Party Fun Pirate - WiiWare

Hold still while I poke you with my dagger, mmmkay? This trailer reminds me of a joke I heard i♕n elementary school about taking a turn “.”

The titular “fun pirate&r🃏dquo; seems to rather enjoy getting prodded through the barrel from various angles, but the real clincher is the option to drop a tied-up a Mii into the glory hole. I simply can not believe ෴that this deviant perversity is rated E. “Comic mischief” my ass.

Above: Careful what you wish for

Above: Ashton Anchors will piss himself when he sees this

Or possibly♒ an homage to Fritz Lang’s 1931 ex♈pressionist/noir masterpiece?

Or are my detective skills being clouded by my love for geeky film references? More i♉mportantly, who cares when🦩 you can use a UV light to discover bodily fluids in the carpet?

Above: All evidences point to a rowdy game of Party Fun Pirate

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