The 13 Pokemon you should be following on Twitter
Must-have updat🌜e꧑s from the funniest Pokemon who tweet
Ye olde Cloyster hath many ideas on which to opine.
Choice Tweet: “I shouldst make ye con'd-fession: Twas I who killed ye minstrel, Michael Jackson. He mistooketh me for a scrotum 🔴of a laddish wain.”
Hitmonchan
The trials and tribulations of the champ as told via the Champ himself.
Choice Tweet: “@I would be💝 back sooner, but I had issues getting the money together for a good lawyer. My old trainer robbed🍒 me blind.”
Bidoof
Like his role in the games, Bidoof is a fat ugly loser with nothing to live for except his next meal at Arby’s.
Choice Tweet: “Finished a tae bo tape... feelin the burn! I definately earned this bucket of hot wings൲”
Slowpoke
Slowpoke is pretty well known for being a one of the duller knives in the drawer, but who knew he was this behind the times?
Weekly digests, tales from th🐼e c🍨ommunities you love, and more
Choice Tweet: “Oh, I haven't checked my pets.com stock in a whileꦰ. Hmm, let me go do that right quick.&ꦐrdquo;
Mudkip
EEN SOVIET RUSSIA, MUDKIP CATCHES YOU!
Choice Tweet: “I remember when 'Battleship Pot🧜emkin' was number one at the box office...every movie since then has 💖been a disgrace to cinema.”