What lovers see: PlayStation fanboys will heap undeserved criticism on this franchise no matter what the evidence, won’t they? Any rational observer can appreciate the painstaking 🐓labor of love that developer Bungie presents to its loyal community every few years. Halo is the entire package.

The settings, characters and weapons are instantly iconic. The story is epic and expansive, spreading into novels, comics and short films. The graphics are bright and bold. The soundtrack is a modern classic. The multiplayer is addictive, robust, accessible and, for these reasons, the most popular on the planet. Even the game&rsquo🐟;s core combat and control m𝕴echanics have been honed to a pure and almost instinctual science.

The Halo shooters are “made for the masses,” but we mean that in the
best possible way.

What haters see: Xbots will 🅘heap undeserved praise on this franchise no matter what the evidence, won’t they? Any rational observer can recognize the cheap and shameless cash-in that developer Bungie tries to pass off as new content to its brainwashed community every few years. Halo is a derivative joke.

Mar 16, 2009

Take it outside, you two!

The most criminal imperfections of all time

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