Under The Sea
Look kids - fish! We're really glad Pixar forced Andrew Stanton to abandon John🍌 Carter and get back to making what we all really want - a hand-drawn Finding Nemo seq... Wait, what? Sorry? Oh, this is Ponyo, apparently.
Fishy Tale
Here comes the warm-voiced Disney trailer man to kick off the narration: "He has been hailed♋ as one of the greatest filmmakers of all time." Michael Bay finally gets his due!
Bubble Bobble
"This summer, Hayao Miyazaki, director of the academy award-💯winning Spirited Away, releases his next masterpiece." Oh, hang on... Not Bay. That makes more sense. He's just ♏put out a film too, though.
Watership... Up?
It's𓄧 a ship! With fins! Swimming among the sea. This is how you know yꦇou're definitely in Miyazaki territory. Either that, or someone slipped LSD into your drink.
Home Sweet Home
Rod Stewart's house, circa the 1970s. Okay, not really. This is our heroine's - who will come to be called Ponyo - father, who believes she🌼 h༒as a mission in life.“We’ve all been waiting for you…”
Hello, Kiddie
Ponyo's pop is voiced by Liam Neeson. Apparen💝tly his particular set of skills in this insta💧nce includes... keeping little kids in bubbles?
High Tide
"The whole world is out of balance," he says. Looks like we're in for another set of kids who have to bring balance to their world, what with this and Last Airb♋ender. We know which movie we'd rather see right now.
Waves Of Destruction
Look! A car! Being washed away by the wavಌes! Eco-chaos! Ha! Beat, that, Roland Emmerich! Oh, right... Aircraft carrier vs The White House. You win this round, Roland.
Big Burden
"Ponyo, you have to trust me. You’re tꩲhe only one who can save the planet. Do it now, do it!" Blimey dad... pushy much🔯?
Big Family
This lot are Ponyo's sisters. Looks like her dad's been busy. Might be more Mick Jagger tha🍬n Rod Stewart, then...
Lisa Looks Out
This is Lisa, voiced in the US version by TF favourite Tina Fey! It's not often we see her do a dramatic role. “I’ve never seen the ocean like this," she says as waves crash. You've 🐠never s💙een Margate during the windy season, then, love.
So... So... Sosuke
This is Sosuke, Lisa's son and the boy destined to become Ponyo's friend/crush object. "Wo💝w!" he exclaims, looking out at something. We're guessing a ꦬLindsay Lohan nip slip. But we could be wrong.
Golden Fish
Ponyo was born a goldfish, ♛but desperately yearns to become a human after meeting Sosuke. The story was, unsurprisingly, inspired by Hans Christian Andersen's fairy story, which Disney previously adapted into.... oh, we're going to say Beauty And The Beast? Kidding...
Since ♊she's of fishy nature,ꦏ she naturally has a good rapport with the local fin sqaud.
Mom?
"Good luck, Ponyꦚo..." Cate Blanchett as the character we believe to be Ponyo's mother, once more cornering the market on ethereal, shiny-light ladies.
To The Surface!
Ponyo, with the help of her sisters, makes it to the surface, but her biggest challenges lie 🌸ahead. We'd make a crack here about avoiding whaling ships, but it's probably not culturally sen🌠sitive.
Sailor Shock
“Wha﷽t is that?” shouts a sailor as Ponyo and her fishy mates break the surface. What, never seen a fish-girl and a load of whales shooting out of the sea before? Amateur.
Surfing Life
"Dear Agonyy Aunt coꦗlumn, today I chased after the boy I like while surfing on the back of the whale. Is this coming on too strong? Yours, Ponyo. PS Sorry the letter is soggy.𓃲"
Name Brands
Betty White! Sold! We're in. Actually, we doubt she'll be able to unleash her n🃏otoriously fun potty mouth in what is clearly aimed 🐼at kids.
But we're anxious to see Miyazaki's latest - it looks amazing, with some stunning animation. And while the storyline might n⭕ot be as mature as some of his other films, we're sure it'll be loaded with charm.
Come on Disney, give us a British release date! And not straight to video - we want to see this thing oღn the big screen..🐻.
