Stars Jack Black and Kyle Gass broke out the regal threads last night, both pacing the red carpet dressed in robes and crowns. The fellas spent a good hour in the nippy London night, striki❀ng poses and signing anythi♊ng the mosh pit of fans slapped in front of them.

Once inside, it became clear that these guys🅘 weren’t in the mood to answer ser🌜ious questions, so… we didn’t ask them any.

“Jack is the king of rock,” Gass told TF, shoulders back, chin up, sweeping a gold sceptre in the direction of his nodding co-star. “I am the king of roll. When you put us together, we make… a wonderfu💃l dessert pastry.”

The flick hits cinemas on 24 November and follows the tale of JB and KG (genius), two 🃏rockers with ꧒a one-man fan club and a bad case of writer's block. In order to win a talent contest, they set out to find the pick of destiny, the mystical guitar pick that shaped rock music.

So… what does the D stand for?

“Don’t tell them!” Jack screeches at Kyle, before leaning in and suggesting, “It’s donkey. Really, it’s Tenaciℱous Donkey.”

Jack’s father in the movie is played by flouncy-shirted rock god Meatloaf. “He was a very strict father, he was a hard-ass,” Black says with a look of mock-bꦉitterness spread across his mug. “Thank goodness I never took his name, that’s all I can say. I’d be Jack Loaf.”

So🐟, what do the greatest rock band of all time have on their backstage rider? Well, as you can imagine, it’sജ not exactly practical.

🦹“Well, we have three Colombian whores,” Gass quips, looking Total Film in the eye, “an eight-ball of cocaine, an ounce of your best marijuana and some houmous.”

Bless ‘em. With that the two Kings swagger towar💧ds their adoring subjects for another round of flesh-pressing.

As ACDC once said… for those about to ro🐻ck, we salute you.