Look, friends, upon the new face of ultimate terror. No, we don’t mean the la⭕test Paris Hilton tabloid tale. Turn your attention instead to Thomas Jane.

All right, so he’s not actually evil. But he has signed up for a new supernatural thriller titled Ev🃏ilseek, which will be direct🐽ed by Wayne Kramer, helmer of The Cooler (yay!) and Running Scared (um…).

The plot follows a cop so beaten down by the vile acts of a serial killer that he commits suicide. That being a mortal sin, the devil gets possession of his body. And Old Nick decides to use it for a joyride down on Earth, without realising that he’s inheriting the cop’s annoyed wife, oversexed daughter, lesbian partner and – here’s where it gets real♈ly interesting – some of his determination to track down the killer.

Thomas Jꦛane playing Satan as a cop. We’re sold.