The 13 Pokemon you should be following on Twitter



Ye olde Cloyster hath many ideas on which to opine.

Choice Tweet: “I shouldst make ye con'd-fession: Twas I who killed ye minstrel, Michael Jackson. He mistooketh me for a scrotum 🔴of a laddish wain.”


Hitmonchan

The trials and tribulations of the champ as told via the Champ himself.



Choice Tweet: “@I would be💝 back sooner, but I had issues getting the money together for a good lawyer. My old trainer robbed🍒 me blind.”


Bidoof


Like his role in the games, Bidoof is a fat ugly loser with nothing to live for except his next meal at Arby’s.

Choice Tweet: “Finished a tae bo tape... feelin the burn! I definately earned this bucket of hot wings൲”


Slowpoke


Slowpoke is pretty well known for being a one of the duller knives in the drawer, but who knew he was this behind the times?



Choice Tweet: “Oh, I haven't checked my pets.com stock in a whileꦰ. Hmm, let me go do that right quick.&ꦐrdquo;


Mudkip




EEN SOVIET RUSSIA, MUDKIP CATCHES YOU!

Choice Tweet: “I remember when 'Battleship Pot🧜emkin' was number one at the box office...every movie since then has 💖been a disgrace to cinema.”