Date: 13th November, 2007
Location: Syracuse, New York
Crime: Assault and attempted theft
Details: Two teens beat a man to the ground for his PSP
Forget battery life, there’s now to use your PSP indoors. It used to beꦆ that the biggest danger of handheld gaming on the move was the risk of being turned into road pizza wh🍒ile distractedly crossing the street deep in button-mashing concentration. Now though, that’s the least of your worries.
Jose♚ph Morales was innocently watching a movie ﷺon his PSP while waiting to visit the library when two sixteen year olds accosted him and demanded the console. When he refused to hand over his baby, he was rewarded for his defiance with a savage beating which ended with him on the ground receiving a stout kick to the head. Undeterred, Morales continued to grip his PSP, steadfastly denying it to his assailants. What can we say, the guy is hardcore.
The attack was eventually broken up when a member of the public stepped in. B𒁏oth boys left the area, but were caught and ended up facing police charges. Damn right too. You don’t mess with a man’s console.
