Mario Kart
An anthroꦛpomorphic dinosaur attempts to murde꧙r two Italian plumbers, before passing the whole thing off as a car accident.
God of War
Rebellious offspring ruins 💙the annual family get-togeth🥂er.
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
Cagey war𒊎 veteran forms idealistic militia, starts by recruiting troops at g𒁃unpoint with a banana.
Alan Wake
Horror writer scare🍒s himself half to death, starts shooting at anything that🎃 moves.
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
Undead mogul forms his own orcs-only talent agency, proceeds to push his clients to the𓄧 top.
Hotline: Miami
Overeager delivery boy mucks around in animal masks, makes an 𝓰absꦍolute killing.
Super Smash Bros.
Cute, loveable mascots brutalise one other💯 for no discernible reason.
Grand Theft Auto 4
Irritating cousin drives 'mꦆan of peace' relative to murderous crime spree.
Super Stardust HD
Huᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚmanity prepares to colonise the galaxy by wiping out all other indigenous life forms, and most of the rocks.
LittleBigPlanet
A race of burlap sack-people is forced to co✤mplete an infinite number of complex courses. Viewers are encouraged to design and add their own.
