

Pay--$40,000 LBs

This Free Fight Mission can be pretty eas�♊�y if you know what you're doing.

Start off by using low charged attacks to kill the 𒊎three students infront

of you. There's🅷 a fourth infront of the school entrance, so charge and 

walk into his range. Head down the left path to find a trio of ene🦄mies. 

Repeat the process of c♏harging, getting only one foes' attention, kill him,

and repeat for anothe🦄r foe. Pretty simple. On the right side of the school

will be four final ene๊mies. Two of them hold beam katanas, and🌃 a charge

attack will only knock off half of their health. Use Dark Steps if y🍷ou can

to safely kill both of them. T🦹he other t♔wo enemies near them are easy to

kill normally or with charge attacks.

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Once you have paid ofไf the entrance fee, return to the motel to fi𝐆nd where

the next fight has be🌃en set up. As you try and leave, you will pick up𒉰 a

letter telliဣng you to hea♋d for the subway station. It's located in 

southeastern Santa Destro🧜y. Head for the marked VII on the map a🐻nd prepare

to battle!

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~Rounding Body Press Station~

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As soon as you enter you can go through the ! to▨ the other si♈de of the 

gate, but before doin💟g so, grab the chest containing TRADING CARD 016. Head

down the stairs to the station platform. Again, before 𝓡entering the ! you

should☂ grab the chest containing TRADING C🐠ARD 017 nearby. A train will come

for you when you ente𒐪r the !. Don't think it'll be that ꦚeasy.

As the train moves to its d🌳estination you will need to fight through 

several cars of enemies. Each train car con🍬tains one to three enemies. The

door to the next car only opens once the enemies in the curr🐽ent car have

been killed. The fina🔯l railcar has three beam katana wielders. It can be

very annoying in tꦦhe cramped space, but that makes low charged attacks all

the better! Once you kill💙 them, the last car has the 💃! to take you off the

train. 

Before heading up the s𒊎tairs, turn aro🥃und and grab TRADING CARD 018 from a

chest. Now head up the stair꧅s and towards the !. Before entering, turn 

around to find another chest containing TRADING CARD 019 near the unusabl𓆉e

restrooms. Use the ! an🅷d head for the next ! 🏅to leave the station.

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~Bear Hug Film Studio~

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Interesting. In any case, follow the ▨path into the first film stud🔯io. You

will find the following fights🤪 quite irritating. These guys...wearing paper

𝓀bags on their heads...have annoying attacks when they swarm together on 

you. There are six enemies on the ground fl෴oor, all of them wielding stop

signs. Yeah. Try not to get too many of them 🥂attracted to you at one t💧ime.

That will spell quick disaster. Once you di♐spose of the first six, use the

staircases on the front🐼 or back ends of the room to reach the second floor.

Three pistol carrying enemies will be upꦺ here. Kill them and the door to

the next studio will open. 

In the brief moment you're outs🔴ide before entering the second🧔 studio, head

le♍ft to find TRADING CARD 020. Inside the second studi𝕴o, you'll find the

ground floor has three pistol users and three stop sign wielders in the&nbs♛p;

back. Rush in against the pis🌠tol users and ꧟try to finish them all off as

qu𓂃ickly as possiওble before you take too much damage against them. The

second floor contains six enemies (one on the staircase), half♈ of them

using pistols. When they d𓂃ie, three crowbar wielders ♈will spawn on the 

ground floor. After killing them you c✃an proceed on to the final s🐎tudio.

The bottom floor contains three beam kไatana wielders𒉰, while the top floor

only has two. Try luring them o﷽ut one at a time 𒉰and going nuts attacking

them. Shouldn't take too manﷺy hits to finish each off. Once they are all

dead, two final enemies wi🌃ll spawn on the first floor. One has a pistol,

the other a beꦺam katana. Standard fare a❀gainst these guys. Once they die,

Sylvia will call and th🦄e door to the boss fight 🦹will open. Get the 

Wrestling Mask, health and𝐆 batt▨ery restores, and save the game before

entering.

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Battle for Rank 7--Travis vs. Destroyman

Tr🌟avis you stupid idiot! Falling for old tricks like that...

💖Well, didn't cause you to l❀ose health or anything. In any case this will be

an easy fight. Why? Because like any anime villain,ඣ Destroyman feels

compelled to ye♉ll out the name of all of his attacks. What a 🎃fool. The

only attack that he doesn't call out is a combo of punches. You cꩵan more

th🎃an easily Dark Step this att♛ack and score almost a dozen hits on him, so

abuse that attack whenever possible.

The first of his ওattacks is Destroy POW.𒁃 He'll raise one of his fists into

the air, then pu🌌nches the ground, sending out a red shockwave. Back off to

avoid taking damage fr♕om the shock, then rush in and get in a few hits. You

can only get in a few before he jumps off.

Next is Destroy Cannonཧ. Destroyman will cup both of his hands at his hips,

a▨nd as soon as he finishes yelling he will shoot a fast moving ball of 

energy ✨at you. This attack is immensely powerful, so try not to get hit

by it. Simply Emergency Evade to the si♉de when he fires. He is al🐲so 

vulnerable to a 🍌few strikes after using 🎃this attack (and often gets dizzied

from it).

After that is Destroy B🌼eam. Destroyman will put his൩ hands on the sides of

his head and fires a long range yellow beam. It can be blocked by 🐻the Beam

Katana, so no n🌌eed to o🍌utrun it. Destroyman is rarely vulnerable after this

attack, but you can strike him during the 𓆏attack if you can Emergency Evade

behind him.

Finally there is Destroy Spark. ꦚHe will e𝐆xtend one of his hands and shoots

a short range flurry of sparks♐. Thꦗis won't hit you if you are a bit backed

up from Destr♍oyman. Best of all is that he is completely vulnerable 

during this attack, so take the time to wai🌞l on him.

Once you whittle down half of his healtﷺh, Destroyman will fly into the air

and several a🍬larms will come on. He is invincible while in the air, so

you'll need to make him fall. Along the walls of🐬 the room ♍are several

control panels, each marked 🦩with a flꩵashing yellow light. Lock-on to one 

and hit it several times to destroy it. There🐈 are three of them. Two of 

them merely drop𒅌 props while only one of them drops Destroyman. It is

random as to which does what, so destroy until he falls down.🧸 Keepꦓ moving

during this phase--Destr♓oyman will launch n🌼othing but Destroy Cannon's at

you, so avoid the fast moving energy balls.

After Destroyman gets back up, he'll start using🦄 his ultimate attack--

Destroy Buster. ꧙Or Crotch Cannon. You're choice as to whaꦛt you want to

think of it. He'll pose triumphantly as his..𝓡.cr🦂otch...glows blue, then

launches a huge laser. It can'🦩t be blocked so you'll need to outrun it.

Keep strafing either left🎶 or right and you can outrun it. If you hit the

wall, Emergency Evade left and right constantly to remain𓆉 invincible until

the attack ends. After he stops, Destroyman will laugh at ꩵhow pathetic you

are, allowing for a ton of free hits.

That'🐠s how the battle goes. Wait for🅰 him to yell an attack, dodge it, then

wail on him. See? Nothing too hard aboutܫ this fight. Just don't get hit by

too✅ many attacks, and watch your feet. Filming equipment is strewn across

the floor and can hamper your movement if you aren't paying attent📖i💎on.

Also, Destroyman occasionally gua🃏rds himselfꦿ by holding both of his arms

infront of hi✅s face. Use a Charged Beat Attack here to sꦅtun him and pull

off a wrestling move. W🗹restling moves don't deal too much damage to 

Destroyman, but they still do a decent amount, so🌃 use them whenever 

possible to end the fight quicker.

Af💖ter you win, pick up your vi♔tality increase and get out of here.

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    🔴;                    ~7E.Rank 6-Holly Summers~

Entrance Fee-$300,000 LBs

Quote-"Still, just a bud."

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Save the game and listen to your congra💞tula🌊tory message. You'll need to pay

$300,000 🎃LBs this time, but if you have don🔯e every side-job and 

Assassination Gig at least once t🐻o try them all out, you may 🐲already have

enough cash to move on. But what's the rush? You'🧜ll be needing a lo🦋t of

money soon, ༺so you may as well rake in some more. A new wrest🍒ling video is

available at Beef Head for $14,800 LBs ♏if you're interested. Still now new

Beam Katanas are availab🐟le, so head on over to the Job Centeඣr.

And be sure to stop by Thuꦜnder Ryu's Gym at some point and train some more.

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Side Job 4--Gas Stand

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Pay--$2000 LBs per car filled up

Gold Rank--15 cars filled

This is an extremely simple minigame. 💫Travis won't need tꦓo be moving 

anywh🅠ere as he fills up cars with gasoline. Basically, cars will drive up

to you one by one. Once they stop, hold the B button to pump g♚as into the

car, paying attention to the meter on the right si📖de of the screen. You

want to stop when the lights reach the🍌 yellow arrow꧙ near the top of the

ꦉmeter. You can go over and still succeed, but if you let go too earl꧃y or

hold it so long all🧸 the lights fill up, the car won't count.

This isn't a very good side-job to earn ♛cash, sadly. Earni🐬ng between 20 to

25 cars isn't a huge challenge, but that pay isn't very much. Have fun&nb🤪sp;

holding the B button down in the only side-♛job𓆉 that requires this little

amount of thought.

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Getting a Silver rank unlocks Assassin💖ation Gigs 7, 8, and 9. Getting a

Gold rank will also unlock Free Fight Mission ꦇ5. All of these gigs are

quite fun and easy, and pay very well. Same with the Free Fight mis🎃sion,

except that's actually challenging.

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Assassination Gig 07--Death Match 100

Time Limit--5 Minutes

Goal--Kill all 100 enemies

Pay--$90,000 LBs

Gold Rank--Victory

Damn this is a crazy battle. You will fight in one of the fi🍸lming studios,

so watch out for the pillars while you fight. Yo๊u will fight a total of,

obviously, one hundred enemies🥀. The catch here is that just like the 

pr♉evious assassination gig, everyone triggers a Death Blow on one strike.

You will geꦰt into a lot of weapon clashes, that's for sure. A variety of

weapons are used, i🎐ncluding axes, stop signs, regular hand combat, and

beam katanas. Focus on beamᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚ katana wielders first because they can hurt you

while you try killing foes. Really, just keep 💎ꦰthe Z button held down and

slash away. Try not to get too blinded by the sh🌄ower of blood that will

constantly be covering the screen.

Gold Rank Note🅷s--As far as I can tell, you♛ get a Gold rank regardless of 

the time taken to finish. So, uh😼, just beat the mission. It can🔯 easily be

done in four minutes due to how much the enemies love🍒 to group together.

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Assassination Gig 08--Baseball Battle Round 2

Time Limit--None

Goal--Go on a batting killing spree!

Pay--$5,500 LBs per kill (Maximum of $49,500 LBs)

Gold Rank--Kill all nine enemies

Reme🦂mber the previous batting gig? This one is exactly the same. The only

difference here is that you will be paid a bit more, as 𝔉well as the bal꧂ls

thrown will be much faster. The first൲ ball may take you by surprise, b𓄧ut

the timing isn't terribly difficult to learn once y✨ou see it. Swing hard 

and kill all ꧑nine enemies for the best payout. If you ♓don't, well, at least

you'll earn something.

Gold Rank Notes--꧙Kill everyone. This may take a few t🃏ries based on how good

your timing is. If you🐻 have ♋superb timing, this will be fairly simple for 

you. Otherwไise, just try to swing a bit harder to hit those last few

enemies. Nothing much to say here.

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Assassination Gig 09--Dark Side Battle

Time Limit--1 Minute 30 seconds

Goal--Kill all enemies within the time limit

Pay--$3,000 LBs per kill

Gold Rank--Kill at least 20 enemies

Damn. Thi🦩s is one fun fight. Cranberry Chocolate Sundae will🌠 be activated

for the entire fight, so you're going on𒅌 one invincible k🌠illing spree. If

you've never activated Cranberry Choclate♏ Sundae be🍨fore, basically it's 

Travis's coolest looking Da🌌rk Side move. Move towards an enemy and the

screen will freeze with a button above Travis's head. Press it tꦆo kill the

foe. Press 🌠the wrong button and Travis will waste a few seconds taunting.

Keep doing that until time runs♛ out. The enemies infinitely re🍷spawn, so go

nuts killing everyone in a fashionable style.

Gold Rank Notes--Nothing morꦺe to say her🐓e. This is a very easy mission, and

the most fun, so you'll likely Gold rank it on your first try. If y𒊎ou 

don't, you probably wasting too much time taunting. Take your time pressinꦕg

the buttons. 20 enemies is pretty easy to reach.

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Free Fight Mission 05

🃏Location--Northwest corner of northern Santa Destroy

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Enemies--12

Pay--$50,000 LBs

This is an insanely ꧋hard fight. All of the enemies are spread out, 

fortunately, but if you attr💜act the at🍃tention of more than one you are 

likely going 🌺to be hit. One will rush you𓆏 right from the start. Kill him

quickly. To the left is a beamꦰ katana wielding foe, so take caution around

him. Half a 🐼dozen foes are in the center of the ♊lot, and getting only one

foe's at💦tention at a time works best ♔here. You don't have much time, so 

you'll need to get their atte🍎ntion quick and beat them up.

Continue doing this and fight your way through the center of🍃 the truck lot.

Once you've cꦐleared the center of enemies, you can find a𒀰 few more, 

including more beam katana wield꧋ing foes, on the right. Exercise caution

with these guy༺s and take them out slowly. Dark St📖eps will easily take down

th⛎eir low vitality. Take 🌞your time through this battle, fight one at a 

time, and spam low charge attacks when necessary🔥 to prevail.

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Onc𒆙e you have earned enough cash, desposit it at the ATM andജ head back to

the motel. Th♔e next𒉰 ranked fight is on Body Slam Beach, so head for the VI

and get ready to fight!

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~Body Slam Beach~

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T🎉his will be a long and annoying level right to the boss. This entire 

fir🅠st area cons🎃ists of about a dozen enemies popping out of the ground in

various areas of this part ♛of the beach. Most 🔥of them are carrying pistols,

while the rest will use han🍷d combat. Try to take on enemies one at a time,

mainly the pistol users, but you'll find that pretty ha♊rd. Once you kill

all of the foes, two more will appear. One has an axe, the other ᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚa beam

katana. Kill them off and the🦄 nearby 🏅electric fence will become disabled.

Befor☂e you destroy it from a few slashes, grab TRADING CARD 021 and $1000

LBs from the chests at the far end of the beach.

In the second ꧋area you wil🌱l need to fight off another dozen or so enemies.

All of them are holding axes, so don't worry about gun users. N⛦ear the 💮blue

crate is a chest c♓ontaining TRADING CARD 022, and on the near the🐓 pink 

box is a chest holding $1000 LBs. Once you kill all of the enemies, thre♕e

pisto♍l users will drop from the helicopter above. You will be fighting on

darkened sand--these are minefields. On the 🔯mi𝐆ni-map you will see a ton of

yellow dots representing land mines. Step on one and you will take damageꦓ.

Avoid them as you kill the trio of foes to deactivate the💮 electric fence.

Break it to move on.

All of the enemies in the third section have machine guns that fire a⛦ ton 

of bullets at you. You can block them, but it drains the e🍬lectricity 

insa🌳nely fast. Emergency Evade to get out of the way, then rush at each

e🌼nemy. The majority o♔f them spawn only one at a time, so this shouldn't be

♎a huge🔴 problem. After killing them all, three more enemies will drop down.

One uses a machine gun a🐲nd the otheꦕrs use regular pistols. Nothing new

here. Before taking doꦜwn the fence, grab TRADIܫNG CARD 023 from the nearby

chest. 

In the next area you will figh🉐t across two large m𒁃inefields. Grab the chest

with $1000 LBs, then attack the beam katana wielder. Three enemi🌄es drop

down, one of them a pistol ᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚuser and the others machine gunners. Grab the

second chest with TR🐬ADING CARD 024 inside, then break through the fence.

Sylvia will call in the final area, so just keep walking througꦗh the maze

of barriers and 🃏up the stairs. Head past the bathroom to find a wooden

▨staircase leading to the outlook spot on the cabana. Find TRADING CAR𓆉D 025

up here, then save, heal👍✱ up, pick up the Wrestling Mask, and enter the 

boss fight when ready.

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Battle for Rank 6--Travis vs. Holly Summers

This is one🐟 of the more✅ irritating boss fights in the game. First of all,

there are a ton of holes in the ground over the beach. You're likely 𒁏to

fall in 𒐪one near thꦿe beginning of the fight. Whenever you fall in one, save

for the first time since t🍌hat triggers a cutscene, you will either need t🐓o

mash the A button, shake the Wiimote, or the Nunไchuk to✨ escape. The 

Nunchuk has horrible motion sensing so if you're forced to escape usin🧜g

that you probably🥃 will end up failing🔜 and taking damage.

There's a trick, though. If you swing the Beam Katana, aಌny nearby holes&n🌳bsp;

will be revealed. Swing like crazy if you want to to re🃏veal 🐻all of the

holes. One of the easier atta🐟cks she ಞuses that can be avoided is where she

throws a bunch of kniv🐻es. As long as you're locked on this will be&nbsꦇp;

blocked. She's vulnerabl😼e for a bit after she uses this.

Next is꧑ where she shoots a dozen or so homing missiles at you. She's 

vulnerable the entire duration of the attack, but good luc💝k꧒ getting in a 

hit🍎 without taking massive damage yourself. To avoid this, either fall into

a hole😼 or walk a distance back, Emergency Evade to the left or right, then

rush at Holly to get som strikes in.

The next attack is just a basic swing of her shovel. After sh꧋e s𝄹wings, hit

her a few times.

Next, Holl🌸y will often throw a grenade at her feet. Back off so the splash

damage doesn't hit yoꦓu.♔ She uses these to jump all around the battlefield,

so keep an eye on her where she lands. She will block your attacks whenꩵ she

lands,ꦿ but a Charged Beat Attack stuns her here. When she blocks herself

with her shovel you can also score a Cha♔rged Beat Attack to set her up for

a wrestling move. Use them whenever possible.

Holly can also kick sand at your face at close range. She'll yell "Huurg🍎h,

ahh!" before doing so, so Emergency Evade ba♉ckwards to𒊎 avoid it. She 

♎follows up her kick with another attack, so don't go in swinging. Holly 

also runs aroun🌺d the field and covers the holes with sand. While she's

doing this, you can strike h𝓡🧜er (just stop locking on so you can run fast

enough to catch up). If you hit her be💝fore she kicks the sand, the trap

will remain visible. If she𓆉 does kick sand over it, the trap willꦺ look like

a👍 ❀dark brown path of sand, so you can still tell where it is.

Once she 🐬has lost half of her health, she gains a new attack. She will&n൩bsp;

jump onto a rock at the far end of the beach 🎐and throws dozens of grenades

and homing missiles at you. This deals a ton of d🍌amage, and can be hard to

avoid. ⛦Fortunately, you ca🥃n cheaply avoid all of this by falling into a 

hole. Once Holly jumps off her rock, 🐓Trꦗavis climbs out of the hole without

needing to push any buttons. Quite convenient.

The fight mainly works just like that. Wait for her to unleash an at🧸tack,

then rush in. It'💙s those damn holes that will irritate you. Well, after the

fight, pick up your vitality upgrade, grab the US Military Secret, tಌhen

dump✤ Holly's body into the hole and head back to the ꧋motel to save.

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                💮          ~7F.Rank 5-Letz Shake~

Entrance Fee-$350,000 LBs

Quote-"Nya ha ha ha ha!"

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The ent🥀rance fee increases in cost, but you probably alread📖y have that

amount of📖 cash, or at least ar🥀e close to it. First off, you will want to

head to Thunder Ryu's G♔ym to upgrade 🌼strength and vitality. Afterwards,

head over to Naomi's Lab and deliver the US Milita♏ry🌱 Secret. She will use 

it to build a new Beam 𒁃Katana, but she wo﷽n't be finished for a while, so

let's do some killing.

Before that, though, I advise getting some Lovi𒈔kov Balls and new abili🐎ties

before✤ he𒀰ading on over to the Job Center for the new side-job.

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Side Job 5--Mine Sweeping

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Pay--$2000 LBs for each mine removed

Gold Rank--10 mines cleared

This mission is irritating as hell. You will slowly walk with 😼🍷the metal 

detector, and you need to find the landmines in the grounꦦd. When the 

detector is beeping, it's a sign that you are close😼 to a mine. Walk slowly

forward, panning left and right. If you s💖ee the A button flas🍰h above 

Travis's head, press it to destroy the mine. If the 💖beeping stops, turn

around and walk bac𒆙k until the 🌠beeping continues, then spin in place to

find the mine 𝓀or a spot where the beeping gets𒅌 a bit faster.

I c꧋an't really say much more about this stupi💃d game. It took me over an 

🌠hour to get a Gold rank. A word of advice--all of the mines spawn near your

starting location. Don't go wondering too far or you'🧜ll 🗹find nothing and

end up wasting time. Also, yo🎃u can walk onto the mines themselves.๊ They

🅘will explode and count forဣ the total, but if you get hit several times then

the game is over. Try to not do that.🍒 Also,✃ after destroying a mine, often

you c🍸an find another mine nearby. Keep the sweeper on the dest💎royed mine 

and pauꩲse to see if you can hear some beeping. Most of the time this will

happen, but occasionally it won't. This game boꦐils down to luck if you can

or can't find any mines.

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Getting a♋ Silver Rank will unlock Assassination Gigs 10 and 11. Getting a

Gold rank will also unlock Free Fight Mission 6. Good luck with all🌸 of 

them!

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Assassination Gig 10--Tiger Hall

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Goa🎃l--Kill all the enemies (21ꩲ) within the time limit

Pay--$3,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $63,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Defeat all enemies

Th🐻is mission has a variety of ene🤡mies that will attack you on Body Slam

Beach. There aren't many to start with, but as you progress up t꧅he beach

you will find that a loℱt of enemies will spawn from under the sands. For

the majority of the mission you will be surrounded by two or three en🐈emies.

The majority of them will be using axes, but a feꦉw carry pistols⛎. Watch out

for those enemies.

Towards the end of the le♏vel you will face off against enemies with ma🔴chine

guns. Emergency Evade out of their way a🧜nd rush up to them. Finish the

mission as quickly as you can.

Gold Rank Notes--Getting a ౠGold rank here is fairly simple. Just kill all

21 foes. You're probably going to wantඣ to do that anyways because that's

how ꧟you get maximum pay, so, yeah. Pretty simple. Just try to avoid wasting

a ton of time with weapon clashes and bloc𒉰king ⛄machine gun hits. That 

really wastes time.

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Assassination Gig 11--Pizza Butt: The Finale

Time Limit--1 Minute

Goal--Kill the CEO

Pay--$75,000 LBs

Gold Rank--Victory in less then 15 seconds

This mission is simply im𝄹possible without the Tsubaki Mk-III and its

Energy Saver. If you get a💦nywhere past the starting point 𒈔of the level, 

🍃nearly a dozen guards (who I believe respawn from what I can tell), all

holding beam katanas, rush you. Wiꦓth the fully🧜 upgraded Tsubaki Mk-III, a

low charge will kill almost everyone in the room, includ🤪ing th෴e CEO. 

Without this♌ I am incapable of even completing the mission at all. If you

can do it 𓂃without the Tsubaki Mk-III, best to you.

Go🌌ld Rank Notes--Well, like I advised,💦 just spam the Tsubaki Mk-III's low 

charge attack for a quick and effective victory. Just try to minim𓂃ize how 

many guards are attacking you. I hate beam katana wi💃elders as much as I 

know you do.

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Free Fight Mission 06

Location--Northwest corne🧜r of northern Santa Destroy (same as༒ Free Fight 1)

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Enemies--8

Pay--$50,000 LBs

At the beginning there will be thr🦂ee basic enemies that aren't very hard

to kill off safely. Once they have been killed off, the s𒁃econd gro꧂up of

enemies will drop down. These guys all have crowbars, so watch out fo🅺r💯 

their charged attacks.🐻 They don't use them very often, but nonetheless you

should single them out to avoid getting hit from behi💫nd.

The final two enemies appear at the back of the lot. One has 🌞a pistol, the

other a beam katana. Take on only oﷺne at a time. There's no w𓄧ay you can

avoid damage from both of them if bot♉h are attacking you at once. Try to

take down the pistol first. Dark Step or Emergency Evade around him, th꧋en

strike him down. Do so quickly before he has a chance to shoot y𒈔ou.

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Once you have accumulated enough fund🐟s, make a deposit at the ATM the🐲n head

to the motel to find out where you're headed. Save the game, then leav𝓀e and

movꦆe for the V on the map. O𒁃r, just follow the trails of blood on the road.

Creepy.

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~Atomic Drop Ward~

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As soon as you land in the tunnel, tur𓆏n around to find TRADING C🦩ARD 026.

Run down the stairs, and at the bottom turn around to finꦆd TRADIN꧅G CARD 027

and 028. Hmm. Somꩵething's not right. Those thugs ahead of us are...running

away? Keep walking ꦰdown the tunnel and you'll see a mysterious tall 🅘man 

sh♉rouded by the darkness. You can lock-on to him, and he has the health bar

of a boss. Hmmm? Sadly, he runs ouꦕt of your reach every time you get close

to him.

Keep running down ✨the hallway and kill off any foes you encounter💯. Or just

ignore them. I꧟t actually makes no difference. Damn, this boss better be

awesome for setting up an a⛎wfully long and boring tunnel. You'll eve𒁏ntually

🍨see🅠 a small red light at the end of the tunnel. That's actually the ! 

leading to theꦕ boss. You're getting closer! Near the end Sylvia will 🍌call

you for the usual pre-battle pre♑p talk. You will come up to TRADING CARD 

029 in the middle of the hallway right b💎efore Sylvia calls you (it's

impossible to miss). 

Pick up the health and batter♔y restores, save the game, and collect TRADING

CARD 030 right⭕ before facin♌g the boss. Good luck! Hahaha...

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Battle for Rank 5--Travis vs. Letz Shake

I'm going to be quite blunt--you have little to no chance of victory. Seꦆe,

that's an earthquake gen🧸er꧙ator there. In 20 seconds it will set off a 

gro🌠und shat💟tering earthquake and send you straight to hell. Yeah. And the

deathꦺ cutscene is really bloody and cool looking. You'll probably be seeing

it a lot from all the restarts. Yeah, good luck!

For your efforts you get a giant wad of nothing! That's right, fo💙lks! For

this impos🎃sibly hard boss you get a m🐽easely sum of cash! No health, no

badass katanas, nothing! Yay!

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          ෴𒊎;      ~7G.Rank 4-Harvey Moseiwitsch Volodarskii~

Entrance Fee-$400,000 LBs

Quote-"Let's see what you're made of, cunt boy!"

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Your first order of business is to head on over to N🐎ao🐽mi's Lab and purchase

🍸the Tsubaki Mk-II for $148,000 LBs. The price is big, but the results are

going༒ to be amazing when you see it. Leave and re-enter the lab so you can

purchase Power☂ Up-II for $29,800 LBs and Energy Saving-II for $49,800 LBs.

Not too bad compared to the c🍸ost of the ka🍰tana itself. But now you've got

a souped up badass꧟ killing machine, so time to have fun, right?

Wrong! Gotta head to t🃏he Job Center and do that new part-time job. Do🍰n't

worry, it's easier than the🌌 last job. Sorta. To an extent. Yeah. And don't

forget🌱 to head to Thunder Ryu's Gym to upgrade the comb🃏o of the new Beam

Katana, as well as your strength and vitalitﷺy. The next video from Beef

Head is also available. Buy it if you want to.

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Side Job 6--Graffiti Cleaning

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Pay--$2000 LBs for each graffiti cleaned (Maximum of $20,0🍎00 LBs)

Gold Rank--10 graffitis cleaned

Yeah, that's right. This is the worst paying sid💞e-job in꧃ the game. Also,

to earn a Go𝕴l🐻d rank, you MUST have the Memory of Child in order to run to

each destination. Bascially, ten walls in Santa 🍌Destro🔥y have been covered

with graffiti and you need to clean them up. All🐽 o💟f the spots are marked on

you♔r mini-map with a yellow dot. Two are close to you at the start, so

begin with those.

From there, just move from dot to dot. Regardless of the order you ♕choose,

if you have t🅠he Memory of Child you should be able to clear all ten within

the time limit. If you can't, pick aℱ different order by starting 🌱with the

ones closest to you and branching out. 

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Getting a Silver rank here will unlock A🍃ssassination Gigs 12൩, 13, and 14.

Getting a Gold rank also unlo🦩cks Free Fight Mission 7.

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Assassination Gig 12--Pro-Wrestling Contest

Time Limit--2 Minutes 30 Seconds

Goal--Kill only using wrestling moves

Pay--$5,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $75,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Defeat all enemies

Good paying🍨 mission and not too difficult of one. All of the enemies are

wielding a variety of we𝔉apons, but since all you can do is kick, it isn't

much of a concern. The first group of enemies do𓃲n't wield weapons, so kick

them without fear of retaliation൲. The ༒second group of five enemies do have

weapons, though, a💖s well as two pistol users mixed in the bunch. Wait for

the pistol users to shoot, then run to them as they run away from you ♉and

perform the Charged Beat Attack to perform ꧑a wrestling move.

The final gro🌠up of five has a machine gunner at the very back. Save h🐼im

for last and lure the first four alone. A few more 𓃲Charged Beat Attacks

will end this mission.

Gold Rank Notes--2:30 seems like a lot of t༺ime, but since wrestling moves

don't s𝔍t🍨op the clock, you will need to work quickly. Try to avoid getting

hit as you use Charged Beat Attacks. Kill quickly to finish in tꦡime. 

Witho♊ut much effort I can easily finish w꧒ith 30 seconds left, and that was

with ﷽luring many enemies at me at once. Even 🍸if you don't do that you 

should still finish fast.

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Assassination Gig 13--Underground

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Goal--Kill all ♛the enemies (10) within the time limit

Pay--$5,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $50,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Defeat alꦚl enemies within one minute and thirty seconds

Another extremely easy 𝓀mission, but the reward shows. I🦂t's not that good.

you will fight on the subway trai🙈n in this missi✅on. There are one to three

enemies per car, and the door to the next 🍬car won't open until all the

enemies in the current car have been killed. Nothin👍g tri𝔍cky about this

✨mission, especially if you have upgraded Beam Katanas.

Gold Rank Notes--Nothing special. Just beat♏ the crap out of eacꦍh enemy. 

There's onওly ten and defeating them all quickly is a 🔜sinch.

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Assassination Gig 14--Baseball Battle Round 3

Time Limit--None

Goal--Go on a batting killing spree!

Pay--$7,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $63,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Defeat all enemies

The fiᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚnal baseball match. These nine foes aꦜre all ready to die in the name

of ♓baseball. Well, as you may guess from the previous round, theౠ ball is

thrown💎 extremely fast. ༒The timing for it is quite wonky, and if the ball

gets thrown from far 🍃away then you l🎐ikely aren't going to have the 

reaction time ܫto even hit the ball. Swing hard and don't be patient. 

Hesitation will result in a miss.

Gold Rank Notes--Kil🦩l everyone. Easier said then done. It's best to kilꦅl

all of them in one go 🌼instead of killing a few and ha🦋ving the ball be

thrown from far away. Not cool. It makes hitting it, and therefore𓃲 Gold

ranking the ༒mission, much hard. So with that said, just kill them all with

one ball if you can.

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Free Fight Mission 07

Location--Body Slam Beach

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Enemies--10

Pay--$60,000 LBs

The first trio of enemies in this mission are easy to𒐪 dispatch of, and they

don't attack you until you come very close to you.🦄 The fourth wields a g💎un,

and if you can't kill him before he𝄹 rไuns away near other foes then you have

no chance of finishing this mission before getting hit✨. 

Infact, the remaini🧸ng groups of ene♛mies that spawn are like this. The foe

on the 💯left wield🌃s a stop sign, and the one on the right has a pistol. You

will need tꦰo work very carefully through this Free Fight mಞission. You have

a huge three minutes to get through it, so tꩲhere's nothing wrong about 

taking your time.

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Once you have eওnough money to pay off the entrance fee, do🐎 so and return to

the motel. When you leave you will recieve a ticket for a show, pre♛sumably

with the assassin i🎃n it? Head for the IV and prepareꦫ to fight.

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~Rounding Body Press Station~

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Several en💎emies will attack you around♒ the corner. Defeat them and the

🦩pistol user, then walk over to the bathrooms to c🐻ollect TRADING CARD 031.

With that, head downstairs onto the platform. Thirteen enemies are ꧋on the

platform,✱ but they all appear in groups of two down the line. The end of

the platform holds TRADING CA🍸RD 032, as well as to beam katana wielders.

Exercise caution when near them.

With everyone killed, head into the ! to boar🤪d a train. You'll be asked to

detatch the Nunchuk from the Wiimote. You'll see why.♉ Travis is꧑ going to

play a video game while he's slee𓆉ping. 📖Or rather, you'll be playing it.

Pure W🔯hite Giant Glastonbury is a quirky litt꧅le game where you're some mech

robot shooting d꧟own.♋..uh...let's say they're alien ships. Yeah. That works.

Hold the 1 but🤡ton to shoot enemies and the 2 button to swing the sword. The

sword has short range, but swing🔯ing it will destroy enemy projectiles. 

De🍷stroyed enemy projectiles fills up the Special meterꦯ on the side of the

screen. When filled, press the🐈 A button to unleash an ass-kicking attack

on all the foes on screen, as well as destroying a𒉰ll current projectiles 

on the screen. Cool.

Defeating enemies with that can also make🍃 them d🍸rop weapon upgrades that

include scatter shots. If you die, press the 1 button to cont♕inue. You have

infinite continues, so no worries. T🌠he boss at the end can'ꦐt be killed with

the uber-attack, and he has a health bar (as weꩲll as a time limit, but t🦹hat

isn't m𒁃uch of a problem). Just keep shooting and using your special attack

to ღget rid of all the projectiles, allowing🐟 for easy shooting. Once he dies

you can enter your score into the list of high score. Yay🙈!

You'll get off the train after attaching the Nunchuk ꦉagain. When y♛ou leave

the train, tu𒀰rn around and run to the end of the station to findღ TRADING

CARD 033. Sylvia will call as you approach the exit. After heaಌdinꦬg upstairs

you can grab TRAD🧔ING CARD 034 AND 035 right next to eachotheಌr. Save the

game, pick up the Wrestling💧 Maඣsk, and get ready to fight.

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Battle for Rank 4--Travis vs. Harvey Moseiwitsch Volod༺arsk🐎ii

Harvey is an irrit🐲ating boss, but nonetheless an easy one until midway

through the fight. His first attack is shouting "Chec♒k it out!", where he

snaps his 𓄧fingers and shoots several doves at you. They don't fly at you

unti🎐l they materialize,🐠 but nonetheless you need to strafe left or right

to easiℱly avoid them. Harvey's vulnerable after you dodge the♕m.

Next he ca🦋n say "It's magic!" before teleporting around the stage. Look

around 🌼you so you can lock back on to him. It won't do any damage, but it

will get annoying when he uses it several times inꩵ su🌊ccession.

Harvey most damaging attac💃k is where he charges for a second while&n🍬bsp;

la☂ughing to himself, then extending his arms ♍and whirling towards you like

a cyclone. If he does this, l🌺et go of your lock-on and run away in the 

opposite direction. Harvey covers about half the stage's distaꩵnce with this

attack, so if you run away y𝓡ou should be safe. It does a lot ofꦆ damage, so

be sure ⛄to react fast🥃 enough while he prepares the attack. He's vulnerable

when he finishes, and often he ge🐷ts stunned from your hits when you attack.

Perform wrestling moves, naturally.

Harvey also has four basic slashes, just like most bos🦹ses. Dark Step him 

and attack with no sympathy.

He gets two new attacks after you've 🌳drained half of his health. First, he

will mutter "W♏elcome to the nightmare..." which wi🎉ll flip the screen

upsidedo🌱wn. Harvey is completely vulnerable as soon as the screen flips,

so strike him🎃 hard. Harvey will occasionally use this move several times in

a row, and that's basically giving you a🌄 ton of free hits because he'll

practically be constantly vulnerable.

His final new attack, and ꦰthe worst, is when he says "Music, begin!". A

spotlig🌌ht will follow yꦫou around the stage and you'll need to avoid it. If

it catches you, Travis will be plꦇaced inside a box. You will need to shake

either the W🗹iimote or the Nunchuk violently to escape. If you don't do it

enough, you're d🧸ead. End of story. You die. And there will be blo✅od. Woo.

Shakingꦜ the Wiimote is easy, but the🌞 Nunchuk can occasionally be

unresponsive.🐷 Just shake it left and right to the point where you cꦦan feel

the motion detector hitting the walls with your hand. That'll be enough 🍌to

escape. 

In any case, that's all his attacks. It's a 🏅pr༒etty easy fight to be 

honest, and as long as you can avoid that death box you🐟 should have no

problem g🦹etting thro꧒ugh in a hurry. No vitality increase here either once

you win, sorry. 

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   🧸;                      ~7H.Rank 3-Speed Buster~

Entrance Fee-$450,000 LBs

Quote-"Fuck you, ya little prick!"

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Head to Thunder Ry🌺u's Gym to upgrade strength 🐻and vitality, then go to the

Job Center. Yeah, nothing really new here🦋 in the city. But hey, new side-

jꦚob! Also, the final vi▨deo at Beef Head is available. Get it whenever you

feel like.

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Side Job 7--Meow Meow

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Pay--$3000 LBs for each cat picked up

Gold Rank--10 cats picked up

This side-job takes place i🐻n a small neighborhood 🧜in Santa Destroy. A bunch

of cats have escaped an⛦d you need to rescue as🌠 many of them as you can in

thဣe time limit. The cats are marked with white✨ faces on the mini-map, so

run towards those. When you reꦗach𝄹 a cat (all of them are white, so they

stand out on the grass but can be difficu♕lt to see on t🧜he sidewalks), press

the A button to lean near it.

You𝔉'll need ☂to wave the Foxtail grass several times to distract the cat.

Shake it following the arrow prompts t🔜he game gives. You'll need to 🍒go

through one to t⛄en arrows to distract the cat. Once you have doꦕne it 

enough, a button wil﷽l appear above the cat. Press it to pick it up. If you

press the wrong button or wait too long the ca⛄t will ru🔜n away.

T🌞he cats infinitely respawn, so have fun with this cute minigame. It's not

too challenging and the pay is decent.

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Getting a Silver rank will unlock Assassination Gigs 15 and 🐬16. Getting a

Gold rank also unlocks Free Fight Mission 08.

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Assassination Gig 15--Extreme Fight

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Goal--Kill all of the enemies (10) with a special con🅷dition

Pay--$7,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $70,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Defeat all enemies within 1:30

This is exactly the sam꧋e as the Underground gig, except for one catch--t🎃he

screen will be upsidedown. Since the b๊at🍸tle is across several train cars,

there's not much reason to need to turn left orꦍ right. The enemies are

in🐟sanely quick to kill witꦇh an upgraded katana, and there's only ten of

them, making this gig a complete joke. The only hard enem🥀y is the beam

katana wie✃lder at the end, but even he goes down quickly to a few swings.

Go♍ld Rank Notes--This shouldn't even take more then a minute to co꧑mplete.

Even if it does, you'd need to sc𒈔rew around for a long time in order 🍌to

waste o💟ver 90 seconds on ﷺthis mission. Simply kill them all quickly.

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Assassination Gig 16--Armed Hoods

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Goal--Kill all of the enemies (12) within the time l🌠imit

Pay--$7,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $84,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Defeat all enemies within two minutes

Another simple mission, also taking place on the ꦐsubwa⛎y. There's another

set of ten enemies here, and killing them all is little challenge.♔ There's

some variety, though. Half of them 🌃ar💜e holding axes or using brawling

combat teജchniques while everyone ꦆelse is using pistols or machine guns. 

There are only a few༺ of each, and there's never more than one to a car.

Basically, its an easy mission. 

Gold Rank Notes--Aꦑgain, shouldn't take very long to complete this mission.

ཧKill the pistol users quickly so you don't waste time taking hits or 

block༒ing their shots. Doing that several times can actually waste🍬 enough

time to miss the Gold rank.

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Free Fight Mission 08

Location--Northw🃏est corner of Santa Destroy (next to Free Fight Mission 05)

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Enemies--12

Pay--$70,000 LBs

Ten enemies start in the a💖rea. Six are waiting in the cente💖r, one behind

the truck infront of where you start, one to the left, a🌟nd two on the far

right. Two enemies will rush you at the start, so try to kill the 💯one

closet to you quickly before the one behind you can strike. Circ♛le around

the truck an🌊d kill the foe there if he hasn't already walked around the

truck to attack you. 

Walk near the middle of the lot and try to attract the attent๊ion of the 

enemies one by one. Everyone wield꧟ing a katana has a long range of a🐽ttack,

so try Dark Stepping them or attacking after they finish their own at💫tack.

Don't forget the enemies on the far right 👍wh♓o work the same way.

Once the fi♈rst ten are dead, two more drop down in the middle of the lot.

One is a pistol user, the other a beam katana wi🧔elder. Annoying combo. 

Again, try to get the beam katana user out first by luring hi🧸m away frไom 

t🤪he pistol use🏅r. That's the easiest way to finish off these foes without

getting hit.

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Once you have the cash, deposi𝓀t it at the ATM and 🌜head to the motel. The

next fighꦅt is in Speed City, and you'll need a bus to get there🍸. As you 

lꦦeave you'll pick up the bus ticket and Jeane will...follow you? Hmm. Head

for the III as usual.

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~Rolling Cradle Bus Station~

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Before you can board the bus you will need to kill off the 🐷half dozen or so

purple suited enemies🍌 in the depot. A few of t꧅hem wield katanas while the

rest fight with their hands. Watch out for everyone charge attacks.🌸 When

everyone is killed you can board the bus through the !. Befor♉e that, grab

TRADIඣNG CARD 036, 037, and 038 lying in chests around the depot. The 

station is small so non🔯e of༒ these chests are hard to find, really.

Hey look, no bus driver! Uwee hee hee! 

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~Santa Destroy Junction~

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The bus ride th🌊rough the deserted highway won't be a quick one. A ton of

those purple suited enemies st♊owed away on the bus, and now you ha🌟ve to 

kill them all. The camera angle is d𒐪ifferent h🧸ere, zoomed out to show most

of the bus from the outside so 𝔍all you can see is through the windows. 

You can get a lot of𓃲 chain kills throug𝔍h Death Blows, so try to make them

happen to avoid a bunch of these guys ganging up on you. The ꦓdamage can

pile on quickly.

Once yo🉐u killed the firs𝕴t group off, several more jump through the windows.

Serious business. Kill the s🍬econd wave off as well. As far as I know,🍒 

Strawberry on the Shortcake is thﷺe only Dark Side attack that can activate

here (pဣrobably due🐟 to the camera angles on the bus). After everyone is 

dead, Sylvia will call you. Enter the ! to get𒁃 offꦑ the bus.

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~Speed City~

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Collect TRADING CARD 039 by the bathroom, restore your health and batꦫ💜tery,

and save the game. Enter the ! to begin.

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Battle for Rank 3--Travis vs. Speed Buster

This is a unique situation for a boss fight. Speed Bus🐠ter h𓆏as only one

attack--launching that enormous red beam of dea♉th. Not only that, but 💯she

starts about an entire mile away fro♏m yo🍎u. Your objective? Get up to her

and cut her head o🔯ff. Of course,ꦆ the beam spans the entire length of the

gauntlet, so what are you to do? Well, hug either of the w🐻alls. Pe𝔍rsonally

I prefer the left wall, but the rig🔴ht works as well.

Now, all of t🎶he wooden doors yo🅘u pass are breakable. Slice them a few times

ꦰto break it open and you can enter an empty room that is safe from the

blast. Wait for the beam to pass, then leave t🍎he room and continue north

bound to the next room.

That's the entire battle for the most part. Some of🌳 the roomsꦗ have health

of battery restores in them. You can also hide�🐟� in the little nooks that

have no door to them, but they are often filled wit꧒h severa🌌l purple vested

enemies. ꦐSeveral doored-rooms also have them as well. Kill them off as

you wait for the beam to pass.

If you get🔯 hit by the beam you will need to shake it off with your 🐭Beam

Katana. Mash the A bꦇutton to shake it off. By the way, th🥀e blast will

drain your health insanely fast, espꦦecially on Bitter difficulty, so try

to avoid it as much as possible.

You have to hug the left wall in the end anyways. Remember th🎐at whenever

you see a 🀅bright light at the end of the gauntlet to hide immidiately--that

is the cannon. Towards the end you🍬 will find there are no more places t🥂o

hide, and the closer you get to Speed Buster൲ the fasജter she launches the 

cannon. What are you supposed to do?

Well, ꦅat the final nook on the le𒊎ft side of the gauntlet there is a 

telephone pole. Slice it several times to knock it down, causing a dom🤪ino

affect on the othꦺer telephone poles. The 🍨last one will fall onto the 

Buster Launch🍌er, breaking it. You can now 𓂃run up to Speed Buster and end

the fight. Before you do, turn around𝕴 from the broken telephone pole. 

Follow the path on the rigཧht that would be completely safe from the 

cannon's harm if ಞit was still firing. When you reach the dead end, turn 

around and TRADING CARD 040 should 𝕴be fairly simple to see.

After the battle, pick up the vitality upgrade and the Japanese Ka🥃tana.

Get the hell out of here.

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       &nꦛbsp;             🐼       ~7I.Rank 2-Bad Girl~

Entrance Fee-$500,000 LBs

Quote-"You think you're bad, do🥀🐼n't ya? Eee heh heh heh!"

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First order of business is to del✱iver the Japanese Katana to Naomi.💯 She 

will turn that into t♏he ulitmate badass Beam Katana, but💞 she won't be 

finished for a while. Let's increase our rank, s💎hall we? Head to T🔯hunder

Ryu's Gym and, despite being dead, train u✨nderꦯ his spirit's guidence. With

that all taken care of, go get the ꦏMemory of Child from Lovikov is you

still haven't done that. The next side-job is almost impossible to do ♔well

on if you don't.

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Side Job 8--Scorpion Extermination

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Pay--$3000 LBs for each scorpion picked up

Gold Rank--15 scorpions picked up

First of all, you have no chance of getting a high score, let al൲one💃 

su๊rviving the full three minutes, without the Memory of Child. W💛ith that

said, your goal is simila🅰r to Garbage Collecting--pick up as ⭕many scorpions

as you can. Except here, the scorpions will b✱e walking around when you get

near them. Scorpionsꦿ spawn all over the Atomic Drop Ward, but near the

entrance is an area where very often a dozen o♛r so✱ spawn at the start of

the game. Get them all first.

When you ar🐈e close to a scorpion press the A button to bend down near them,

then flick the Wiimote up⭕wards to scoop it up. There's one catℱch to this

missionꦿ. See, if you touch a scorpion you get stung. You will need to head

back to the emp🔜loyer and talk to him before 𒆙the secondary time limit runs

out, or el💧se you die a𝓡nd fail the minigame. Yeah. See, this is why Memory

of Life is critical.

There are four different colored scorpiꦐons, but all of them score one

poin🦂t when scooped up. Black ones are the most common and often just spin

in place. Touch one and you'll have 30 seconds to🌠 reach the emp🐬loyer. Red

ones often move a bit when you get near them, usually if ☂you run upꦫ to 

them. Walk when near them to scoop them up. You'll have 20 s�💝�econds to reach

the employer if stung by a red scorpion.

Yellow scorpions are actu♎ally pretty rare. These guys give you oꩲnly 10 

secon💮ds to reach the employer. Touch one and you're screwed--they spawn 

far away from the🥂 employer. Ignore them as they just aren't worth the r♎isk.

Finally there's the blue scorpion. This guy is ext🐲remely rare🌟 to be 

spawned--and that's a damn good thing. Blue scorpions are qu🅷it෴e big and

easily visible from a distance. It runs very quick🌟ly in random directions,

an♛d catching it is a pain. If you see one, avoid at all costs!🐻 If this

thing touches you its an instan✨t failure of the minigame. You can catch it,

but it'༒s not worth running the risk of𓄧 getting stung.

Overall, 💝it's a good ဣpaying game if you can avoid getting stung. 20

scorpions isn't too har⛎d of a goal for a decent payday.

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Getting a Silver ♏rank here will unlock Assassination Gigs 17 and 18. Get a

Gold rank to unlock Free Fight Mission 09. 

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Assassination Gig 17--Speed Jack

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Goa🏅l--Kill all of the enemies (15) within the time limit

Pay--$5,500 LBs per kill (Maximum of $82,500 LBs)

Gold Rank--Defeat all enemies within 1:30

This mission takes place on one of Sanᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚta Destroy's busses. You will need to

fight a bunch of crowbar wielding purple vested enem💙ies. The camera angle

shouldn't hamper you're ability to kill off everyone in a🌞 quick amount of

time𒈔. You can use low charged s𝄹wings to kill a bunch at once, or a sideways

Death Blow which will do the job just well. Overall, not a difficul𒁃t 

mission, and it makes a ton of money.

Gold Ran♉k Notes--There's 🌸nothing special about this mission and its Gold

r🌳ank. Just murder as quickly as posꦿsible. If you're having trouble, get the

Tsubaki Mk-III and spam the low charge attack🉐 to kill every꧂one very, very

quickly.

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Assassination Gig 18--Gamble Fight

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Goal--Kill as many enemies as you can

Pay--$1,500 LBs per kill

Gold Rank--Kill at least 65 enemies

You will fig🌌ht in the small Gold Town alley for three minutes where&nbs🏅p;

enemies infinitely respawn. ꧑This is the best way to earn money in the game,

especially with 🍷the Tsubaki Mk♛-III and its Energy Saver. Even without it,

getting near 100 kills is still possible. Your🤪 objective is simply to kill

until the timer runs out. 

All꧃ of the enemies wiel𓃲d axes, crowbars, or hand-to-hand combat. Nothing

too hard with this mission, hence why i🃏t's so good for earning cash. 

Gold Ra♔nk Notes--Quite hard on Bitter due to the𒈔 high vitality of foes. On

Sweet or 🌊Mild getting over 100 isn't a chꦇallenge. Rankings carry over from

New Game + to New Game + regardless of🌸 difficulty accomp🍌lished, so do it

on Sweet if you can't on the harder difficulties. Or jusജt spam the Tsubaki

Mk-III's low charge attack.

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Free Fight Mission 09

Location--Rolling Cradle Bus Station

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Enemies--12

Pay--$80,000 LBs

By far one of the hardest Free Fight Missions in the g﷽ame. There are few

enemies in this area, but you'♒ll be wanting every second to take them down

one by one. Aꩲll of the purple suited enemies have a pistol. Obviously, you

can only atta🌃ck one at a time because while you're beating anoth♋er there

could be a second enemy from behind you shooting, a♊nd you'd be 𝓀defenseless.

ღYou need to take your time to win. The Tsubaki Mk-III with its Energy Saver

is the eas♏iest way to finish this missio𒐪n. Basically, every enemy begins by

kneeling down and won't get up slowly until you get v💖ery close to them.

During this💙 time, slowly walk over with🎀 a fully low charge attack then

unleash and keep pressing th🌸e A b🍌utton to annihilate the foe.

Basically, go around the bus on the right first, killing foes ꦆone by one.

Repeat for th☂e left half of the arena. If you are afraid of attracting

attention, hide 💎behind a bus while locked on to a foe to have them slowly

walk over to you, and away from other enemies you 📖might attract. Just be

sure to use low charged attacks when its safe. You ha✨ve 🦄a perfect chance

every six rounds of shots (foes need to reload duriꦡngꦏ this time, use it

wisely).

If you want to try it with a weaker Beam Katanꦛa, then lure enemies out by

hiding behind buses. Wh🍌en they shoot, Emergency Evade and rush at their

sides. They can't shoot while you hit them, so as long as ܫanother foe's

attention isn't directꦿed at you as well you can finish with a weaker katana

by working slowly. I can'🧔t stress enough how slow you need to♔ work in order

to finish. Unless you �𒊎�get lucky, going in swinging will get you killed. 

Fast.

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When you have 🌜enough cash, deposit it at the ATM and head back to the 

motel. You'll find out the next match is back at Destroy Stadiu🎃m. Head for

the II on the map. It's a gate at the far back enꦡ♛d of the stadium's

parking lot. To reach the parking low you wi♏ll 🐼need to jump over the

parking gates by flicking🥃 the Wiimote upwards. Once you reach the end, you

will need to jump over a𝔍nother set of parking gates t🌜o enter the rank 2

fight. You have little room to manuver, so if y🐈ou don't jump at the right

an♌gle you'll crash 🐼and have to try again. After an attempt or two you will

make it into...

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~Destroy Stadium~

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Without a d💙oubt the best pre-fight batt𝓰le ever. Travis will hop the 

Schpeltiger onto the baseball fiel🌼d. I'd estimate at least o𒅌ne hundred

enemies will s🅘pawn total in ꦆthis fight. But you're not going to beat them

to death. Why do that when you can r♏un them ❀over? Travis is invincible

while riding the Schpeltiger📖 (literally, he can't take damage 🧔when riding

it despite being shot at). 

Use donuts, boosts, and whateverܫ else you want 🐷to run over your foes to 

kill them. A 🐼ton of enemies spawn in the infield. As you circle around the

outfield, gr🐲oups of four enemies will jump out of the bleachers and 🍌into

the ꧟field. Basicall♊y, just keep circling around the field until enemies

finally♒ stop spawning. Run over chests containing TR🔴ADING CARD 041, 042,

and 043. One is located near home place, and the 💃other t🗹wo are placed on

opposite siᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚdes of the field cl💜ose to where enemies spawn from the

bleachers. 

N🦋othing to say here. Go crazy killing foes. You CAN fall off of the

Schpeltiger 🎃by taking several hits at a dead stop. If you keep movin💞g then

you won't fall 🌺off. Oh, and if you fall of you CAN'T get back on the

Schpeltiger. So basically, keep moving.

You can enter an underground passage below home plate once eve🐬ryone is

dead. Once d🉐o♌wn there you will get an eerie call from Sylvia. TRADING CARD

044 and 045 can be found next to the bathroom,🐻 Wrestling Mask, and healt🍸h/

battery restores. Enter the fight when ready.

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Battle for Rank 2--Travis vs. Bad Girl

Bad Girl will be a bit of a lon🍒g fight, especially in harder dif🌠ficulties.

Bad Girl will often slowly pace around ♌you, occasionally attacking. Her

attacks are strong, so you'l🐷l want to avoid them. He✨r first attack is

simply slamming her bat onto the ground. 🤪Easily blocked. You can s🀅core a

few hits after her swing.

Next is, like all boss✱es, her combo attack. She will swing her bat wildly

several times. You can Dark Step this move,෴ but often Bad Girl will, 

s💝omehow, evade your swings when time is slowed. Sometimes she do❀esn't,

sometimes she will. It's annoying. 

Bad Girl w♒ill swing her bat in one hand as she charges at you, yel𝓡ling

"Batter...up!" before swinging. You can block her swi🎐ngs up until the 

actual ♔slamming of her bat which can't be blocked. Just Emergency Eva🦂de to

the side to avoid it. She's vulnerable after this attac𒀰k is finished.

Occasionally she will charge up herself 💞as if prepari🍎ng to smack you for a

home run. This is her counterattack move. Iജf you strike her while she is

charging she will smack you hard. However, if you hit hꦡer then Emergen🅘cy

Evade right away you can avoid her attac꧑k.𓃲 If you do that you can score

several hits on her after the swing.

Midw𒁏ay through the fight she will change combo attacks. She starts with

five swings, and as you keep lowering her he🎐alth she will increase up to

twelve swings. You can t🌳ell this🐼 is the attack when she shouts "Die!" after

almost every swing. The 𝔍e🐼ntire thing is blockable, but you should never 

Dark Step it. Bad Girl attacღks you as soon as you Dark Step this attack, so

just wait until she finishes so you 𒁏can get a ༒few hits in on her.

Also once you wipe away half of her health she will run over t𓂃o her 

batting sꦍtation and slam enemies iꦡnto you. Yeah, she actually "spawns" more

foes in൩ the battle. She is invincible while she's do🔯ing this...to an

extent. Charged attacks will still damage he🍌r. But she's throw🍸ing enemies

at you so there's little time to deal damage.

You cꩵan counter this, though. When she bats en꧑emies at you, while they are

in the air, you caඣn bat them right back at Bad Girl to damage her and stop

the attack early. Just press♓ the A button to swing and if you connect with

the enemy you'll need to♍ spin the Wiimote s💫everal times to force it back

at Bad Girl. 🐼This is hard to pull off, though, because the enemies fly&♉nbsp;

ver﷽y fast and the hit window is small. If you mis-ti🌟me it you will take

damage, and t﷽he ꦡimpact from the grunts do a lot of damage.

She starts off just batting one at you, but as you whittle d♔own her hꦏealth

she will bat as much🥃 as four enemies at you. Destroy them first before

focusing on Bad Girl--since sheꦍ's at the far end of th❀e arena her attacks

won't bother you for the time being.

When she's down to a ♎fourth of her life she will light her bat on fꦏire and

gain another attack. She will jump into the air and slam onto 🉐the 🐠ground,

sending aꦆ small shockwave out. Emergency Evade right before she hits the

ground to avoid damage, then attack her.

Bad Girl'꧙s ♔final attack, and most lethal, starts when she has less than

half her heaﷺlth left. She will collapse onto the field and start crying🉐.

Yes, this hౠas to be the most obvious t♈rap ever. But...you're curious what

she does, right? Walk 𒊎near her and she will pummel Travis to the ground and

b🃏at the loving hell out of him. And you die. Regardless of your health you

will die. 

There is a trick, though. Strafe around Bad G𝄹irl and look at her bat. If

her right h♑and is still clutching the bat, stay away from her. If both 

hands are 🦹on her face cryi⛦ng, go ahead and beat the crap out of her. If she

is holding the bat, wait until🦄 𝕴she yells "Fuck!" before rushing in and

getting a few hits.

Th𝐆at's her moveset. She attacks often and doesn't jump away from yo♎u, so

simply sidestep eve💯ry attack and score some hits. Also, since she paces&nbsไp;

very slowly you can spam low charg🍸e attacks and rack up a lot of da▨mage. I

advise doing that as well.

When she iꦓs finally killed, pick up the last vitality iꦛncrease and get out

of here.

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                   ﷽;         ~7J.Rank 1-Dark Star~

Entrance Fee-$550,000 LBs

Quote-"Welcome to my castle!"

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Well, head on over t🌸o Naomi's Lab rig𒐪ht away. The final Beam Katana is

complete! This ultimate 🍃badass is the Tsubaki Mk-III, worth a whopping 

$498,000 LBs. Purchase🎶 it, then leave and re-enter to purchase the Power

Upgrade worth $ LBs and the Energy Saver worth $999𝔉,999 LBs. Yeah, that's

expensive, but t🐻he Energy Saver here is different. You will NEVER need to

recharge the Tsubaki Mk-III ever again. Now isn't that fun? You c𒅌an spam

low charge attacks like no💙 tomorrow! Speaking of which, that attack is

diಞfferent with this katana. Keep pressing the A button when jumping in the

air to perform an additional two s𓄧lices. Easily kills enemies.

Don't forget about your final training in Thunder Ryu'sꦫ Gym! And the final

side-job is﷽ available. Head there when you're ready. You probably don't 

even have the funds for this katana yet, 🅘and especially not for the 

upgrades. Let's get some.

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Side Job 9--Bike Jump

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Pay--??? (Maximum of $50,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Jump more than 2000 yards

This is the easiest side-job. Cool. From your emp🦋loyer, hop on the

Schpelt𝄹iger and follow the yellow cones to the straightaway leading to ꦺthe

ramp at Iron Claw Point. 🐭Your goal is to jump as far as possible. Once you

hit the grey pa൲v🔯ement, hold the boost all the way to the ramp. When the

fron𒁏t ꦛwheel touches the ramp, flick the Wiimote upwards quickly to perform

💜a jump off the ramp. If done correctl🐟y, you will soar about 2500 yards,

earning a Gold rank and maximum pay.

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If you get a Silver rank you will 👍unlock the final 🉐Assassination Gigs, 19

and 20. If💖 you♊ get a Gold rank you unlock the final Free Fight Mission, 

number 10.

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Assassination Gig 19--Single Strike

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Goal--Kill all enemies (10?) without taking a hit

Pay--$10,000 LBs per kill 🏅(Maximum of $100,000 LBs?)

Gold Rank--Kill at least seven enemies

The hardest Assassination Gig beca𝔉use it acts just lik🍨e some of the final

Free🥂 Fight missions. A single hit ends the mission. The pay is huge, but

getting even a 🦹single kill is impressiඣve. Every enemy uses a machine gun.

The best way I🥂 found to beating this mission is using the ju꧅mping slice

learned from Lovikov (shake the Nu🔯nchuk) to knock each foe down, then 

perform෴ a down attack on the foe. Just make sure nobody is shooting at&nbs♛p;

you. 

This method works fine up until en꧅emy six where t🧜hree to five enemies spawn

at🐎 once and 🍷all shoot at you practically simultaneously. If you can, use a

low charge swing to at least kill two of them. I can't off🐟er much m🍨ore 

advice because I can't find a wa🏅y to get past these enemi♒es. There's

probably only ten en𓆉emies. Maybe. If you can kill everyone, good for you.

This is an insane mission.

Go🃏ld Rank Notes--You only need to kill seven enemies. The fi🐎rst five are

the🅰 easiest. Once the fifth is dead, prepare a low chaꦰrge shot. When the

next two spawn near eachother, take them♔♐ both out and hopefully you will

satisfy theඣ requirements for a Gold ra🍎nk. It's hard. Very hard.

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Assassination Gig 20--Batting Killing Centre

Time Limit--2 Minutes

Goal--Kill all enemies (30) within the time limit

Pay--$3,000 LBs per kill (Maximum of $90,000 LBs)

Gold Rank--Victory within 1:30

You will be facing the same enemies you fought with✃ during 🐭the Bad Girl

fight. The 𝓰enemies𒈔 spawn in groups of seven. If you rush at them all you

c🍸an probably hit more than one with each slice. A sideway Death Blow will

likဣely kill the entire group at once. There are th🌄irty of these enemies,

but they are all fairly easy to kill and don't have powerful me൩lee at♛tacks.

Gold Rank Notes--J🌜ust kill everyone really fast. They s꧒pawn in groups,

which actually makes t𝔍his mission much easier to finish. Just get a few

Triangle Death Blows to knock out each group at on🔯ce and you'𝄹ll easily

finish within the Gold rank time limit.

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Free Fight Mission 10

Location--Rolling Cradle Bus Station

Time Limit--3 Minutes

Enemies--12

Pay--$90,000 LBs

The enemy placemen🦩t is exactly the same as Free Fight Mission 09. This 

time, tho🧸ugh, enemies are using machine guns. You need to have the Tsubaki

Mk-III's Energy Saver or 🦩you'll have no chance at this mission. Start with

the enemy behind th🥂e bus to the left. Be careful not to dಌraw attention to

yourself with the enemy infront of 🐻the same bus. Use Emergency E𒀰vades to

get near him and♌ strike when ene🦩mies stop to reload. 

You'll neeﷺd to work quickly in order to kill every🐲 enemy within the time

limit. The same technique of spamming low ch𒅌arge attacks still w♕orks well

here. For▨ several enemies, though, you have no chance of pull❀ing that off

by getting c꧋lose 🦋enough. Hurry and kill each enemy and then move on to the

next. Work in a clockwi🎀se pattern and you should be able to finis𓆏h before

time runs out.

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Once you have the entran♚ce fee, pay it 𒐪and head back to the motel to 

discover some intresting little secrets abou✃t Sylvia. Leave the motel and

ho𒐪p on the Sch--hey! That bastard cosplaying as Darth Vader is stealing our

ride!

And this, folks, is why I'v💯e been pestering you to get the Memory of 𓆏Child.

The entrance to the rank 1 fight is the highway 📖aꩵll the way at the southern

edge of Santa Destroy. You'll have to run there. By runnꦯing iꦰt will only

take about two minutes. Walking? That's a mono꧟tonous five minutes at the

minimum.ꦦ Once you reach the h♍ighway, hop on the Schpeltiger. Let's roll!

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~Santa Destroy Junction~

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You'll be cruising d🦂own the deserted freeway, and for whatever reason you

will need to🎃 avoid the crates that are strewn about the road. You won't be

alone for long, though. Two Darth Vader cosplayers riding motorcycles wi🅠ll

ride right past y♎ou. When they get a decent distance away from you that

begin throwing bombs at ♍you. Dodge the explosions on the road. To take them

out, boost into them. They'll fall down and catch ba♕ck up to you in about

1𒐪0-15 seconds, so ꧒at least you'll have some brief peace.

At the end of the freeway you should notic♊e an exit♉ ramp on the right and

some cones leadꦗing to it. If𒉰 you ignore this sign you should be going that

way, you can cruise past the cones. You'll just fall off the unfinis﷽hed

br🍃idge and die. So, yeah, go down the exit ramp. The ꦇforest road is thin,

and those motorcycle riders will continue to pester you. However,𓄧 now you

will ไalso have to jumpꦺ over fallen tree stumps. After a few stumps the

riders w𓄧ill back off. On꧒ the straightaway you will notice a thin beam

touching you. After a few seconds it wi﷽ll widen and hurt you.𝐆 Wait a few

seconds 🐻before swerving to the opposite side of the road to🤪 avoid the beam.

After avoiding th🤪e beam twice 🐠you will see the drawbridge ahead rise. We're

gonna jump it!🌞 Press the Z button when prompted. After doing this three or

four time꧒s you will ride across th💧e drawbridge. When the prompt appears,

flick the Wiimote upwards to jump 𝔍the gap. If you fail either👍 of these

prompts, you are dead. Like fཧalling off the highway, when you die you will

need to🅺 restart the highway segment from the beginning. Don't die.

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~Forest of Bewilderment~

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You'll crash land in a forest. Turn ar𓆏ound to find TRADING CARD 046. 𝔉Head

down the path and you'll 𒊎find Thunder Ryu's spirit pointing to the right.

This forest is a bit of a maze with several split paths. If you eve♛꧒r

choose the wrong one you will end up at tꦬhe beginning of the maꩲze. As I

said, at the first split go right.

You'll face enemies near the second split. Everyone will be wie🃏lding a beꦗam

katana from here onꦡ out. I advise running from every foe because they all

have too much health and the damage will pile up pretty fast. At the split🎐,

collect TRADING CAR✱D 047 an𝔉d head down the left path.

In the third area, pick up TRADING CARD 048 next to Thunder Ryu w🉐ho will

point you ﷺtowards the right path. In the fourth area pick up TRADING CARD

049 next to Th🎀under 🦋Ryu who will be point you towards the left path. In

the final area there are no enemies. Thunder Ryဣu will di💟sappear from sight,

dropping 𒁏a letter as he leaves. After that, next to where 𝐆he was standing

is TRADING CARD 050.

Sylvia will give you your final call. At the end of the path, restorꦫe you🍬r

health and battery if you didn'꧃t buy the insanely expensive Energy Saver,

then save the game and head to fight Dark Star.

And by ꧒that, I actually mean your old girlfriend 🥂Jeane.

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Battle for Rank 1--Travis vs. Jeane

This is an insanely easy 💮fight. Yet, for whatever reason, far too many

peoไple think its hard. First of all note thatღ Jeane wields no weapon. She's

an expert in the ma🐻rtial arts. As such, she's extremely nimble and wil🦋l

shift positions around the🍷 field in the blink of an eye.&nꦗbsp;

Also, Death 🔜Metal, the first boss, has more health then her.ꦡ Yeah, Jeane 

has the lowest amou🐷nt of health in the game, a෴nd as such, can be beaten the

fasꦅtest as well. It ta⭕kes less than 100 hits to kill her (usually around 

70), but you'll probably only be able to hit her🐬 two or three times wꦆhen

she's vulnerable.

Okay, onto the fight. The large📖 dragon-katana-border won't hurt you if

you touch it, so don't w🔴orry about it. He💛r first attack is where she will

make a charging sound right befꦅore mꦬaking a jumping roundhouse kick. This

appears to be blockedꦓ, but you do take damage from it🔜 so back off. She's

vulnerable after the attack.

Next, Jeane actually will charge for a brief second before sliding💦 halfway

across the area executing a powerful punch. Again, don꧅'t try to block it

as you'll just take a lot of damage. She's vulnerable for a fe🌱w seconds

after she slides, so strike her down.

Jeane, like every boss, has a comb🎀o attack. She will throw four punches,

pauses, then throws a fifth charged punch that can't be block𝔍ed. You can

hit her several times after the fifth punch. She uses this attack 𒉰very

often, so if you can 💝stay several feet away from Jeane you'll be constantly

assaulting her.

Once you chip away the first third of her en𝕴ergy she will make the dragon

border enclose a bit, making t๊he arena sm▨aller. This shouldn't make much of

a difference in the figꦉht. She gets a new attack when she does this,

though. When she stands s🍬till and raꦓises both of her arms, back away a bit.

She'ꦉs send out a small shockwave. After the sh🍃ockwave comes out you can

rush her an🌌d get a ton of hits on her. You can also Emergency Evade to the

left/right when next to her to bypa🦩ss the attack and be right next to Jeane

for prime striking opportunity.

When you get down to her last third of health, Jeane will make the fiel♋d

even smaller. 🦩Now it𓄧's considerably small, and makes dodging her new attack

quite hard sometimes.

This♚ new attack is where she performs three quick dashes across the field.

This is signified by her꧙ standing still and cꦰharging for a second. When she

charges, hold the Z bu🌠tton the entire time and Emergency Evade to the left

of right twice.🌌 Keep ♏pressing the button to do the two consecutive rolls.

This atack does a ton of damage if it hit✤s you, so 𓃲you'll want to avoid it.

Often Jeane will hit you when you recover from the first roll. Sometime🍬s

this happens, sometimes it doesn't. I feel like 🐻it🧸's random, though.

If you every stun her you will have essen✱tially won𓄧 the part of the fight

up until the next cu🐼tscene will Jeane makes the field smal♏ler. See, after

a weapon clash and the following Death Blow Jeane w�🦩�ill get stunned. DO NOT

attempt to grab her! If you do, Jeane ꩲwill sidestep you and knock you to

the ground. When she's stunned, bea💦t the crap out of her. You should get 

into a weapon clash when she ge🌳ts unstunned. Win and perform the Death Blow

to stun her, restarting this process. Getting into a weapon clash🌊, or flat

out stunn🌳ing her, is pretty rare to begin with. On Bitter mode the fight 

lasts pretty long so she m෴ay get stunned more often. Take advantage of this

opportunity if it ever arises.

Your final blow will alwa🅠ys result in a weapon clash. It's impossible to

win, though. That's 💫supposed to happen, so don't worry.

After the fig💞ht, you're number one. As if it means anything now. Save the

game.

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            &nꦗbsp;           ~7K.Real Ending-Final Boss~

Entrance Fee-$744,000 LBs

Quote-"Y🦩ou're a disgrace to yourself♔ and all those you've killed..."

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You're number one. The top. Woohoo! Once you💞 get back to the motel you can

save the game. After you save, three options appear.𒉰 Either Return to

Santa Destroy, View Ending, or View Real Ending.

The Rea🐻l Ending ha𒉰s an entrance fee, technically speaking. That $744,000

LBs is t✃he total cost of all of the Beam Katanas. You can view the Real

Ending only if you have b🍰ought them all. The𓂃 normal Ending is...bad. 

Really, really bad. Don't watchꦇ it unless you want a laugh.

But the Real Ending...well, let's just say i🍌t's time to take sweet vengence

on someone I damn well know yoꦛuಌ wanted to beat the crap out of midway

through the game.

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Final Battle--Travis vs. Henry

The final battle takes pꦐlace in the No More Heroes parking lot. And don't

think about running Henry over with the Schpeltiger--🌺that thing's b🍬locking

the exit and you're not boarding it.

Unless you're playing on the Sweet difficulty, Henry has ♓an absurd amount

of health. On Bitter you'll be in for a l🌺ong fight as Henry lik🅷ely won't go

down for about 900 h🧸its. I'm dead serious.꧅ 900 hits. However, there are

tricks in the battle to make him go⛄ down fast. 

Henry's first attack is a simple slice⛎. He spins i൩n place for this attack,

and it has short range. He's open to att📖ack fo🎶llowing his slice, so rush 

in and hit him. This attack can't be blocked.

Next, Henry can hold his beam k🔴atana above his head and shoot four energy

balls at you. Just Emergency Evade to 𒀰the left/right to avoid this simple

attack.

One of Henry꧑'s most danger🔥ous attacks is where he glows for a split second,

holding his beam katana behind himౠ, before sliding ꧒midway across the 

parking lot. 🍎He often uses this at close range, and you'll n𓆏eed to react

quickly to avoid it.🍷ꦰ When you hear that charging sound effect, Emergency

Evade to the side. When Henry makes his slice after heꩲ misses you, strike

him several times.

Henry can also hold his sword infront of him, pointing it at thﷺe ground𒁃.

If you attack him he will counterslice you. Instead, hit him 💎and Emergency

Evade immidiat🦩ely backwards. Henry is vulnerable after hisꦰ unblockable

counterslice.

Finally, ther꧃e is Henry's absurdly long combo attack. He'll pull off a 

bunch of fanc🐽y slices and jumping slices, ending with a loud "Hee-ya!" and

unblockable jumping slice. You'll want to Dark Step this atta🙈ck.🧸 There are

three points where it can be Dark🌼 Step🌜ped, so keep rocking the control

ඣstick left and right to Dark Step it and get a ton of free hits on Henry.

***There is a glitch with th𒀰is battle. If you just booted up your Wii and

chos🌞e View Real Ending when you started up the game, you ca🌳n't Dark Step

Henry using the control stick.﷽ To do𒀰 so you'll need to Dark Step with the

D-Pad (instead of🍎 a left/righꦦt Emergency Evade you will pull off a Dark 

Step). There're only specific points in the combo where you can Dar🦂k Stꩲep 

him, and it 🌳often doesn't work🍃 because the window of opportunity is very

small. To earn theജ control stick Dark Step back, go do♏ any Assassination 

Gig🦩 and pull off at least one Dark Step during that fight. When you reওturn

to Henry you'll be a🍸ble to Dark Step normally again. Obviously, turning off

your Wii again will force you to go𝓀 through these🌱 steps again to regain the

control stick Dark Step.

If you want to do it with the D-Pad, the safeꦐst Dark Step is on his fifth

swing. He♚'ll ꦅyell "Shwaaa" when he swings. As he yells it, hit left on the

D-Pad to Dark Step.

In any case, you can get him to do💃 his long🏅 combo over and over again in

the battle.ℱ It won't always work, but it usually do🌟es, and it makes the

fight considerably e💯asi꧂er on Bitter difficulty. After the Dark Step ends

Henry will often be reeling a ไbit (despite being invin﷽cible to attack).

Strike him once and you♕ should hear a loud clanking sound, and Henry s⛄hould

sna♐p out of it stunned right away. This makes him perform his combo again. 

You can also strike him after he becomes invincible after �🌜�most of his other

attacks to make him restart the ♚combo. And often during the Dark Steওp you

will stun him. After performing the wre♎stling move you can strike💧 Henry

once to make him perform the combo again.

R♓emember, it's a single strike. The first strike will almost always give 

yo꧅u a loud clank and make him start the combo again. Mult▨iple strikes when

he▨'s invincible will often do nothing and make him do someꦚ other attack, so

you'll have to wait for him to do the combo again to rack up t🌟ons of 

damage.

So, yeah, the entire battle is basically you abusing Henry's combo and🔥 Dark

Stepping him until he goes to hell.

But wait, t♉here's more! Once you've whittled Henry's life halfway he gains

one new attac🥀k. He'll🥀 charge himself for several seconds, pointing his

sword behind him.🤪 It's pretty obvious to s🔯ee when it happens. When he 

charge💖s🐼, get the hell away from him. Back off and move as far out of his

direct line of fire as poss🍎i🧸ble. He'll dash 3/4ths the way across the 

🅰parking l▨ot. If he hits you, he performs the coolest instant kill 

animation in�ꦅ� any video game. Ever. I actually ADVISE you to see it at least

once. It's that cool.

...but other than t꧑hat attack it's not an insanely hard fight. Just a

tedious o꧒ne. Sure, you can get hit with an attack every now and then (and

you probably wil🍬l). But you'🌼ll want to avoid that. Henry lasts so long that

all of the hits on y꧟ou add up, and eventually you can die from being too

careless. Don'🅘t forget about the extra health restore in the parking lot.

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...and that's it! E🔯njoy the ending. Or...is it really the end? After

Sylvia's final taunt, save t▨he game. When you begin again you will start

from the beginning, but with all of you're items and upgrades intact🐲. It's

the New Game +!

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          &𒅌nbsp;       &♋nbsp;     ~8.New Game + Information~

===============================𒊎============================================

After viewing the fake or real endiꦐng and the credits roll, you can choose

to save the clear data. You should do so. When you relꦐ♓oad the clear data

you'll re🏅turn to the difficulty select screen. The first thing you will

notice is that Bitter difficulty𓂃 will be unlocked (this difficulty is only

🅠available on 🌳New Game +'s) and is quite a challenge. You should make an

effort to beat it at some point.

Although you can go and beat an easier difficulty if you wish🎐. Or the same

difficul♓ty. Whatever you want. New🦩 Game +'s begin the game right from the

beginning--at the motel where you n﷽eeꦕd to walk down the stairs to trigger

the cutscene to arrive at Death Metal's mansion.

Everything except for yꦑour ranking carries over to the Ne👍w Game +. You have

all of the Beam Katan♏as you purchas♐ed as well as all of their upgrades,

your cash on hand ♚from the enജd of the previous game is carried over, all of

tꦓhe training at Thunder Ryu's Gym is carried over, and all of the

🏅Assassination Gigs, Free Fight Missions, and Side-Job🏅s that you unlocked

in the previous file are immidiately available.

Also,🍒 new Trading Cards are available. In every boss le𓆏vel you can find new

Trading Card🌠✃s in chests in similar or different places in the level. Any

ca🎉rds you missed from the previou♍s playthrough will re-appear in their

origin🔜al location, so you can never "truly" mis🐻s a card. Also, a ton of

pink dots appear on the map. These treasure spots aren't money, but 🍸rather

buried cards. Check the Tradiꦛng Cards section for locations of♊ these new

cards and buried cards.

Other then this, go crazy with the game. You can always stღip💎ulate yourself

with challenges, like a Blood Berry only game (you can switch katanas wit🦋h

the Drawer option in the motel), or charge through early bꩲosses with a

fully upgraded Tsubaki Mk-III. Anything♚ you😼 can do is available.

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  &nb🐓sp;                     ~9.Ranked Assassins Guide~

============================================🐻============================🐻===

Here's the list of how to beat eac🎐h assassin in the game, including the 

final boss. I have additional tips ༒here, as well𝓡 as Bitter mode advice

for each boss, becauꦿse those wouldn't work in the regular walkth♍rough.

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~Rank 10--Death Metal~

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Death Metal has two main attacks, and 💞as long as you are locked on to him 

and not swi🐟nging wildly, both of them a🉐re completely blockable. The first 

is a simple horiz🎉ontal slice (despite the sword going tꦐhrough Travis's 

body, 💞you'll take no dam🌠age). The second is a huge ten-swing combo attack. 

Rock the control stick back💮 and forth to pe✤rform a Dark Step in the middle 

of the combo. The only problem here is that you'll likely tak♑e a little 

damage from the swor🔜d when you initiate the Dark Step. I have no idea why 

this is.🔥 The damage is neglible compared to h𒅌ow much you'll be dealing.

Also of note is that every few Dark Steps will stun Death Metal. Gr𒁏ab him

while he's stunne🎃d and perf𝔍orm the wrestling move prompts. 

Death Metal is also♑ vulnerable to attack after each of his own attacks.

Wait for him to stop swinging, then throw three or four swings of y🐻our own,

then back off a bit. 

The fight remains simple until h꧅e loses half of his health. When he does,

he clones himself twice over. The real Death ♔Metal will remain🐭 at half

health whenever you lock-on to him, and he will always be in𝔉 a defensive

position. The two ℱclones will start at full health and actively try t𒐪o hit

you. Each clone will🍸 only need several hits to kill, and you ca💯n't hurt the

real Death Metal until both♊ clones are killed. Try to single one out, wa🌌it

for the com🔥bo attack, then perform a Dark Step and beat the crap out of the

clone. 

Each of tꦆhe clones will require three or four Darkꦏ Steps to finish off, or

about 💟20-30 regular swings. Once the clones are killed, the real Death♊ 

Metal will continue his attacks against you. Just keep defending--h♚e hasn't

learned anything ꧅new and won't try to defend himself after he finishes 

either of his two attacks.

Bitter Advice--When he clones hi🤪mself is🐲 the hardest part of the fight.

To end that part quickly, si💛mply spam the Tsubaki Mk-III's low charge 

attack. That'll end the clones' lives pretty quick. Otherwise, j༺ust keep

Dark Ste𝕴pping 🤡and the battle will end pretty easily.

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~Rank 9--Dr. Peace~

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Dr. Peace is an insanely simple boss fight if ꦛyou know what you're doing.

And iꦑf you don't, well, it's still very easy. You'll start far away from

Dr. Peac🔯e. He starts on the pitchers mound while you're stuck at home 

plate. Run on 𝓰over to him, but hold dowﷺn the Z button when he starts firing

his pistols so that you can block his attacks.

Once you reach Dr. Peace, the fight can really begin. Dr. 🤪Peace's attacks

consist of firing single bullets at you, firing a hꦏuge barrage of bul𝄹lets

at you, and firing several powe꧃rful bullets at youﷺ. These attacks are all

blockable, but note that Dr. 🔥Peace cannot m🍌ove while he is attacking. You

can Emergency Evade out of the ওway during his attacks, which is advisabl🐲e

because your Beam K🅠atana'sꦿ energy will quickly deplete from blocking his

attacks.

He is vulnerable during t🍎he short reload time after every attack, as well

as whenever he does attack. Basically, he's almost aꦓlways v❀ulnerable. Once

you s🍰tart damaging him, though, he gets a new attack. He'll stand still and

hold one pistol, red energy lines absorbing ☂into him (eas♊ily indicating

he's gonna pull off so🅠me crazy move). He'll then t𝓡urn to face you after

several seconds and fire an extremely fast a𒀰nd powerful bullet that does

quite a lot o🐽f damag𒅌e and knocks you to the ground. When he turns around,

Emergency Evade in any direction to🌊 ensure your safety. Alternatively, j꧅ust

keep moving left/right in circles around him as you are locked on. Eithꦛer

works fine for avoiding him.

🐈♔Occasionally your combos will stun him. The wrestling move will do a lot of

damage to Dr. Peace, so be sure to grab him at ever🌌y possible opportuౠnity.

When ඣDr. Peace attacks when he is fully off the pitcher's mound, he 

usually fires a barrage of bullets at different angles. It's🐟 easy to hit

him here-Emergency Evade ⛦away from him and rush at 💜his side.

Whenever he charges for his super bullet att🉐ack, there is also the chance

to stun him. As he's chargin⛦g, pull of a Cha🍒rged Beat Attack. It won't

always st𝕴un him, but it often does. Not only does it cancel out his attack,

but it's also a free wrestling move attac🐲k. Nice. It's also possiblꦏe to do

th💙is🧜 (usually with low Charged Beat Attacks) after he finishes shooting 

after any of his attacks.

Once his health is depleted, when you get c🔴lose to𝕴 him time will freeze and

a button will appear above Travis' head. Press ♍it to finish off Dr. Peace.

Push the wrong bu🔜tton or take too long and Dr. Peace wil💛l shoot you away.

Obviously, fail too many t🅺imes and you'll end up getting killed. 

Bitter Advice--He just has more health on Bitter. It's not lik🗹e any of his

attacks are hard to dodge or can just be absorbed♓ by the Tsubaki Mk-III or

anything. Just wail on him until he dies.

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~Rank 8--Shinobu~

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This won't be an ea♛sy fight. It's claimed as one of the hardest fights in

the 𒀰game by most people. Basically, there is no point where she is deep💃ly

vulnerable to damage. Not🌠 to mention that Shinobu has a to𓆉n of attacks.

First 🉐she has several different co𓆉mbo attacks. Most of them just involve 

her swinging her katana wildly, and a few have he༺r performing jumping 

slashes every few 🎃swings. All of ဣthese can be blocked as long as you're

locked on t�♑�o her. She isn't vulnerable after these attacks, so the most you

can do is attempt t🐼o Dark Step her here. She's vulnerable after her si൲ngle

sword swing, though.

Ne🌺xt she will charge herself for a brief 🍒moment before yelling "Sonic 

꧂Sword", at which point you should Emergency Evade in any direction. She

shoots a sm🌄all, fast moving ring at you that deals a lot of damage. Avoid

it by any means necessary.

Spe🍷aking of avoiding, that is a pain in ꧋the ass throughout this fight. 

Those large pillars will constantlyౠ be getting in your way, and Emergency

Evading into one of them instantly breaks the lock-oꦇn to Shinobu. However,

you can use them to your advantage, too. Ju🔴st keep a pillar between you and

Shinobu and the majority of her attacks can't hit y🧸ou.

Of course, ♒she's quiteꩵ agile as you will soon find out. She jumps off of 

walls constantly, changing positio💝ns in the room in an♚ instant (this also

breaks the lock-on to𝔍 her). Keep moving the camera to find where she lan𝔉ds.

She can also sheathe her 💙sword and attack. When she does this,ꩲ get close

𒊎to her. She will run forwar🦩d and do a swing at you. When she's infront of

yo♛u,﷽ right before she swings, hit right on the D-Pad. This is the easiest

Dark Step moment in the battle, and yo൲ur first swing almost always dizzies

her, so follow up with a wrestling move (which takes out 🅺about 1/5th of her

health).

Shinobu w𓃲ill also do a forward flip (eh.꧒..I don't know gymnastics moves.

She flips onto her hands and then flips to stand up again).🤡 In this combo

she will follow up by two sword swings, then a final sꦬwing that's 

unblockable. Be careful.

Occasionally she will hold her katana infront of her fac♌e, blocking any of 

your attacks. When she's doing this, a Charged Beat Attack will🍨 stun her,

setting you up for a wresܫtling move. Make use of it.

Finally, she will often pause and point her katana at 🌼you, taunting yo♍u by

saying something. You can🌟 get several f💫ree hits on her at this moment, so

show her how stupid she is by doing so.

Once you've depleted half of her energy she will gain several new atta🐈cks.

The first is ♔a more advanced version of the Sonic Sword. The animation 

looks thღe same, but this time she will throw about a dozen rings at you.

Use the♏ trick to keep a pillar between you and her to protect yourself. If

there is no nearby pillar, keep Emergenc𓃲y Evading to the left or right and

hope to avoid all of the rings.𝐆 They d𝔉o a ton of damage so you'll want to

avoid getting hit.

Her final attack, and by far the mo🌌st devistating, is awesome to see. She

will stand still and cha𝕴rge for about a full second (a ton of red lines

will be absorb✅ed, pretty easy to see). She will then run right at yo💖u. If

you see this, strafe to the left or circle around a pillar. If she ♈connects

with her katana, you'll see a cu🧜tscene of her circling around you, beating

the bloody crap out of Travis. If you aren't at fulꦑl health, you are dead.

Simple as that. You'lꦜl lose about 85% of your energy from this attack, so

basically if you've t𝓡aken any damage from the fight this will result in a

one-hit-KO. Avoid it. Damn well avoid it.

Bas🦄ically, the entire fight is me🧸rely hitting her a few times after she 

finishes an attack. Of course, she often fol🧔lows up her attacks witꦜh yet

another attack, making this difficult. Dark Step ♑opportunities ar🍷e few and

far between, so make the🎃 best of them, and always attack her while she's

taunting.

Bitter Advice--Almost everyone has trouble with🌠 Shinobu on Bitter 

difficulty. There's an easy way to beat her, though. Spam the Tsub𝄹aki 

Mk-III's low charge attack. ♛C🦋harge it up and keep pressing the A button 

when you release to do thre𓆏e swings through the attack. Travis is 

invincible while doing th🧜is, and it does a lot of damage to Shinobu. 

Shinobu oftཧen has moments where she is merely pacing around the ꦜstage, 

tജaunting you, or preparing attacks. Charge and unleash the attack then. 

About a dozen of these will end the battle. Aꦬs long as you avoid that ass-

kicki🐻ng near OHKO attack, it won't be extremely hard🍸.

And if that's still a problem, then stop 💯attacking her and learn her 

patterns. Every one of her attacks is easily sidestepﷺped. Attack when she

lets her guard down, then♔ hit down on the D-Pad to e♔vade away from her, 

then wait for another opening.

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~Rank 7--Destroyman~

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Destroyman feels compelled to yell out the name of all of hi🍃s at🍬tacks. 

What a fool. The only attack that he doesn't call out is a ༺combo of 

punches. You can more then easily Dark Step this attack and score almost🍃 a 

dozen hits on him, so abuse that 🍰attack wheneveജr possible.

The fi🔜🍷rst of his attacks is Destroy POW. He'll raise one of his fists into

the air, then punches the ground, sending out a rꦬed shoc๊kwave. Back off to

av൩oid taking damage from the shock, then rush in and get in a few🍬 hits. You

can only get in a few before he jumps off.

Next is Destroy⛎ Cannon. Destroyman will cup both of his hands at his hips,

and as soon as he finishes yelling 🌄he will shoot a fast moving ball of 

energy at you. 🐽This attack is immensely powerful, so try not to get hit

by🅘 it. Simply Emergency Evade to the side when he fires. He is also 

vulnerable to a few strikes after using this attack (and oftꦏen🐲 gets dizzied

from it).

After that is Destroy Beam. Destroyman will p🐽ut his hands on the🦄 sides of

his head and💞 fires a long range yellow beam. It can bꩲe blocked by the Beam

Katana, so 💮no need to outrun it. Destroyman is rarely vulnerable after this

attack, but yoဣu can strike him during the attack if you can 🐷Emergency Evade

behind him.

Finally 𒊎there is Destroy Spark. He will extend one of his hands and𓂃 shoots

a s⛎hort range f🧸lurry of sparks. This won't hit you if you are a bit backed

up from Destroyman. Best of all is that he is complete🅺꧅ly vulnerable 

during this attack, so take the time 🀅to wail on him by running behind him.

Once you whittl✃e down half of his health, Destroyman will fly into the air

and several alarms will co⛄me on. He is invincible while in the air, s🔥o

you'll need to make him fall. Along the walls of the room are seve꧃ral

control panels, each marked with a flashing yellow light. Lock-on to o❀ne 

and hit it several times to destroy it. There are three 𝔉of them. Two of 

them merꦉely drꦕop props while only one of them drops Destroyman. It is

random as to which does what, so destroy until he falls down. ꧒Keep moving

during this phase--Destroyman wi🌃ll launch not𝓰hing but Destroy Cannon's at

you, so avoid the fast moving energy balls.

A𒈔fter Destroyman gets back up, he'll s💛tart using his ultimate attack--

Destroy Buster. Or Crotch Cannon. You're choice as ꦬto what you want to

think o𒊎f it. He'll pose triumphantly as his...crotch...glows blue, then

launches a huge laser. It can't be blocked so you'll🐠 need ꦍto outrun it.

Ke♈ep strafing either left or right and you can outrun it. If you hit the

wall, Emergency Evade left and right constantly to r🅠emain invincible until

the attack ends. After he stops, Destr𒈔oyman will laugh at how pathetic you

are, allowing for a ton of free hits.

That's how ▨the battle goes. Wait for him to yell an attack, dodg🎉e it, then

wail on him. See? Nothing too hard about this fight. Just don'ꦯt get hit by

too many attacks, and watch yo☂ur feet. Filming equi🌟pment is strewn across

the floor and can ꦗhamper your movement if you aren't paying attention.

🍃Also, Destroyman occasionally guards himself by holding both of his arm🌜s

infront of his face. U♕se a Charged Beat Attack here to stu𝓀n him and pull

off a wrestling move. Wrestling moves don't d🥃e𝕴al too much damage to 

Destroyman, but they 🍸still do a decent amoun𒁏t, so use them whenever 

possible to end the fight quicker.

Bitter Advice--You should already know how to dodge most of his🐎 a✤ttacks on

this difficulty. If y💧ou don't, then you'll be in trouble. Remember that

almost every attack is Emergency Evadable, so spam that when🐬ever ne🐓cessary.

As long as you can avoid ᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚthe Destroy Buster you should be able to avoiꦫd too

much damage that will kill you.

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~Rank 6--Holly Summers~

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Th♊is is one of the mor♛e irritating boss fights in the game. First of all,

there are a ton of holes in the ground over the beach. You'r⛦൲e likely to

fall in๊ one nea𒊎r the beginning of the fight. Whenever you fall in one, save

for the firs𝐆t time since that trig🌠gers a cutscene, you will either need to

mash the A button, shake the Wiimote, or the Nunchuk to escape.﷽ The🐈 

Nunchuk has horrible motion sensi♐ng so if you're forced to esca✱pe using

that you probably 💮will end up failing and taki▨ng damage.

There's a trick, though. If you swin🀅g the Beam Katana, any nearby holes 

will be revealed. Swing like crazy if you want to to revea🏅l all of the

holes🐼. One of the easier attacks she uses that can be avoided is where she

throws a bunch of knives. Asꦆ🤪 long as you're locked on this will be 

blocked. She's 🌃vulnerable for a bit after she uses♚ this.

Next is where she shoo💞ts a dozen or so homi🧸ng missiles at you. She's 

vulnerable the entire duration of the attack, ꧂but good luck getting in a 

hit♓ without taking massive damage yourself. To avoid this, either fall into

a hole or walk a distance back, Emergency E✤vade to the left or right, then

rush at Holly to get some strikes in.

The next attack is just a 🙈basic swing of her shovel. After she swings, hi♏t

her a few times.

Next, Holly will often throw a grenade aಞt her feet. Back off so the splash

damage doesn'🌞t hit you. She uses these to jump all around th𒆙e battlefield,

so keep an eye on her where she land🔯s. She will block 𝓰your attacks when she

lands, but a Charged Beat Attack stuns her he🐲re. When she blocks herself

w🌞ith her shovel you can als൩o score a Charged Beat Attack to set her up for

a wrestling move. Use them whenever possible.

Holly can also kick sand at your facﷺe at close range. She'll🐻 yell "Huurgh,

ahh!" before doing so, so Emౠergency Evade ꦡbackwards to avoid it. She 

follows up her kick with another attack, so don't💞 go in swinging. Holly🥃 

also runs around the field and covers the hole🌳s with sand. W⭕hile she's

doing 👍this, you can strike her (just stop locking on so 🍸you can run fast

enough to catch up). If you hit her before she kicks the sand,🥃🧸 the trap

will remaℱin visible. If she does kick sand ov♑er it, the trap will look like

a dark brown path of sand, so you can still tell wh♊ere it is.

Once she has lost half of her health, she gai🧔ns a new attack. She will 

jump onto a rock at the far🤪 end of the beach and throws dozens of grenades

and homing missiles at you. This deals a ton of damage, and c📖an be hard to

avoid. Fortunately, you can cheaply avoid allಞ of this by falling into a 

h❀ole. Once Holly jumps off her rock, Travis clim♉bs out of the hole without

needing to push any buttons. Quite convenient.

The fig💎ht mainly works just like that. Wait for her to꧅ unleash an attack,

then rush in. It's those damn holes that will irritate you.&nb🐲sp;

Bitter Advice--Take your time with this fight.꧃ Falling into too✤ many holes

can be lethal,💯 so try to avoid the center of the beach where most of the

hꦚoles are. Never try to hit Holly during her homing missile attack. It's 

not worth the risk🅠 of losing 1/4th of your energ♚y getting hit by every

missiles. Just take your time and h𓆉it her during the safest times she😼 is

vulnerable to🔥 keep your health high to win the battle.

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~Rank 5--Letz Shake~

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Yeah, I wanted to fight him too.

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~Rank 4--Harvey Moseiwitsch Volodarskii~

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Harve෴y ♉is an irritating boss, but nonetheless an easy one until midway

through the fight. His first attack is shouting "Check 🍌it out!", where he

snaps his fingers and shoots several doves at you. They don't f🃏ly at you

until the꧃y materialize, b🥃ut nonetheless you need to strafe left or right

to easily avoid them. Harvey's vulnerable aft🅺er you dodge them.

Next he can say 💮"It's magic!" before teleporting around the stage. Look

around you so you can lock b𒊎ack on to him. It won't do any damage, but it

will get annoying when꧑ he ꧅uses it several times in succession.

Harvey most damaging attack is where he charges for a second while ♐;

laughing to h൲imself, then extending his arms and whirling 𒆙towards you like

a cyclone. If he does this, let go of your lock-o𝓰n and run away in tౠhe 

opposite direction. Harvey cove🃏rs about half the stage's diওstance with this

attack, so if you run away yꦆou should be safe. It does a lot of damage, so

be sure to react fast enough while he pre𒆙pares the attack. He's vꦑulnerable

when hಌe finishes, and often he gets stunned from your hits when you attack.

Perform wrestling moves, naturally.

Harvey also has four basic slashes, just like most bosses. Dark Step him&💞nbsp;

and attack with no sympathy.

He gets two nꦺew attacks a⭕fter you've drained half of his health. First, he

will 🌳mutter "Welcome🍸 to the nightmare..." which will flip the screen

upsidedown. Harvey is completely vulnerable as soon a🗹s the screen flips,

so strike him hard. Harvey wil𝐆l occasionally🌜 use this move several times in

a row, and that's baཧsically giving you a ton o♒f free hits because he'll

practically be constantly vulnerable.

His final new attack, ꦓand the worst, is when he says "Music, begin!". A

spotlight will follow you around the stage and you'll need to avoidꦰ it. If

it💞 catches you, Travis will be placed inside a box. You will need to sha൩ke

either the Wiimote or the Nunchuk violently to escape. If you don't d🅺o it

enough, you're dead. Endꦡ of story. You die. An🦩d there will be blood. Woo.

Shaking the Wiimote is easy, but 🌳the Nunchuk can occasionally be

unresponsive. Just shake it left aღnd right to the point wher🎐e you can feel

the motion det꧙ector hitting the walls with your hand. That'll be eno𒐪ugh to

escape. I have heard that people have actualℱly avoided the s꧋potlight long

enough for Harvey to reappear on stage🗹 and continue the battle, but I

sim🦩ply can't do that. From what I've heard, yo💖u want to make long turns

around the stage and not sharp turns where the spotlighꦺt can cut corners.

The attack lasts roughly ten seconds.

In any case, that's all his attacks. It's a🦂 pretty easy fight to ꧅be 

honest, and as long as you can avoid that🔴 death box youꦕ should have no

problem getting through in a hurry. 

Bitter Advice--Spam the Tsubaki Mk-III♈'s low charge attack like crazy. 

❀Harvey is c💜onstantly vulnerable to it since he moves so slowly (except when

he tel💦eports), so you can rack up damage quickly. Easy fight as long as y💛ou

don't die to that damn box. 💯If you can't escape it, then keep trying and

hope he doesn't use that attack in the battle.

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~Rank 3--Speed Buster~

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This is a unique situation for a boss fight. Spee෴d Buster has only one

attack--launching that enormous red beam of death. Not only tha𝔉t, but she

starts about an entire mile💦 ♋away from you. Your objective? Get up to her

and cut her head off. Of course, the ꦗbeam spans the entire length of the

gauntlet, so what are you to do? Well, huꩲg either of the walls. Personally

I prefer the left wall, but the r𒉰ight ♍works as well.

N꧙ow, all of the wooden doors you pass are breakable. Slice them a few times

to break it ღopen and you can enter an emptyꦗ room that is safe from the

blast. Wait for the beam to pass, then leave the room and contiꦯnue north

bound to the next room.

That's the eไntire battle for the m💎ost part. Some of the rooms have health

of battery resꦉtores in them. You can also hideꦰ in the little nooks that

🐠have no door to thಞem, but they are often filled with several purple vested

enemies. Several dꦛoored-rooms also have them as well. Kill them off as

you wait for the beam to pass.

If you get hit by the b🦹eam you will need to shake it off with꧃ your Beam

Katana. Ma𝓡sh the A button to shake it off. By the way, the blast will

drain your health insanely fast, especia🎶lly on Bitter d𓆏ifficulty, so try

to avoid it as much as possible.

You have to hug the left wall in the end anyways. Remember thꦓat whenever

you see a bright light at the end of the ga🔯untlet to hide immidiately--that

is the cannon. Towards the🌌 end you will find there are no m🔴ore places to

hide, and the closer you get to Speed Buste🌌r the faste𝔉r she launches the 

cannon. What are you supposed to do?

Well, at the final nook on the left side o🗹f the gauntlet there is a 

telephone pole. Slice it several t💖imes to knock it down, causing a domino

affect on the other telephone poles. Tꩲhe last one will fal🙈l onto the 

Buster Launcher, breaking it. You can now run𓆉 up to Speed Buster and end

the fight.

Bitter Advice--Don't touch the pretty r🍎e♐d laser. It knocks off 10% of your

energy per sec🌼ond you're stuck in the blast. It's not really a "fight" so

nothing changes at all. Just watch out for those b꧂eam katana wielders who

actually do have a lot of health.

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~Rank 2--Bad Girl~

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Bad Girl willꦬ be a bit of a long fight, especꦺially in harder difficulties.

൩Bad Girl ༒will often slowly pace around you, occasionally attacking. Her

attacks are stron🎉g, so you'll want to avoid them. Her 🥃first attack is

simply sla𝓰mming her bat onto the ground. 🌱Easily blocked. You can score a

few hits after her swing.

Next is, like all bosses, her com🐻bo attac♓k. She will swing her bat wildly

several times. You can Dark Step this move, but often Baꦜd Girl will, 

someh𝐆ow, evade your swings when time is slowed. Somet🧜imes she doesn't,

sometimes she will. It's annoying. 

Bad♈ Girl cꦍan swing her bat in one hand as she charges at you, yelling

"Batt🍨er...up𒁃!" before swinging. You can block her swings up until the 

actual s🍃lamming of🦄 her bat which can't be blocked. Just Emergency Evade to

the side to avoid ﷺit. She's vulnerable after this attack is finished.

Occasionally she will char🐭ge up herself as if preparing to smack✃ you for a

home run. This is her counterattack mo🌜ve. I♐f you strike her while she is

chargꦰing she will smack you haꦜrd. However, if you hit her then Emergency

Evade right away you can avoid her attack. If you d🐻o that you can score

several hits on her after the swing.

Midway through the fight she will change 🌳combo attacks. She starts with

fi🍰ve swings, and as you ke🐈ep lowering her health she will increase up to

twelve swings. You can tell this is the at𝓰tack when she shouts "Di🅠e!" after

alm🔜ost every swing. The entire thing is blockable, but you should never 

Dark Step it. Bad Girl attacks you as soon as you Dark S𝓀tep this attack, so

just wait until she finishes so you ca♒n get a few hits in on her.

Also once you wipe away half of her he🧸alth she will 🐈run over to her 

batting station a⛄nd slam enemies into you. Yeah, she actually "spawns" more

foes in the battle. She is invincible while she's doing th🏅is...to an

extent. Charged attacks will still d༒amage her. But she's throwing enemies

at you so there's little time to deal damage.

You can counter this, though. When she batꦐs enemies at you, while they are

in the air,ꦏ you can bat them right back at Bad Girl to damage her and stop

the attack early. Just press the🍸 A button to swing and if you connect with

the enemy you'll need to spin the Wiimote several times t⛄o force it back

at Bad Girl. This i🤪s har❀d to pull off, though, because the enemies fly 

very fast♋ and the hit window is small. If🍬 you mis-time it you will take

damage🧔, and the impact from the grunts do a lot of damage. When she's low

on health Bad Girl will bat enemies back a𒉰t you. Y🔜ou'll need to swing at

the foe again (and towar🅰ds the end, a third time) to smack Bad ⛎Girl with 

it.

She starts off just bꦰatting one at you, but as you whittle down her health

she will bat as much as four enemies at you. Destroy th👍em fir🥂st before

focusing🎃 on Bad Girl--since she's at the far end of the arena her attacks

won't bother you for the time being.

When she's dow💟n to a fourth of her life she will light her bat on fire and

gain another attack. She will j🦋ump into the air and slam onto the ground,

sending a small shockwave out. Emergency Evade right before🍌 she hits the

ground to avoid damage, then attack her.

Bad Girl's final attack, an🃏d most lethal, starts when she has less ♎than

half her health left. She will collapse onto the f🍎ield and start cry🐲ing.

Yes, this has to be🎶 the most obvious trap🃏 ever. But...you're curious what

she𒆙 does, rওight? Walk near her and she will pummel Travis to the ground and

bat the loving hell out of ꦆhim. And you die. Regardless of your health you

will die. 

There is a trick, though. Strafe arou🐠nd Bad Girl and looꦏk at her bat. If

her right hand is still clutching the bat, stay away from🌊 her. If both&nb🐻sp;

hands are o🔯n her face crying, go ahead and beat🍃 the crap out of her. If she

is holding the bat, wait until 🌳she yells "Fuck!" before rushing in and

getting a few hits.

That's her moveset. She a🗹ttacks often and doesn't jump aw🉐ay from you, so

simply sidestep every attack and score some hits. Als𓄧o, since she paces 

very slowly you can𒊎 spam low charge attacks and rac🐈k up a lot of damage. I

advise doing that as well.

Bitter Advice--Best fight to spam low charg🌌e Tsubaki Mk-III. She paces 

around yo🦩u s♎o slowly it makes it so easy to rack up attack after attack on

her. With the Eꦓnergy Saver, which you should haveꦕ by now, the fight should

not ♐take too l🎃ong. Just be careful of her instant kill attack and when she

bats foes at you and you'll be fine.

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~Rank 1--Jeane~

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This is an insane🎉ly easy fight. Yet, for whatever reason🍷, far too many

people think its hard. First of all note that Jeane wields n🥀o weapon. Sꩵhe's

an expert in the martial arts. As su𓂃ch, she's extremely nimble and will

shift positions around the 🌊field in the blink of an eye. 

Alsไo, Death Metal, the first boss, has more heal🐻th then her. Yeah, Jeane 

has the lowesꦯt amount of health in the game, and as such, can be beaten the

fastest as well. It takes less than𒀰 100 hits to kill her (usually around 

70), but you'll probably only be ⛄able to hit her two or three times🌃 when

she's vulnerable.

Okay, onto the fight. T⛎he large dragon-katana-border 🉐won't hurt you if

you touch it, so don't worry abℱout it. Her first attack is where she will

make a charging soꦰund right 💙before making a jumping roundhouse kick. This

appears to be blocked, but you do take damage from💯 it so back off. She's

vulnerable after the attack.

Nex🍰t, Jeane actually will charge for a brief second before sliding halfway

across the area executi🌳ng a powerful punch. Again, don't try to block it

as you'll just take a lot of damage. She's vulnerable for a few second♔s

after she slides, so strike her down.

Jeane, like every boss, has a combo attack. She will tಌhrow four ꦓpunches,

pauses, then thro🌃ꦍws a fifth charged punch that can't be blocked. You can

hit her several tim𒊎es after the fifth punch. She uses this attack very

often, so if you can stay several feet away from Jeanﷺe you'll be constantly

assaulting her.

Once you chip awa💃y the first third of her 🌜energy she will make the dragon

border enclose a bit, making the arena smaller. This shouldn't ma🌜ke much of

a d﷽ifference in the fight. She gets a new ಌattack when she does this,

though. When she stands꧃ still and raises both of her arms, back away a bit.

She's send out a small sh𒁃ockwave. After the shoᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚckwave comes out you can

rush🅰 🐎her and get a ton of hits on her. You can also Emergency Evade to the

left/right when next to her to bypass the attack and be right next 🅺to Jeane

for prime striking opportunity.

When you get down to her last third of health, Jeane wil🌠l make the field

even smaller. Now it's considerably small, and makes d♚odging her new attack

quite hard sometimes.

This new attack is where she p🎐erforms three quick dashes across the field.

This 💞iღs signified by her standing still and charging for a second. When she

c⭕harges, hold the Z button the entire time and Emergency Evade to the left

of righ💎t twice. Keep pressing the button to do the two consecutive rolls.

This ata♌ck does a ton of damage if it hits you, so yo🌟u'll want to avoid it.

Often Jeane will hit you when you recover from the first roll. S🅰om𓄧etimes

this happens, sometimes it doesn't. I🌼 feel like it's random, though.

If you every stun her you will have essentia🏅lly won the part of the f♏ight

up until the nextꦦ cutscene will Jeane makes the field smaller. See, after

a weapon clash and the followin𝔉g Death Blow Jeane will get stunned. DO NOT

attempt to g🐬rab her! If you do, Jeane will sidestep you and knock you to

the ground. When she's stunned, beat the crap out of her. You should get&nb♏sp;

into a weapon clash when she g🦩ets unstunned. Win and perform the Death Blow

to stun her, r𓂃estarting this process. Getting into a weapon clash, or flat

out stunning her, is pretty rare to beg�🌱�in with. On Bitter mode the fight 

lasts pretty long so she mജay get stunned more often. Take advantagওe of this

opportunity if it ever arises.

Your﷽ final blow will always result in a weapon clash. It's impossible to

win, thou🌳gh. That's s🐬upposed to happen, so don't worry.

Bitter Advice--You need to learn to dodge that triple dash attack. It'꧃s the

only one that's a considerable threat on Bi🧜tter difficulty since everything

else can be easily avoided once 𒊎you learn how. Although, if you're only 🅘hit

by this atta🐎ck you should still be able to finish the fight with more then

enoug🍎h health. It's basically like every other diffic⛎ulty, only her attacks

do a little more damage. Nothing too special.

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